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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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Go back to India
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: hideous irradiated native juggernaut

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: vivacious dog poop

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: vibrant plum lodge gay wizard



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Bossy Menage Bbw

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: House-broken Supple Heaven



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: ivory nursing home



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: vibrant plum lodge gay wizard

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: insane theater stage striped hyena

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: lavender laughsome potus

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Cerebral institution messiness

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Cracking naked stead hominid

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: House-broken Supple Heaven



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Big Friendly Grandma



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Cracking naked stead hominid



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Hospital



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy indigo parlor



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: fluffy milk gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: sapphire son of senegal



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: mewling concupiscible stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: hideous irradiated native juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate national security agency

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Peach pea-brained marketing idea

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Mahogany cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Peach pea-brained marketing idea

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Bipolar step-uncle's house main people

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Useless sexy sanctuary genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Cracking naked stead hominid

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Chest-beating green masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Wine bisexual theatre newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Cerise rigor orchestra pit

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: harsh khaki base toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: pale multi-colored chad

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: ocher odious police squad meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Stimulating boistinker space

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Charismatic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: frozen regret shrine

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Deranged hairraiser gaping range

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: talented spruce pistol private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Cerise rigor orchestra pit

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Stimulating boistinker space

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Cerise rigor orchestra pit

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Cerise rigor orchestra pit

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Cerise rigor orchestra pit

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: pale multi-colored chad

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Mint cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: pale multi-colored chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Stimulating boistinker space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Frisky Buff Resort Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: misanthropic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Scarlet whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: opaque den

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: ruddy electric nibblets school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Lime unhinged preventive strike corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: massive floppy pit roast beef

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: massive floppy pit roast beef

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Mint cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: hideous irradiated native juggernaut

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Mint cuck

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: House-broken Supple Heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: mind-boggling telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Talking diverse box office ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating headpube locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Talking diverse box office ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: motley mustard multi-billionaire prole

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: provocative twisted office selfie

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: motley mustard multi-billionaire prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: provocative twisted office selfie

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Galvanic alcoholic cuckold state

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Big Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: provocative twisted office selfie

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: arousing infuriating church

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Cracking naked stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Lime unhinged preventive strike corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: lavender laughsome potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Adventurous flickering rigpig area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: talented spruce pistol private investor

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: vigorous wild locus feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Dashing bistre crotch

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: snowy very tactful point international law enforcement agency

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: brindle racy macaca keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Scarlet whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Bronze Home Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: sapphire son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: chartreuse wonderful useless brakes associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: puce theater stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating green masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: snowy very tactful point international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Bronze Home Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle property

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Flushed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: chartreuse wonderful useless brakes associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: pale multi-colored chad

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: arousing infuriating church

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Bearded dilemma

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Flushed brunch

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Bipolar step-uncle's house main people

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: boyish rehab

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Cerise rigor orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: chrome heady double fault clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Grizzly excitant hall jewess

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: pale multi-colored chad

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: lavender laughsome potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling senate national security agency

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: fragrant kitchen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: razzle onyx antidepressant drug plaza

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Cerise rigor orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: spectacular set

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: fragrant kitchen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Exciting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: titillating lake cumskin bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: titillating lake cumskin bawdyhouse

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Adventurous flickering rigpig area

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Cracking naked stead hominid

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Stimulating boistinker space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Blue aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Mint cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Exciting internal respiration

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: vigorous wild locus feces

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: boyish rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: chartreuse wonderful useless brakes associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating headpube locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: fragrant kitchen alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: chartreuse wonderful useless brakes associate

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: harsh khaki base toaster

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Duck-like thriller center

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Jade geriatric library place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Vengeful stirring abode jap

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: chartreuse wonderful useless brakes associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: 180 fat ankles sex offender

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: navy appetizing half-breed garrison

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Exciting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Stimulating boistinker space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz black goal in life generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: hyperactive partner dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: hyperactive partner dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Cracking naked stead hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: snowy very tactful point international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: razzle onyx antidepressant drug plaza

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lay voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: cheese-eating headpube locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Curious Apoplectic Legal Warrant

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Bipolar step-uncle's house main people

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Orange Splenetic Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Orange Splenetic Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: lavender laughsome potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Stimulating boistinker space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: hideous irradiated native juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Orchid low-t jew casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Stimulating boistinker space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Crimson community account depressive

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Crimson community account depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Histrionic round eye ceo

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Crimson community account depressive

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Crimson community account depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: boyish rehab

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Crimson community account depressive

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: boyish rehab

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: ivory nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: trip people who are hurt hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: mewling concupiscible stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: dead fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: lavender laughsome potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: pungent coiffed degenerate

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Crimson community account depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: hideous irradiated native juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: hideous irradiated native juggernaut

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Mint cuck

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Claret comical forum

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy indigo parlor

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Crimson community account depressive

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Crimson community account depressive

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: insanely creepy indigo parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: azure drunken house

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: fluffy milk gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Crimson community account depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Glittery Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Glittery Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac slimy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Talking diverse box office ratface

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Grizzly excitant hall jewess

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed fighting hissy fit

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: marvelous yapping old irish cottage trailer park



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Crimson community account depressive



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Talking diverse box office ratface

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Crimson community account depressive



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Vengeful stirring abode jap



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Aggressive irate field mental disorder



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating headpube locale

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: Bateful parlour



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Talking diverse box office ratface



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: razzle onyx antidepressant drug plaza



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Shaky Stage



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Bateful parlour



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Crimson community account depressive



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: lilac philosopher-king national

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: fluffy milk gas station



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Talking diverse box office ratface



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy indigo parlor



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Bateful parlour



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: violet persian



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: hideous irradiated native juggernaut



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: violet persian



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Exciting internal respiration



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Shaky Stage



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: mewling concupiscible stag film idea he suggested



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: passionate corner hunting ground



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author:  Temple



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Grizzly excitant hall jewess

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author:  personal credit line



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling telephone

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Contagious business firm immigrant



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author:  azn tattoo



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: cyan mood

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author:  volcanic crater piazza



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling telephone



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