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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
multi-colored bronze garrison
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Demanding keepsake machete
  11/29/25
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rusted fear-inspiring tanning salon
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Demanding keepsake machete
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Provocative Mahogany Sanctuary
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Demanding keepsake machete
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
big-titted range dopamine
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
multi-colored bronze garrison
  11/29/25
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rusted fear-inspiring tanning salon
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Big gaming laptop preventive strike
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
multi-colored bronze garrison
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Big gaming laptop preventive strike
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Razzle white shitlib corner
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
vigorous mildly autistic background story
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Irradiated Kitchen Persian
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
multi-colored bronze garrison
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
razzmatazz factory reset button
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
misunderstood meetinghouse water buffalo
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
razzmatazz factory reset button
  11/29/25
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Big gaming laptop preventive strike
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Snowy church
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
big-titted range dopamine
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
gaped aphrodisiac trailer park
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
big-titted range dopamine
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
charismatic doobsian friendly grandma indian lodge
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
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  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: multi-colored bronze garrison

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Demanding keepsake machete

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: rusted fear-inspiring tanning salon



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Demanding keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Provocative Mahogany Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Demanding keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: big-titted range dopamine

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: multi-colored bronze garrison

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: rusted fear-inspiring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Big gaming laptop preventive strike

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: multi-colored bronze garrison

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Big gaming laptop preventive strike

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Razzle white shitlib corner

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: vigorous mildly autistic background story

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Irradiated Kitchen Persian

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: multi-colored bronze garrison

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz factory reset button

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: misunderstood meetinghouse water buffalo

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz factory reset button

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Big gaming laptop preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Snowy church

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: big-titted range dopamine

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: gaped aphrodisiac trailer park

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: big-titted range dopamine

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: charismatic doobsian friendly grandma indian lodge

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49490766)