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poppy hell
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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rebellious senate tattoo
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bat-shit-crazy hideous abode
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
wine alcoholic puppy national
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crusty death wish
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dashing knife
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
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Cyan cruise ship
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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Overrated Silver Philosopher-king
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Yapping turquoise crotch deer antler
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Charcoal trump supporter house
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crusty death wish
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
claret quadroon temple
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fucking lol
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Razzle queen of the night
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Unhinged Generalized Bond Cuckoldry
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Purple Coffee Pot
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insanely creepy step-uncle's house
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Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
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Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend
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infuriating coral mediation national security agency
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Cream Anal Church
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Bat shit crazy contagious messiness
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1800000
Jet multi-colored striped hyena state
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legit
crusty death wish
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spectacular plaza rigpig
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Height of assosciate?
Thriller Painfully Honest University Weed Whacker
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Bat shit crazy contagious messiness
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lmfao
Pungent charismatic base cuck
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LOL
sexy black foreskin locus
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lol
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fiercely-loyal native wagecucks
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Laughsome Range Roast Beef
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hyperventilating heady center
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Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend
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rebellious senate tattoo
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nubile menage
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Appetizing adulterous address
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Salmon background story
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Mustard Big Bawdyhouse
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180 indian lodge elastic band
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Stimulating Nofapping Ceo
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Moar!
Cyan cruise ship
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
hyperactive ape sanctuary
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diverse slate hominid juggernaut
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frisky massive son of senegal marketing idea
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Laughsome Range Roast Beef
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hyperventilating heady center
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curious space cumskin
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Appetizing adulterous address
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violet shrine
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diverse slate hominid juggernaut
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drab goal in life
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diverse slate hominid juggernaut
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Salmon background story
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Charcoal trump supporter house
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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It practically writes itself!
Cyan cruise ship
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
wine alcoholic puppy national
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Charcoal trump supporter house
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Comical twisted site faggot firefighter
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
crusty death wish
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Charcoal trump supporter house
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
crusty death wish
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Charcoal trump supporter house
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
crusty death wish
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Shit
Charcoal trump supporter house
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fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness
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Beta theater stage
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Hairraiser doobsian gaping lay
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insanely creepy step-uncle's house
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Charcoal trump supporter house
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diverse slate hominid juggernaut
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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still going strong
diverse slate hominid juggernaut
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(Chip Kelly)
Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Charcoal trump supporter house
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fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
wine alcoholic puppy national
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
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Charcoal trump supporter house
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
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elite wonderful internal respiration prole
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drab goal in life
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Purple Coffee Pot
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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Charcoal trump supporter house
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Lascivious office
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claret quadroon temple
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Purple Coffee Pot
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Charcoal trump supporter house
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*bark aves
Blue Roommate
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abnormal spot
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
dun slimy feces orchestra pit
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Olive indecent institution round eye
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Fishy Boiling Water
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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dun slimy feces orchestra pit
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Cream Anal Church
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jade exhilarant lettuce
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Olive indecent institution round eye
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insanely creepy step-uncle's house
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fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness
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Exciting gold parlour travel guidebook
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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claret quadroon temple
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disturbing swashbuckling giraffe multi-billionaire
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excitant jew becky
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Stimulating Nofapping Ceo
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Confused jet-lagged dingle berry
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
concupiscible swollen stage
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Walnut black woman
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Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater
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Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend
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lmao
Cheese-eating Love Of Her Life
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abusive irradiated mother gas station
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rebellious senate tattoo
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crusty death wish
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passionate field dragon
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nubile menage
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nubile menage
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nubile menage
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bateful chapel
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drab goal in life
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diverse slate hominid juggernaut
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!!!
Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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Coiffed immigrant
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert
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Orchid talented persian box office
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adventurous rehab
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Light indirect expression turdskin
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Flickering Partner Ratface
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
autistic sex offender rigor
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Motley Trailer Park
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Hairraiser doobsian gaping lay
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Charcoal trump supporter house
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
red zombie-like station nibblets
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Charcoal trump supporter house
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Cyan cruise ship
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert
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Charcoal trump supporter house
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Mahogany nowag
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
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Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
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Cowardly sound barrier dysfunction
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Yapping turquoise crotch deer antler
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crusty death wish
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diverse slate hominid juggernaut
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Ivory Community Account Home
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
  03/12/15
great thread
Ungodly racy location sweet tailpipe
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Stimulating Nofapping Ceo
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Bat shit crazy contagious messiness
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Underhanded Pit
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
poppy hell
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Orchid talented persian box office
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
poppy hell
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poppy hell
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Aromatic navy jewess stage
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Well-lubricated mildly autistic corner trust fund
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
diverse slate hominid juggernaut
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
poppy hell
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Scarlet Casino Athletic Conference
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
poppy hell
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Overrated Silver Philosopher-king
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
vivacious coldplay fan
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
vivacious coldplay fan
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fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Comical twisted site faggot firefighter
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hyperactive ape sanctuary
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plum vengeful brunch
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
Aromatic navy jewess stage
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Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set
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seedy wrinkle kitchen
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Purple Coffee Pot
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ruh roh
Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
concupiscible swollen stage
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
shaky mind-boggling ticket booth haunted graveyard
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Charcoal trump supporter house
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Purple Coffee Pot
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Electric Learning Disabled Pocket Flask
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Charcoal trump supporter house
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater
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vigorous school kitty
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buff nighttime parlor
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Bat shit crazy contagious messiness
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
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Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend
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Cerebral shitlib
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drab goal in life
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Splenetic histrionic lodge blood rage
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
Cheese-eating Love Of Her Life
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crusty death wish
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Sienna Corn Cake Brethren
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nubile menage
  10/09/16
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Lake old irish cottage
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Light indirect expression turdskin
  10/31/19
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drab goal in life
  12/06/21
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
diverse slate hominid juggernaut
  02/22/22
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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azure resort french chef
  04/05/15
180
Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
  04/24/15
180^180
Confused jet-lagged dingle berry
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Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend
  06/03/15
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crusty death wish
  01/12/16
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provocative forum patrolman
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
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lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert
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Copper selfie antidepressant drug
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diverse slate hominid juggernaut
  12/06/21
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
  12/10/21
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/12/25
...
Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Mahogany nowag
  05/08/15
underrated
gaped clown legal warrant
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Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend
  06/03/15
...
Charcoal trump supporter house
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
beady-eyed hot church building telephone
  06/03/15
Ouch
Charcoal trump supporter house
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Motley Trailer Park
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness
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180
lilac titillating crackhouse
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Yapping turquoise crotch deer antler
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fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
  07/21/15
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Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater
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at-the-ready metal milk skinny woman
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
self-centered dilemma
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert
  10/09/15
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Charcoal trump supporter house
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Cyan cruise ship
  03/12/16
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Copper selfie antidepressant drug
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Costumed reading party
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Copper selfie antidepressant drug
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
  12/10/21
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
zippy hospital half-breed
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Copper selfie antidepressant drug
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Copper selfie antidepressant drug
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Marvelous greedy fanboi
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Copper selfie antidepressant drug
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
nubile menage
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lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert
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CR.
Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
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Copper selfie antidepressant drug
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Charcoal trump supporter house
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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nubile menage
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Copper selfie antidepressant drug
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
nubile menage
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Copper selfie antidepressant drug
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Charcoal trump supporter house
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
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balding new version personal credit line
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Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams
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nubile menage
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carnelian jap meetinghouse
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Marvelous greedy fanboi
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nubile menage
  12/25/16
BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
sooty erotic property private investor
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
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Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder
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razzle-dazzle rambunctious boltzmann
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy contagious messiness

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: dun slimy feces orchestra pit

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Cyan cruise ship

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: wine alcoholic puppy national

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Comical twisted site faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: crusty death wish

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: crusty death wish

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: crusty death wish

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Beta theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser doobsian gaping lay

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: insanely creepy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: wine alcoholic puppy national

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: wine alcoholic puppy national

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: elite wonderful internal respiration prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Comical twisted site faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: drab goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Purple Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: dun slimy feces orchestra pit

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Lascivious office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: claret quadroon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Purple Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Blue Roommate

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: abnormal spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: dun slimy feces orchestra pit

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Olive indecent institution round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Fishy Boiling Water

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: dun slimy feces orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Cream Anal Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: jade exhilarant lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Olive indecent institution round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Exciting gold parlour travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy contagious messiness

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: claret quadroon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: disturbing swashbuckling giraffe multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: excitant jew becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Stimulating Nofapping Ceo

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Confused jet-lagged dingle berry

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: concupiscible swollen stage

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Walnut black woman

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Love Of Her Life

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: abusive irradiated mother gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: rebellious senate tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: crusty death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: passionate field dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: nubile menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: nubile menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: nubile menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: bateful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: drab goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Coiffed immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Orchid talented persian box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: adventurous rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Light indirect expression turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Flickering Partner Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: autistic sex offender rigor

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Motley Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser doobsian gaping lay

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: red zombie-like station nibblets

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Cyan cruise ship

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Mahogany nowag

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Cowardly sound barrier dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Yapping turquoise crotch deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: crusty death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Ivory Community Account Home

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Ungodly racy location sweet tailpipe

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Nofapping Ceo

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy contagious messiness

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Underhanded Pit

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: poppy hell

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Orchid talented persian box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: poppy hell

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: poppy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Aromatic navy jewess stage

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated mildly autistic corner trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: poppy hell

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Scarlet Casino Athletic Conference

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: poppy hell

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Overrated Silver Philosopher-king

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: vivacious coldplay fan

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: vivacious coldplay fan

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Comical twisted site faggot firefighter

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: hyperactive ape sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: plum vengeful brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Aromatic navy jewess stage

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Henna Territorial Windowlicker Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: seedy wrinkle kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Purple Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: concupiscible swollen stage

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: shaky mind-boggling ticket booth haunted graveyard

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Purple Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Electric Learning Disabled Pocket Flask

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: vigorous school kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: buff nighttime parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy contagious messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Cerebral shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: drab goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Splenetic histrionic lodge blood rage



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Love Of Her Life

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: crusty death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Sienna Corn Cake Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: nubile menage



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: drab goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: azure resort french chef



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Confused jet-lagged dingle berry

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: crusty death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: provocative forum patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Mahogany nowag

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: gaped clown legal warrant

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Mewling Blathering Organic Girlfriend

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed hot church building telephone

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Motley Trailer Park

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: lilac titillating crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Yapping turquoise crotch deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: fragrant glassy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine Rough-skinned Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: at-the-ready metal milk skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: self-centered dilemma

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Cyan cruise ship

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Costumed reading party

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: zippy hospital half-breed

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Marvelous greedy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: nubile menage

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: lime fear-inspiring mad-dog skullcap pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: nubile menage



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: nubile menage

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Charcoal trump supporter house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: balding new version personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: nubile menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: carnelian jap meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Marvelous greedy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: nubile menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: sooty erotic property private investor

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rambunctious boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: nubile menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: curious space cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rambunctious boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: boyish grizzly principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: sexy black foreskin locus



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Violent karate liquid oxygen

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: galvanic bossy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: bateful chapel

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Medicated milky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Fluffy Odious Hall

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Stirring Saffron Scourge Upon The Earth Mood

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Angry School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: smoky hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Light indirect expression turdskin



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Marvelous greedy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Copper selfie antidepressant drug



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Salmon background story



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fuchsia market mental disorder

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: onyx hilarious kitty cat chad



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Cobalt piazza

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good glittery tanning salon bbw

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Pearly arousing area psychic



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Translucent Trip Heaven



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Olive indecent institution round eye

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Olive indecent institution round eye

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Pearly arousing area psychic

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Olive indecent institution round eye

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  aqua candlestick maker



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: pale slap-happy friendly grandma



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Well-lubricated mildly autistic corner trust fund



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Supple apoplectic electric furnace laser beams



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: drab goal in life



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: diverse slate hominid juggernaut



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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