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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Cracking psychic
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
histrionic translucent hominid kitty cat
  03/24/25
yep
Cruel-hearted space regret
  03/24/25
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Alcoholic Trailer Park Yarmulke
  03/24/25
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supple mauve parlour
  03/24/25
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Racy Becky Gay Wizard
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Razzle-dazzle Fanboi Roast Beef
  03/24/25
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Slimy At-the-ready Toaster
  03/24/25
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Beady-eyed hideous marketing idea church building
  03/24/25
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trip rose round eye liquid oxygen
  03/24/25
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Lime hairraiser office sex offender
  03/26/25
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Fragrant antidepressant drug
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Naked Thirsty Pistol
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Lascivious violet nowag
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
carnelian maniacal old irish cottage corn cake
  03/24/25
titcr
Hilarious church mad cow disease
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
histrionic translucent hominid kitty cat
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Hilarious church mad cow disease
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Saffron juggernaut crackhouse
  03/24/25
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Cruel-hearted space regret
  03/24/25
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Slimy At-the-ready Toaster
  03/24/25
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Unholy topaz university reading party
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Naked Thirsty Pistol
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Razzle-dazzle Fanboi Roast Beef
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
Slimy At-the-ready Toaster
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
razzle property goyim
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
Slimy At-the-ready Toaster
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
razzle property goyim
  03/24/25
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Unholy topaz university reading party
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Floppy yellow whorehouse ceo
  03/24/25
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Awkward Digit Ratio Famous Landscape Painting
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
razzle property goyim
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Appetizing idiot
  03/24/25
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Fragrant antidepressant drug
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
curious ticket booth ape
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
charismatic impertinent windowlicker
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
french foreskin
  03/24/25
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french foreskin
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
histrionic translucent hominid kitty cat
  03/27/25
lol
Cracking psychic
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
razzle property goyim
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Cracking psychic

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: histrionic translucent hominid kitty cat

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted space regret

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic Trailer Park Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776891)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: supple mauve parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776911)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Racy Becky Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776913)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fanboi Roast Beef

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Slimy At-the-ready Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous marketing idea church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777274)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: trip rose round eye liquid oxygen



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Lime hairraiser office sex offender

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Fragrant antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48786991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Naked Thirsty Pistol

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Lascivious violet nowag

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: carnelian maniacal old irish cottage corn cake

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Hilarious church mad cow disease

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: histrionic translucent hominid kitty cat

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Hilarious church mad cow disease

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Saffron juggernaut crackhouse

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted space regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Slimy At-the-ready Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Unholy topaz university reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Naked Thirsty Pistol

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fanboi Roast Beef

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Slimy At-the-ready Toaster

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: razzle property goyim

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Slimy At-the-ready Toaster

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: razzle property goyim

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Unholy topaz university reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Floppy yellow whorehouse ceo

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Awkward Digit Ratio Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: razzle property goyim

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Appetizing idiot

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Fragrant antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: curious ticket booth ape

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: charismatic impertinent windowlicker

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: french foreskin

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: french foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: histrionic translucent hominid kitty cat

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cracking psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: razzle property goyim

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49493859)