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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Henna kink-friendly senate kitty
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
titillating misanthropic international law enforcement agency factory reset button
  08/28/25
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Henna kink-friendly senate kitty
  08/28/25
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shaky sanctuary
  08/28/25
that's it?
Overrated Site Athletic Conference
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Henna kink-friendly senate kitty
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
black heaven love of her life
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Overrated Site Athletic Conference
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
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vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  10/28/25
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vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  11/27/25
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vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  12/11/25
Haha wow
brilliant galvanic den
  08/28/25
Happy?
at-the-ready multi-colored persian space
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
brilliant galvanic den
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
shaky sanctuary
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
shaky sanctuary
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Sadistic School Cafeteria Useless Brakes
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
magenta marvelous immigrant set
  08/28/25
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cobalt address
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Stirring Aggressive Voyeur Kitchen
  08/29/25
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racy silver keepsake machete spot
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
fragrant lay incel
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
crimson laughsome hairy legs
  08/29/25
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cobalt address
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Turquoise Center Organic Girlfriend
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
crimson laughsome hairy legs
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
poppy dragon
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
brilliant galvanic den
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
fragrant lay incel
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Stimulating bipolar community account
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
mustard nudist temple juggernaut
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
brilliant galvanic den
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
shaky sanctuary
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
crimson laughsome hairy legs
  09/01/25
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Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
crimson laughsome hairy legs
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  09/01/25
Lolololol
at-the-ready multi-colored persian space
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
brilliant galvanic den
  09/01/25
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vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
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vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  11/27/25
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vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Fishy hyperactive church building turdskin
  09/01/25
Fuck you
brilliant galvanic den
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
Yes
Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Henna kink-friendly senate kitty
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Henna kink-friendly senate kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: titillating misanthropic international law enforcement agency factory reset button

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Henna kink-friendly senate kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: shaky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Overrated Site Athletic Conference

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Henna kink-friendly senate kitty

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: black heaven love of her life

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Overrated Site Athletic Conference

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: brilliant galvanic den

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored persian space

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: brilliant galvanic den

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: shaky sanctuary

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: shaky sanctuary

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Sadistic School Cafeteria Useless Brakes

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: magenta marvelous immigrant set

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: cobalt address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Stirring Aggressive Voyeur Kitchen

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: racy silver keepsake machete spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: fragrant lay incel

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: crimson laughsome hairy legs

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: cobalt address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Turquoise Center Organic Girlfriend

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: crimson laughsome hairy legs

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: poppy dragon

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: brilliant galvanic den

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: fragrant lay incel

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Stimulating bipolar community account

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: mustard nudist temple juggernaut

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: brilliant galvanic den

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: shaky sanctuary

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: crimson laughsome hairy legs

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: crimson laughsome hairy legs

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: at-the-ready multi-colored persian space

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: brilliant galvanic den

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Fishy hyperactive church building turdskin

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: brilliant galvanic den

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Yapping Razzle-dazzle Pistol Whorehouse

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: vibrant sticky crackhouse mental disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Henna kink-friendly senate kitty

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49259839)