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swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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Mahogany Trip Area
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
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fucking lol
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Multi-colored slimy trailer park
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lmfao
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LOL
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
stimulating fanboi
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Moar!
Bateful principal's office crotch
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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lavender exciting parlor boltzmann
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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It practically writes itself!
Bateful principal's office crotch
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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Concupiscible national security agency old irish cottage
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Mahogany Trip Area
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Mahogany Trip Area
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Mahogany Trip Area
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Shit
swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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boyish cruise ship potus
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adventurous impertinent piazza useless brakes
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Marvelous institution
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cerise very tactful stain legal warrant
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still going strong
self-centered irradiated partner forum
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(Chip Kelly)
Bistre dopamine
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Cracking stag film
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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translucent gaped house
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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*bark aves
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
cerise very tactful stain legal warrant
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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razzle sandwich
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Bistre dopamine
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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red goyim temple
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Bistre dopamine
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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Fishy Irate Point
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Marvelous institution
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Vibrant sapphire ratface theatre
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Bateful principal's office crotch
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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cerise very tactful stain legal warrant
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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ocher charismatic roommate
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Bistre dopamine
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Lime floppy brethren market
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Mahogany Trip Area
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self-centered irradiated partner forum
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Bistre dopamine
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(Rick Reilly)
Nighttime wine international law enforcement agency native
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That hurt bro.
Bistre dopamine
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great thread
Big henna headpube
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
stimulating fanboi
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Multi-colored slimy trailer park
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
milky flickering degenerate
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razzle-dazzle national gunner
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
milky flickering degenerate
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milky flickering degenerate
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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bump for Buddy
milky flickering degenerate
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
beady-eyed giraffe lay
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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boyish cruise ship potus
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Concupiscible national security agency old irish cottage
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Hairless stage
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Bossy milk
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*makes Buddy partner*
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ruh roh
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ocher charismatic roommate
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who's a good associate?
aggressive psychic pistol
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Diverse Well-lubricated Quadroon
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swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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translucent gaped house
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Spectacular internet-worthy menage french chef
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HOLY SHIT 180000000
swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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1800000000000000000
boyish cruise ship potus
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Mahogany Trip Area
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Cracking stag film
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go Get Em!
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180
ocher charismatic roommate
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180^180
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Mahogany Trip Area
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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cyan self-absorbed shrine
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Supple yellow hell
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underrated
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ocher charismatic roommate
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
up-to-no-good abode mad-dog skullcap
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swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Ruby dashing pit
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Ouch
swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Fishy Irate Point
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boyish cruise ship potus
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Supple yellow hell
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fluffy frisky resort
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Razzmatazz personal credit line dog poop
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
ocher charismatic roommate
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
cyan self-absorbed shrine
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swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
ocher charismatic roommate
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
cyan self-absorbed shrine
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Bateful principal's office crotch
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Aromatic bright garrison sex offender
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Mind-boggling Rusted Mood
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cerise very tactful stain legal warrant
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Federal stage
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Aromatic bright garrison sex offender
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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wonderful hospital
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Aromatic bright garrison sex offender
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
at-the-ready brunch
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cyan self-absorbed shrine
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CR.
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ocher charismatic roommate
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Aromatic bright garrison sex offender
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i really like it here
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Aromatic bright garrison sex offender
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman
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Duck-like Immigrant
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Woah CR friend :-)
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mentally impaired talking step-uncle's house selfie
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wonderful hospital
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: milky flickering degenerate

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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:17 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Appetizing sanctuary wrinkle

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: Cobalt striped hyena depressive

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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: cyan self-absorbed shrine

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:11 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:33 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:26 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Carnelian business firm kitty cat

*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: black laser beams chapel



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Submissive pozpig electric furnace

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Bateful principal's office crotch



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Submissive pozpig electric furnace

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed giraffe lay



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Galvanic hilarious trump supporter state

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

fucking lol

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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:45 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored slimy trailer park



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: glittery hunting ground lodge

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good abode mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Fragrant locale rigor



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: red goyim temple



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored slimy trailer park

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Submissive pozpig electric furnace

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area

legit

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Flatulent provocative center mad cow disease



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted effete incel fortuitous meteor

Height of assosciate?

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored slimy trailer park

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring gaping

lmfao

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Sick scarlet senate macaca

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: crawly rose chad

lol

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: crimson coldplay fan plaza

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 3:17 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: exhilarant demanding crackhouse



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: filthy love of her life yarmulke



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: up-to-no-good abode mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:09 PM
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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready brunch



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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: laughsome church



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:42 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Crusty coral son of senegal



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Date: March 12th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: chrome offensive therapy station



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: stimulating fanboi

this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: Bateful principal's office crotch

Moar!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Hairless stage

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:26 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum



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Date: January 30th, 2022 2:46 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Passionate pontificating gas station



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: exhilarant demanding crackhouse

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: filthy love of her life yarmulke

180

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Date: August 14th, 2017 8:01 AM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: laughsome church



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:47 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:18 PM
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Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum



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Author: lavender exciting parlor boltzmann



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Heady ungodly church building fat ankles

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: boyish cruise ship potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Bateful principal's office crotch

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Carnelian business firm kitty cat

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible national security agency old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: boyish cruise ship potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: adventurous impertinent piazza useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Marvelous institution

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: glittery hunting ground lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: boyish cruise ship potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Carnelian business firm kitty cat

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Carnelian business firm kitty cat

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Avocado Home Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible national security agency old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Cracking stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: translucent gaped house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Heady ungodly church building fat ankles

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Lilac spot faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Galvanic hilarious trump supporter state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: translucent gaped house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: bearded kitchen

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Mewling Cheese-eating Site Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Heady ungodly church building fat ankles

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Maize digit ratio hall

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: cyan self-absorbed shrine

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Heady ungodly church building fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: red goyim temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Chocolate office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: razzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: glittery hunting ground lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: boyish cruise ship potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Mischievous Range Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Multi-colored slimy trailer park

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Galvanic hilarious trump supporter state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: hideous prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: chartreuse whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: stimulating fanboi

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: walnut motley death wish

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: aggressive psychic pistol

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: cerebral grizzly boiling water background story

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Supple yellow hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: up-to-no-good abode mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Wild famous landscape painting

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Drab heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Greedy pink volcanic crater location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: anal obsidian property gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: at-the-ready brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: histrionic black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Cracking stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: comical wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: cyan self-absorbed shrine

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle national gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: slap-happy insanely creepy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed parlour police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: thriller puce organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac aqua foreskin library

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Fishy Irate Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Marvelous institution

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Vibrant sapphire ratface theatre

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Bateful principal's office crotch

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: cyan self-absorbed shrine

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: racy nursing home

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Vigorous swollen bawdyhouse shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Lime floppy brethren market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Nighttime wine international law enforcement agency native

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Big henna headpube

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: stimulating fanboi

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored slimy trailer park

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: olive private investor school

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: milky flickering degenerate

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle national gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: milky flickering degenerate

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: milky flickering degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: umber learning disabled kitty

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: stirring philosopher-king multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: milky flickering degenerate

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Poppy corn cake

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: milky flickering degenerate

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed giraffe lay

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: erotic excitant base

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: erotic excitant base

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: boyish cruise ship potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible national security agency old irish cottage

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Hairless stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Bossy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: umber learning disabled kitty

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Bistre dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Electric jet school cafeteria persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: translucent gaped house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: up-to-no-good abode mad-dog skullcap

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: aggressive psychic pistol

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Diverse Well-lubricated Quadroon

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: translucent gaped house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy menage french chef

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: boyish cruise ship potus

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Supple yellow hell

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Crystalline fantasy-prone public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Arousing disturbing theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored slimy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: up-to-no-good abode mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: stubborn lascivious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Cracking stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: mint 180 factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Wild famous landscape painting

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: primrose contagious mexican twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Deranged den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed parlour police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Cracking stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Brindle meetinghouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: walnut motley death wish

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: up-to-no-good abode mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Mahogany Trip Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: maroon ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: cyan self-absorbed shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Supple yellow hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: racy nursing home

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: vivacious coffee pot

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Supple yellow hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: up-to-no-good abode mad-dog skullcap

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Ruby dashing pit

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Fishy Irate Point

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: boyish cruise ship potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Startling titillating casino idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Lime floppy brethren market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: boyish cruise ship potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Supple yellow hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: fluffy frisky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz personal credit line dog poop

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: cyan self-absorbed shrine

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: cyan self-absorbed shrine

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Bateful principal's office crotch

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Rusted Mood

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Federal stage

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: wonderful hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: at-the-ready brunch

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: cyan self-absorbed shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready brunch

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Duck-like Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: at-the-ready brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: mentally impaired talking step-uncle's house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: wonderful hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Curious Clown Antidepressant Drug

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Ebony round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: crimson coldplay fan plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Ebony round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author:  Puppy Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Sick scarlet senate macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: outnumbered ceo dilemma

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author:  stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: histrionic black woman

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Saffron orchestra pit indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: dark rehab

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author:  theater stage pocket flask

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: rambunctious half-breed set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  becky corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed parlour police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: wonderful hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Aromatic bright garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: lavender exciting parlor boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: ocher charismatic roommate

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Hot Address Goal In Life



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  field

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: bespoke narrow-minded

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Flirting abnormal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author:  glassy nowag tattoo



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: razzle sandwich

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: razzle sandwich

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Flirting abnormal

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: razzle sandwich

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Buff Voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author:  twinkling masturbator really tough guy



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: azure confused



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: stirring philosopher-king multi-billionaire



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: cerise very tactful stain legal warrant



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Cracking stag film



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated partner forum



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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