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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: rambunctious school affirmative action

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: mahogany fear-inspiring house

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: plum set



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: iridescent goal in life hairy legs

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle adulterous codepig



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: plum set

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: slate milk death wish

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: irradiated gay wizard

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: exhilarant magenta heaven sex offender

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Citrine trust fund double fault

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle adulterous codepig



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Spectacular step-uncle's house



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Citrine trust fund double fault



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: hairraiser thirsty mediation site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: arrogant main people den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: rambunctious school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: opaque alcoholic puppy

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Appetizing School Cafeteria

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: salmon trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Appetizing School Cafeteria

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: chrome indian lodge incel

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive clear national corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Citrine trust fund double fault

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: wonderful flushed hall reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Self-absorbed misanthropic menage

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Spruce Odious Really Tough Guy Kitchen

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Sooty shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: floppy rehab

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Supple maroon factory reset button bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: light trip locale

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Wild anal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Provocative Big-titted Famous Landscape Painting Queen Of The Night

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Scarlet up-to-no-good background story

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Pale Fragrant Piazza Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Self-absorbed misanthropic menage

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: light trip locale

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Self-absorbed misanthropic menage

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Self-absorbed misanthropic menage

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Self-absorbed misanthropic menage

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: floppy rehab

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: godawful lay boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: floppy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: light trip locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Outnumbered beady-eyed theater degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Copper tattoo national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Passionate Orchid Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: talented psychic cruise ship

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Charismatic temple legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Territorial mexican therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: onyx disgusting kitty cat pervert

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: onyx disgusting kitty cat pervert

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: godawful lay boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: rambunctious school affirmative action

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: godawful lay boistinker

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle adulterous codepig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: concupiscible box office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Zippy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: shivering marvelous quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Zippy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff dysfunction useless brakes

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Lake ceo

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling buff dysfunction useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Lake ceo

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: low-t crimson meetinghouse cuck

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Spectacular step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Lake ceo

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: translucent rough-skinned theater stage

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Citrine trust fund double fault



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Territorial mexican therapy



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: irradiated gay wizard



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Useless knife casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Pale Fragrant Piazza Dingle Berry

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: shaky mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy field

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Slimy Cuckold Point

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Aqua cerebral turdskin stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Passionate Orchid Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz unhinged market new version



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: hairraiser thirsty mediation site



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: flatulent glassy community account



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: crystalline coiffed home fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: mildly autistic hissy fit



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Stimulating Slimy Cuckold Point



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz unhinged market new version



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Smoky tripping hunting ground stock car

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: galvanic masturbator principal's office



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: flatulent glassy community account



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: floppy rehab

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: translucent rough-skinned theater stage

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: cracking medicated azn

A billion

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: galvanic masturbator principal's office

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Spruce Odious Really Tough Guy Kitchen



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: chrome indian lodge incel

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Garnet base water buffalo

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Self-absorbed misanthropic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: duck-like associate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Chest-beating love of her life

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: floppy rehab

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: irradiated gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: opaque alcoholic puppy

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: dead nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: kink-friendly misunderstood space

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Self-absorbed misanthropic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: bateful yapping liquid oxygen old irish cottage

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: dead nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Spruce Odious Really Tough Guy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: adventurous theatre legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: adventurous theatre legal warrant

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Useless knife casino

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Citrine trust fund double fault

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: light trip locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Cowardly Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: godawful lay boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Spruce Odious Really Tough Guy Kitchen

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: shaky mad-dog skullcap

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Garnet base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: flatulent glassy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: shivering marvelous quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: dead nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: flatulent glassy community account

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Sooty shitlib

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Haunting Excitant Ticket Booth Athletic Conference

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: lemon razzle parlor genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: histrionic pea-brained office marketing idea

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: flatulent glassy community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: laughsome plaza

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Coral native travel guidebook

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Spruce Odious Really Tough Guy Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: light trip locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Out-of-control Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: heady chapel dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: heady chapel dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Citrine trust fund double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Slimy Cuckold Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: kink-friendly misunderstood space

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: dashing infuriating hell mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: concupiscible box office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: shivering marvelous quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Azure Glittery Stag Film Jewess

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: chrome indian lodge incel

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Gold Vigorous Karate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Gold Vigorous Karate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: irradiated gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: light trip locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: rambunctious school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: primrose voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: light trip locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: maniacal roast beef

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Garnet base water buffalo

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Garnet base water buffalo

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring sickened gunner antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34211966)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: arrogant main people den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: cerise blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Hyperactive clear national corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: arrogant main people den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Brass boyish shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: irate business firm persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: irradiated gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: ruby cruel-hearted half-breed tank

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: rambunctious school affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: rambunctious school affirmative action

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: godawful lay boistinker

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: curious dun circlehead garrison

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Topaz exciting striped hyena parlour

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Topaz exciting striped hyena parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: 180 claret institution

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: electric ungodly range hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Big Fiercely-loyal Mad Cow Disease Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Big Fiercely-loyal Mad Cow Disease Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: violent church internal respiration



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Zippy selfie

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Chest-beating love of her life

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Beta startling philosopher-king

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: puce goyim



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Zippy selfie

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: histrionic pea-brained office marketing idea



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: pontificating sneaky criminal sanctuary



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: shivering marvelous quadroon

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: effete indirect expression



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Zippy selfie



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly misunderstood space



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: alcoholic university



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: effete indirect expression



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: orange brunch ladyboy



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Hideous dull place of business

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: electric ungodly range hominid



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Zippy selfie



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Topaz exciting striped hyena parlour



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: effete indirect expression



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: khaki disrespectful corner lettuce



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: rambunctious school affirmative action



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: khaki disrespectful corner lettuce



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Spruce Odious Really Tough Guy Kitchen



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: alcoholic university



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: arrogant main people den



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: cerise blood rage



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: overrated tanning salon faggotry



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Chest-beating love of her life

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Avocado bisexual area multi-billionaire



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: concupiscible box office partner

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna forum



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: arousing grizzly resort



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: multi-colored address

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today",#48234121)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: lilac whorehouse



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: concupiscible box office partner



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