\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
supple state trump supporter
  08/02/21
"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the sile...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/02/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/14/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/02/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/16/21
...
Swashbuckling Travel Guidebook
  09/25/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/25/21
Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number calle...
sick kitchen psychic
  02/07/26
My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
chrome hominid
  08/02/21
LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/02/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/14/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/02/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/27/21
"You've reached the..." entire intact, white nu...
Aromatic umber foreskin
  09/29/21
😂😂😂
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/29/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/30/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/30/21
...
Marvelous yellow station
  09/30/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/30/21
!!!
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/17/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  11/27/21
LMAO at this planet...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  11/27/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  11/28/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  11/29/21
...
Aromatic umber foreskin
  11/29/21
!!!
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  11/29/21
...
boyish naked love of her life
  02/01/26
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/01/26
...
racy pervert
  02/06/26
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/06/26
I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
Hyperactive Indian Lodge Yarmulke
  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
Hyperactive Indian Lodge Yarmulke
  08/03/21
Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/14/21
...
fuchsia cracking native
  08/02/21
...
Maniacal mauve dragon
  08/02/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/08/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/14/21
aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
Confused stirring stock car
  08/14/21
Lol'd IRL, tyft
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/15/21
Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
fear-inspiring headpube
  08/15/21
180000000000000000000
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/15/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/16/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/16/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/18/21
Strong thread/moniker synergy
opaque medicated theatre factory reset button
  08/18/21
;-)
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/18/21
Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
Crystalline Electric Prole
  08/18/21
Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
fear-inspiring headpube
  08/18/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/27/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/27/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/22/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/02/21
It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember c...
Galvanic House Coldplay Fan
  09/02/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/13/21
This poast blew my mind, not flame
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/13/21
As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/13/21
...
Swashbuckling Travel Guidebook
  09/25/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/25/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/16/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/25/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  09/29/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/07/21
[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or ...
Startled Sound Barrier Half-breed
  10/17/21
😂😂😂
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/19/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/24/21
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  11/26/21
...
Galvanic House Coldplay Fan
  08/19/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/20/25
...
Galvanic House Coldplay Fan
  08/21/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  08/21/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/24/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
...
Wonderful Purple Area Faggotry
  10/26/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend...
Fragrant regret
  10/26/25
Okay, I lol'd
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about imp...
Fragrant regret
  10/26/25
On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of aga...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
...
Fragrant regret
  10/26/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my g...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
o it's clear brother.
Fragrant regret
  10/26/25
<3<3<3 Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, wh...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  10/26/25
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/01/26
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/06/26
...
Dark flirting organic girlfriend
  02/06/26
Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine gr...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/06/26
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/07/26
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/08/26
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/11/26
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/12/26
...
coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef
  02/25/26
...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  02/28/26
...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/01/26
...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/01/26
...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/01/26
a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation fo...
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/01/26
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/01/26
i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/01/26
Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/01/26
How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do y...
Guy Debord
  03/01/26
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/01/26
...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/05/26
...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/06/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42882671)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: supple state trump supporter

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42882683)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42882726)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42944243)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43053104)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43124776)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43174757)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43174768)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: sick kitchen psychic

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49653016)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: chrome hominid

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42882686)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42882731)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42944245)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43053102)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43183891)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Aromatic umber foreskin

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43194579)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43194586)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43199501)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43202536)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Marvelous yellow station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43202544)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43202647)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43288109)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43515330)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43515656)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43523933)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43525643)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Aromatic umber foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43525655)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43525672)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: boyish naked love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49639864)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49639870)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: racy pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652472)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652480)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Hyperactive Indian Lodge Yarmulke

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42882772)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42887666)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Hyperactive Indian Lodge Yarmulke

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42888212)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42944234)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: fuchsia cracking native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42883021)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Maniacal mauve dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42883064)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42914998)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42944196)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Confused stirring stock car

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42944246)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42950183)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: fear-inspiring headpube

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42950197)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42950447)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42954648)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42954896)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42969770)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: opaque medicated theatre factory reset button

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42969803)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42969808)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Crystalline Electric Prole

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42969813)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: fear-inspiring headpube

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42970818)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43183889)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43183888)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42989440)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43053100)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Galvanic House Coldplay Fan

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43053111)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43106521)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43107001)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43107002)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43174759)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43177601)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43124696)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43174542)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43194577)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43239492)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Startled Sound Barrier Half-breed

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43288116)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43299359)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43324612)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43514420)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Galvanic House Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49196901)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49199590)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Galvanic House Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49200263)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49200780)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49372624)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375825)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375827)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375828)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375830)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Purple Area Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375842)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376322)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Fragrant regret

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375859)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376324)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Fragrant regret

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376404)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376409)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Fragrant regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376411)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376412)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376414)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Fragrant regret

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376428)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376435)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49639794)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652305)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Dark flirting organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652439)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652462)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49653001)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49657164)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49664938)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49666650)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: coiffed startling crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49694871)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49702519)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706781)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706795)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706796)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706824)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706828)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706889)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706974)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706880)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706886)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49718753)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49720164)