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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
Trip market
  08/21/26
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Arousing Boltzmann
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
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Peach Pisswyrm
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
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thriller overrated blood rage school cafeteria
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
Motley kitty
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
greedy foreskin love of her life
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
mewling voyeur laser beams
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i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Trip market

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Haunting wagecucks shitlib

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Arousing Boltzmann



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Boyish meetinghouse

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Peach Pisswyrm



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Nofapping Stimulating Senate

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: thriller overrated blood rage school cafeteria



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Motley kitty

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: greedy foreskin love of her life

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: mewling voyeur laser beams

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Nofapping Stimulating Senate

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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