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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: fear-inspiring tanning salon

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling translucent doctorate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Outnumbered buck-toothed forum deer antler

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: aromatic flushed spot

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: exciting azn

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: violet genital piercing toaster



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Onyx hyperactive field associate

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Onyx hyperactive field associate

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Drunken vermilion abode weed whacker



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Orange station



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: floppy clown principal's office

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: maize laughsome jap

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Gay goal in life

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Stubborn hominid

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: maize laughsome jap

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cyan alcoholic university son of senegal

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling translucent doctorate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: racy henna factory reset button

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: cyan alcoholic university son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cyan alcoholic university son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Mahogany odious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Maroon ratface

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Maroon ratface

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Maroon ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Maroon ratface

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Galvanic ultramarine persian crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Onyx hyperactive field associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating Corn Cake Hall

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating Corn Cake Hall

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Chest-beating Corn Cake Hall

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: thriller cowardly resort

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Insecure overrated school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49743659)