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Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the o...
Violent idiot point
  04/06/18
EDIT: nm
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ruby hospital boltzmann
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I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with o...
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onyx potus coffee pot
  04/06/18
If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats...
vibrant pisswyrm
  04/06/18
Big cats love snacks.
massive brilliant gas station
  04/06/18
everyone loves snacks
aromatic amethyst mental disorder half-breed
  04/07/18
this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT
Violent idiot point
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onyx potus coffee pot
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a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end
Violent idiot point
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onyx potus coffee pot
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this pleases me much to read
offensive sound barrier keepsake machete
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onyx potus coffee pot
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sprinted past an albino liger to poast this
Vigorous insanely creepy shitlib
  04/08/18
(guy who played Alien: Isolation)
Maize Motley Field Organic Girlfriend
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onyx potus coffee pot
  04/06/18
where is the food court? is there a spencer's gifts?
Cordovan self-centered stead
  04/06/18
Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit
Violent idiot point
  04/06/18
Shit.
Cordovan self-centered stead
  04/06/18
I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of ...
costumed supple church
  04/06/18
I think it's much closer to 0%.
Rambunctious crystalline state
  04/06/18
Wtf are you impostering me for
adulterous faggotry
  04/06/18
whoa
Rambunctious crystalline state
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adulterous faggotry
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It’s a homage. What color are you?
costumed supple church
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Midnight blue
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adulterous faggotry
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I'd do it.
massive brilliant gas station
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*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting G...
massive brilliant gas station
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onyx potus coffee pot
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No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway. *suits up Doom ...
massive brilliant gas station
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onyx potus coffee pot
  04/06/18
Here, kitty, kitty.
massive brilliant gas station
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*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segwa...
massive brilliant gas station
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there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they d...
Violent idiot point
  04/06/18
There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described...
Rambunctious crystalline state
  04/06/18
seems not that difficult
overrated market
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adventurous site dragon
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I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper I...
Swashbuckling Bonkers Love Of Her Life
  04/06/18
but where will I get the $1MM?
comical carmine brunch main people
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Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Jus...
Cerebral bawdyhouse masturbator
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lol what
Cowardly Sooty House
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Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?
Cerebral bawdyhouse masturbator
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Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally ...
Cowardly Sooty House
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jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo
Spectacular Angry Abode Therapy
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that's a leopard
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Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard? A ...
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Bateful impertinent patrolman principal's office
  04/06/18
sign me up
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*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self* *makes ...
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this made me spit my coffee out at work
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Why do people lie about spit-takes?
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*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr
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odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, l...
gaped bull headed institution
  04/06/18
A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol
Cowardly Sooty House
  04/06/18
seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but...
gaped bull headed institution
  04/06/18
Denver is not midwest
Bateful impertinent patrolman principal's office
  04/06/18
(denverite)
offensive sound barrier keepsake machete
  04/06/18
Lmao, ur retard.
costumed supple church
  04/07/18
the biggest idiot here hands down
Underhanded Parlour
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sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle...
gaped bull headed institution
  04/07/18
i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb
overrated market
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lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw
offensive sound barrier keepsake machete
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onyx potus coffee pot
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Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?
Confused Greedy Set Voyeur
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I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins a...
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Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your m...
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It would actually be easier because I could grab everything ...
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criminally underrated.
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glittery kitchen
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Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking...
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what are the dildos for again
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  04/07/18
?
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I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.
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lol
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vibrant pisswyrm
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soggy cerise library
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Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across...
heady mad-dog skullcap
  04/06/18
This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park
Galvanic Fighting Chad Native
  04/06/18
Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?
aquamarine concupiscible boiling water volcanic crater
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Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body w...
aquamarine concupiscible boiling water volcanic crater
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Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&...
Rambunctious crystalline state
  04/06/18
underrated
trip charcoal useless brakes
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Oh, what "kings of the jungle."
massive brilliant gas station
  04/06/18
cr plan
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Vigorous insanely creepy shitlib
  04/07/18
Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing...
Talented Drunken Office Goyim
  04/06/18
op must really have it in for big cats
gaped bull headed institution
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Does the mall have a sporting goods store?
Ivory ticket booth
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Cobalt fragrant hall
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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&foru...
massive brilliant gas station
  04/06/18
mind reader, are you a gremlin
Cobalt fragrant hall
  04/06/18
good thread would play again
Bateful impertinent patrolman principal's office
  04/06/18
dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...
180 tantric knife
  04/06/18
*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*
massive brilliant gas station
  04/06/18
Cats are cats. Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and ...
massive brilliant gas station
  04/06/18
why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put ...
offensive sound barrier keepsake machete
  04/06/18
Could work. I had a similar idea. http://www.xoxohth.com/...
massive brilliant gas station
  04/06/18
Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself ...
Curious queen of the night garrison
  04/06/18
There's a reason we rule this rock.
massive brilliant gas station
  04/06/18
a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the au...
offensive sound barrier keepsake machete
  04/06/18
A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these a...
Curious queen of the night garrison
  04/06/18
bloodacre could go for a year
Talented Drunken Office Goyim
  04/07/18
*Cats frolic in mall fountain*
trip charcoal useless brakes
  04/07/18
Or shits in it. https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s
massive brilliant gas station
  04/07/18
Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats ...
pink digit ratio lay
  04/06/18
Race car would be perfect!
costumed supple church
  04/07/18
Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised...
Painfully honest kitty cat national
  04/06/18
I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"
Slippery den doctorate
  04/06/18
is there an adopt a pet at this mall
offensive sound barrier keepsake machete
  04/06/18
Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox....
massive brilliant gas station
  04/06/18
Clever
Curious queen of the night garrison
  04/06/18
Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over w...
costumed supple church
  04/07/18
*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*
massive brilliant gas station
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First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:...
thriller psychic
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aromatic amethyst mental disorder half-breed
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rebellious burgundy senate persian
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Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them h...
costumed supple church
  04/07/18
Two words: Quad-Copter
costumed supple church
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yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Wo...
purple up-to-no-good forum
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Fantastic thread
Big khaki dysfunction
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ
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id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while c...
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What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could ...
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Racy fishy legal warrant
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I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Ho...
Titillating electric furnace national security agency
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Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder w...
Cobalt fragrant hall
  10/23/18
Same
Racy fishy legal warrant
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I haven't been to a mall in years now reading through thi...
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Violent idiot point
  11/27/21
"big cats" in the title always cracks me up
aromatic amethyst mental disorder half-breed
  11/27/21
Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it&rsquo...
Disgusting Stimulating Generalized Bond Becky
  11/27/21
How the fuck is this even a question? "a random hung...
vibrant pisswyrm
  11/27/21
I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be r...
Disgusting Stimulating Generalized Bond Becky
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FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats ...
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Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours ...
Histrionic orange cruise ship rigpig
  11/28/21
They could just drink out of the toilets
Erotic flirting goal in life center
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okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.
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vibrant pisswyrm
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vibrant pisswyrm
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Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but ma...
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big cats tp
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Violent idiot point

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780217)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM
Author: Histrionic orange cruise ship rigpig

EDIT: nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520528)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: ruby hospital boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48040797)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: vibrant pisswyrm

I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780225)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: provocative bipolar base police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49772691)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: onyx potus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780233)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: vibrant pisswyrm

If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780240)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

Big cats love snacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780282)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: aromatic amethyst mental disorder half-breed

everyone loves snacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35789344)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Violent idiot point

this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780246)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: onyx potus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780279)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Violent idiot point

a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780299)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: onyx potus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780327)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: offensive sound barrier keepsake machete

this pleases me much to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783591)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: onyx potus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35790030)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Vigorous insanely creepy shitlib

sprinted past an albino liger to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35790067)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Maize Motley Field Organic Girlfriend

(guy who played Alien: Isolation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781760)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: onyx potus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Cordovan self-centered stead

where is the food court?

is there a spencer's gifts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Violent idiot point

Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780263)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Cordovan self-centered stead

Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780408)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: costumed supple church

I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780266)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Rambunctious crystalline state

I think it's much closer to 0%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780287)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: adulterous faggotry

Wtf are you impostering me for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780318)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious crystalline state

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780332)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: adulterous faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780382)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: costumed supple church

It’s a homage. What color are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781077)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: adulterous faggotry

Midnight blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35784393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: buck-toothed codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: costumed supple church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35782144)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: insane stag film



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM
Author: adulterous faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35790021)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780272)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780311)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: onyx potus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780345)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.

*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: onyx potus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

Here, kitty, kitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780990)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781044)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Violent idiot point

there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780359)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious crystalline state

There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.

If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780315)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: overrated market

seems not that difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780325)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: adventurous site dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35788159)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bonkers Love Of Her Life

I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780347)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: comical carmine brunch main people

but where will I get the $1MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Cerebral bawdyhouse masturbator

Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780410)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Cowardly Sooty House

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780457)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Cerebral bawdyhouse masturbator

Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Cowardly Sooty House

Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 56–96 kg (123–212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)

This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780497)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Spectacular Angry Abode Therapy

jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws

no match for pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780701)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: buck-toothed codepig

that's a leopard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781435)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Spectacular Angry Abode Therapy

Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard?

A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards don’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781751)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Bateful impertinent patrolman principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780736)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: carnelian ungodly indirect expression

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780467)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: swollen whorehouse

*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self*

*makes lots of noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780505)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: carnelian ungodly indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780513)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: heady mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780597)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: topaz exhilarant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780773)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Racy fishy legal warrant

this made me spit my coffee out at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781049)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: swollen whorehouse

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781154)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Mischievous passionate theater

Why do people lie about spit-takes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49772708)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Slippery den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783435)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Hateful mind-boggling giraffe weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786732)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Vigorous insanely creepy shitlib

*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35789407)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM
Author: Green Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35790038)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: rebellious burgundy senate persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520021)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Hateful mind-boggling giraffe weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48332322)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49353512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: gaped bull headed institution

odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger

ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Cowardly Sooty House

A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780523)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: gaped bull headed institution

seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family

what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781076)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Bateful impertinent patrolman principal's office

Denver is not midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781125)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: offensive sound barrier keepsake machete

(denverite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783613)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: costumed supple church

Lmao, ur retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786898)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Underhanded Parlour

the biggest idiot here hands down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786916)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: gaped bull headed institution

sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35788046)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: overrated market

i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780525)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: offensive sound barrier keepsake machete

lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783618)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: onyx potus coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35790029)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Confused Greedy Set Voyeur

Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: aquamarine concupiscible boiling water volcanic crater

I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780596)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: heady mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780600)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: exciting wild idea he suggested trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780747)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Racy fishy legal warrant

Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781086)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: aquamarine concupiscible boiling water volcanic crater

It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781290)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: doobsian private investor theatre

criminally underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49353472)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: glittery kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781473)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring jap

Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35784788)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: aromatic amethyst mental disorder half-breed

what are the dildos for again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35789357)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: floppy juggernaut

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520450)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Titillating electric furnace national security agency

I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37080416)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: rebellious burgundy senate persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520026)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: Umber stirring factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520083)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: Violent idiot point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520114)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: exciting wild idea he suggested trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520345)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM
Author: vibrant pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: soggy cerise library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49353503)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: heady mad-dog skullcap

Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780604)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Fighting Chad Native

This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780606)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: aquamarine concupiscible boiling water volcanic crater

Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780682)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: aquamarine concupiscible boiling water volcanic crater

Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780704)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Rambunctious crystalline state

Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780750)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: trip charcoal useless brakes

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786762)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

Oh, what "kings of the jungle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781007)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: carnelian ungodly indirect expression

cr plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781009)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Vigorous insanely creepy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35784429)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Talented Drunken Office Goyim

Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780720)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: gaped bull headed institution

op must really have it in for big cats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781054)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Ivory ticket booth

Does the mall have a sporting goods store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780732)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Cobalt fragrant hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783515)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783639)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Cobalt fragrant hall

mind reader, are you a gremlin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783718)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Bateful impertinent patrolman principal's office

good thread would play again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780743)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: 180 tantric knife

dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35780844)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781083)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

Cats are cats.

Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781100)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: offensive sound barrier keepsake machete

why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783637)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

Could work. I had a similar idea.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783652)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Curious queen of the night garrison

Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.

Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781443)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

There's a reason we rule this rock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783421)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: offensive sound barrier keepsake machete

a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783675)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Curious queen of the night garrison

A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783697)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Talented Drunken Office Goyim

bloodacre could go for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35784433)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: trip charcoal useless brakes

*Cats frolic in mall fountain*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786769)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

Or shits in it.

https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786846)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: pink digit ratio lay

Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781444)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: costumed supple church

Race car would be perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786861)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Painfully honest kitty cat national

Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??

Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Long’s slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35781464)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Slippery den doctorate

I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: offensive sound barrier keepsake machete

is there an adopt a pet at this mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783594)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg

Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.

Then turtle your way to the other end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783631)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Curious queen of the night garrison

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783681)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: costumed supple church

Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786868)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: massive brilliant gas station

*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35783677)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: thriller psychic

First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/nike-mens-air-max-more-running-sneakers-from-finish-line?ID=4915978&CategoryID=63266#fn=BRAND%3DNike%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D256%26ruleId%3D28%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D1

There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:

https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/

I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.

There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/j.a.-henckels-international-classic-chefs-knife-6?ID=807203&CategoryID=31760#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D347%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20ATTRIBUTE%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D60

I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.

I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.

I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.

But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.

I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/stonewall-kitchen-original-pancake-waffle-mix?ID=4229371&CategoryID=45859#fn=GOURMET_FOOD_TYPE%3DFood%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D2%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D2

I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.

I set up a couple more.

If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35784344)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: costumed supple church

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786876)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: aromatic amethyst mental disorder half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43519997)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: rebellious burgundy senate persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520031)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: costumed supple church

Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them hauling ass to the other side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786902)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: costumed supple church

Two words: Quad-Copter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35786919)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: purple up-to-no-good forum

yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.

That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35788296)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Big khaki dysfunction

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35789223)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: zippy copper trump supporter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35790022)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: cracking personal credit line

id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35790037)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: High-end aqua gunner laser beams

What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35790046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Racy fishy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37080397)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Titillating electric furnace national security agency

I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37080406)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Cobalt fragrant hall

Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37080420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Racy fishy legal warrant

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37080443)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle halford rehab

I haven't been to a mall in years

now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37080445)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: contagious location puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520001)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: pontificating honey-headed blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43519952)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: Violent idiot point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43519956)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: aromatic amethyst mental disorder half-breed

"big cats" in the title always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43519962)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Disgusting Stimulating Generalized Bond Becky

Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43519987)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM
Author: vibrant pisswyrm

How the fuck is this even a question?

"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"

Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520331)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM
Author: Disgusting Stimulating Generalized Bond Becky

I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520487)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: contagious location puppy

FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43519993)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: excitant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520146)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: Histrionic orange cruise ship rigpig

Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43520515)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Erotic flirting goal in life center

They could just drink out of the toilets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48332343)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: doobsian private investor theatre

okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49353474)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: ruby hospital boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43575672)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Dashing Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49353428)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: vibrant pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49353482)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: vibrant pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49772598)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: offensive sound barrier keepsake machete

Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but malls all have hallways that run all over the place that are for employees only that would be well out of the way of BIGCAT. You get in one, you cop dat service ladder, and you travel through the ceiling.

It's how you know this site is populated with losers who've never worked an honest day in their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49772667)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Peach alcoholic genital piercing background story

big cats tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49772703)