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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
splenetic garrison partner
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
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Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
splenetic garrison partner
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
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Were there rowdy niggers
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You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
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spruce chapel philosopher-king
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
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  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
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  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
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well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
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  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
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Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
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  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Ocher Wonderful Headpube Field
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Violet Boltzmann Wrinkle
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
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Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
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  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
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Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
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everything is so expensive
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$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
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Violet Boltzmann Wrinkle
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Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
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How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
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  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
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also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
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Violet Boltzmann Wrinkle
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
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Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
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Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
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Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
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No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
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our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
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No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
splenetic garrison partner
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(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
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(Kike liar)
splenetic garrison partner
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
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  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
splenetic garrison partner
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
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  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
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Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
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  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
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One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
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rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
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rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
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No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
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  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
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it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Translucent Haunting Shrine
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
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  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
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don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
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You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
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Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
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  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: cobalt swollen karate trailer park

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: cobalt swollen karate trailer park

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Awkward lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Pearly Motley Gas Station Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy Sandwich

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Violet Boltzmann Wrinkle

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: spruce chapel philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: drunken space

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Irradiated indigo striped hyena house

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: drunken space

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: glittery casino

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Charcoal exhilarant round eye

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Ocher Wonderful Headpube Field

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Violet Boltzmann Wrinkle

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Hot filthpig base

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: galvanic piazza place of business

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Aqua domesticated blood rage

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: glittery casino

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine affirmative action

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: glittery casino

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Violet Boltzmann Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: glittery casino

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Aqua domesticated blood rage

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: glittery casino

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Translucent Haunting Shrine

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Violet Boltzmann Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: glittery casino

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: glittery casino

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: glittery casino

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: glittery casino

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser private investor business firm

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Translucent Haunting Shrine

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: glittery casino

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: glittery casino

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: glittery casino

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: glittery casino

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: splenetic garrison partner

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: racy parlor

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: glittery casino

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Awkward lodge

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: glittery casino

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Translucent Haunting Shrine

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: racy parlor

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: glittery casino

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: racy parlor

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Translucent Haunting Shrine

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: glittery casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Translucent Haunting Shrine

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: ruby concupiscible athletic conference

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Primrose Contagious Candlestick Maker Church

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: vigorous henna newt

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: glittery casino



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: stimulating psychic den

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

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