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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: trip principal's office

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: motley haunting new version

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: orange patrolman mental disorder



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: cracking pocket flask nursing home

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: cracking pocket flask nursing home

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Cerebral fighting headpube



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen mother

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: trip principal's office

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen mother

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: trip principal's office

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: internet-worthy chocolate mood



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: vigorous low-t shrine

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Sapphire Clown

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: trip principal's office

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: vigorous low-t shrine

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: trip principal's office

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: vigorous low-t shrine

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Cerebral fighting headpube



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: stubborn citrine crackhouse lettuce

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: contagious slippery goyim

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: house-broken brass home

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: motley haunting new version

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: contagious slippery goyim



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Chad Sanctuary

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: motley haunting new version

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: trip principal's office

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Sadistic base dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac set

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: drunken property gay wizard

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Underhanded Half-breed Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: azure laughsome multi-billionaire

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: vigorous low-t shrine

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: trip principal's office

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: azure laughsome multi-billionaire

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: trip principal's office

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: azure laughsome multi-billionaire

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: drunken property gay wizard

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: azure laughsome multi-billionaire

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Yapping school cafeteria organic girlfriend

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: azure laughsome multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Bateful Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Bateful Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: excitant theater stage cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Big-titted Translucent Boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling church main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: concupiscible heaven feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Disturbing fanboi

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: contagious slippery goyim

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: azure laughsome multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: umber stead pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34886991)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: thriller menage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: ultramarine indian lodge wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Rambunctious peach scourge upon the earth

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Underhanded Half-breed Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Violent private investor hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Yapping school cafeteria organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: know-it-all public bath doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Disturbing fanboi

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: apoplectic sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: ultramarine indian lodge wrinkle

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pearl kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: exhilarant death wish pit

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: red galvanic associate bbw

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: swollen stage

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: azure laughsome multi-billionaire

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Yapping school cafeteria organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Disturbing fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy brilliant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: odious abode

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: canary crawly state

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: filthy provocative nowag

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: vigorous low-t shrine

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: slate foreskin weed whacker

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine Location Party Of The First Part

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: azure laughsome multi-billionaire

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: orange patrolman mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Nofapping passionate boiling water corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Carnelian Floppy Theater

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Violent toilet seat

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Cerise athletic conference

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: vigorous low-t shrine

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Cerise athletic conference

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Carnelian Floppy Theater

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: gay idiotic tattoo hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Cerebral fighting headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Sick lime prole

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Disturbing fanboi

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Irradiated macaca messiness

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106875)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Judgmental chrome rigor cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Big-titted Translucent Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: histrionic digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Racy Ruby Mad-dog Skullcap Knife

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Big-titted Translucent Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine Location Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: ivory maniacal sandwich really tough guy

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Bateful Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Pearly Preventive Strike Institution

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Pearly Preventive Strike Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: obsidian national water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: orange patrolman mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Big-titted Translucent Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: titillating plaza ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: excitant theater stage cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Talking spot windowlicker

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Talented market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: seedy wonderful trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Talking spot windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Talking spot windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Silver ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Talented market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Glassy deep stag film antidepressant drug

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: trip principal's office

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: dull center jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: beta mad cow disease casino

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: frum aromatic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Bateful Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Bateful Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: excitant theater stage cumskin

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine Location Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Fluffy turquoise hairy legs station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Free-loading Amber Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: vengeful step-uncle's house

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Bateful Mexican

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Clear business firm

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Glittery Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Big-titted Translucent Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Big-titted Translucent Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Glittery Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Saffron volcanic crater

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Light den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Flickering brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Diverse Metal School Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: gold office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: titillating plaza ape

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: bearded indecent sneaky criminal hell

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Glittery Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Useless Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Big-titted Translucent Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Useless Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: French fishy stain bawdyhouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: painfully honest bronze juggernaut

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: crimson twinkling uncleanness

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: thriller menage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Cordovan meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: crimson twinkling uncleanness

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Cordovan meetinghouse

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: crimson twinkling uncleanness

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: crimson twinkling uncleanness

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: frum aromatic nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Hideous address hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Big-titted Translucent Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: burgundy pea-brained jap garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: zippy space becky

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: wine dingle berry keepsake machete

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: electric maize sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Free-loading Amber Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crystalline tanning salon

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: vibrant university selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: magenta mewling library place of business

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Talented market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: medicated duck-like locus factory reset button

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: fragrant ticket booth

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Aggressive wagecucks whorehouse

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Free-loading Amber Parlor

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49363699)