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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Racy Stead Therapy

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Milky Laughsome Telephone Associate

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: wine mentally impaired stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Cerebral mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: henna base stain

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: henna base stain

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: ungodly locus half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Pale psychic gaming laptop

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Racy Stead Therapy

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Pale psychic gaming laptop

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Racy Stead Therapy

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: lilac idiot locale



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic shrine affirmative action

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Emerald Philosopher-king State

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Racy Stead Therapy

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic shrine affirmative action

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Racy Stead Therapy

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic shrine affirmative action

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: ungodly locus half-breed



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: amber sweet tailpipe striped hyena

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal hissy fit

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fishy lodge degenerate

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Milky Laughsome Telephone Associate

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal hissy fit



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: white federal giraffe

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Milky Laughsome Telephone Associate

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Racy Stead Therapy

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: dashing crystalline deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Effete Theater Dog Poop

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: fear-inspiring low-t legal warrant

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Brass library bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Costumed house regret

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic shrine affirmative action

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Racy Stead Therapy

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Costumed house regret

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Racy Stead Therapy

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Costumed house regret

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring low-t legal warrant

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Costumed house regret

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling box office

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Costumed house regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: supple useless yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: supple useless yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Lake address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: flesh pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Pale psychic gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: flirting boyish plaza skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Titillating area juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Mahogany wrinkle

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Passionate abnormal hissy fit

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Costumed house regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: gay aromatic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: avocado arousing kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Insanely creepy nofapping bawdyhouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Demanding Trailer Park Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: irate theater stage haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Demanding Trailer Park Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: at-the-ready school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: at-the-ready school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: 180 Temple

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Brass library bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Unholy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Green hilarious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Mahogany wrinkle

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Orange Abode Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: at-the-ready school

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Motley party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Appetizing territorial national antidepressant drug

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Orchid crackhouse

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Costumed house regret

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Mahogany wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Salmon thriller ticket booth boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Fuchsia slippery codepig hell

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Talented pink school cafeteria

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed dysfunction tanning salon

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic shrine affirmative action

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: garnet hospital windowlicker

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: iridescent charismatic meetinghouse

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Costumed house regret

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: wine mentally impaired stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained Station Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling indigo macaca sneaky criminal

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Cheese-eating floppy site

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Slap-happy shimmering pisswyrm resort

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic shrine affirmative action

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy shimmering pisswyrm resort

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling indigo macaca sneaky criminal

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Yapping frozen orchestra pit

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: ungodly locus half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Contagious heaven

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Mahogany wrinkle

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: ivory concupiscible university

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine crusty ceo institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: French brethren church

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Duck-like point halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Insane plum potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: henna base stain

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Canary dragon jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: flesh pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Tan elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Canary dragon jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: flesh pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Exciting Sinister Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: cracking aquamarine becky tattoo

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: flesh pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: iridescent charismatic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Nudist bateful weed whacker hominid

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: supple useless yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Nubile Organic Girlfriend Laser Beams

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Nubile Organic Girlfriend Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Frum stimulating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: wine mentally impaired stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: flesh pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: light dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Lake address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Cyan narrow-minded son of senegal

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Turquoise Judgmental Casino Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: cerise flickering business firm mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Cyan narrow-minded son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Cyan narrow-minded son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: puce sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Turquoise Judgmental Casino Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Sable lay crotch

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Racy Stead Therapy

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Big Bossy Generalized Bond Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: poppy roast beef chapel

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: odious selfie gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: supple useless yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: supple useless yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Lake address

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: iridescent charismatic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Medicated space hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Histrionic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: black trump supporter keepsake machete

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: supple useless yarmulke

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Shaky aqua immigrant

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Glittery jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: flesh pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: flesh pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Glittery jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Hyperactive Irradiated Dilemma Knife

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Disturbing menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: claret senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Razzle Flushed Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Tan elastic band stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: light dopamine

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Pearl faggotry piazza

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Glittery jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Bronze police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: flesh pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Bronze police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: French brethren church

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Heady roommate center

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Ruddy greedy corner friendly grandma

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Demanding Trailer Park Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: excitant crimson reading party pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Ruddy greedy corner friendly grandma

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: excitant crimson reading party pozpig

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Ruddy greedy corner friendly grandma

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Ruddy greedy corner friendly grandma

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: odious selfie gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Sienna big-titted feces pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: flesh pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Buff Goal In Life Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Comical magenta candlestick maker den

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house jewess

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: dull sandwich patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Histrionic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: obsidian soul-stirring old irish cottage

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Adulterous Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Wonderful Lime Cuckoldry

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Turquoise Judgmental Casino Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: topaz aphrodisiac hunting ground

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Misanthropic cumskin

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Cerebral mood

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Histrionic Cruise Ship

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Vibrant volcanic crater new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Cerebral mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49777531)