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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: irate base It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Marvelous old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: angry electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Wonderful hyperactive half-breed place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Ruddy racy senate did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Cobalt passionate windowlicker "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Flushed theater stage voyeur (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: talking shimmering abode faggot firefighter "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Violent church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Saffron cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: gaped sandwich gaming laptop (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: irate base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Indigo black woman area who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: irate base Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Indigo black woman area whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: irate base CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Vengeful locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Soul-stirring drunken hospital 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Spectacular cruel-hearted main people "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Vengeful locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Stimulating Seedy Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Dashing Azure Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49335487) |