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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
splenetic range shitlib
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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180
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180 moniker
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
Maniacal mad cow disease depressive
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
emerald soul-stirring stain trump supporter
  04/12/16
legit lol at "brunchmen"
vigorous theater round eye
  04/12/16
holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
Glittery lemon alpha
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This.
splenetic range shitlib
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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omg
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
cerebral turdskin milk
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
titillating idiotic sanctuary ceo
  04/12/16
thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
cerebral turdskin milk
  04/12/16
This isn't RSF and it's not me.
splenetic range shitlib
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well whtever it is, its 180
cerebral turdskin milk
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
splenetic range shitlib
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lol, cr clarification
cerebral turdskin milk
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No just no
splenetic range shitlib
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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lol at this detail: fitted new era backwards hat, Tight f...
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
offensive state partner
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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lol
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
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i'm just calling it like it is. old world = fat, pasty, ...
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Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knockin...
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million billion
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to r...
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This
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when...
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A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout y...
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent...
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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agreed
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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180
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big...
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Thank
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
boyish walnut newt meetinghouse
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
Aquamarine impressive corner love of her life
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better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed...
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not a single person copied it?
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I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD jeez ....
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THE GOAT
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.
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what a time to be alive
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: boyish walnut newt meetinghouse

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Irradiated boistinker

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Maniacal mad cow disease depressive



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: arousing crotch electric furnace

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Ruby Cocky Jap Box Office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Slimy Garrison Weed Whacker



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Maniacal mad cow disease depressive

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: emerald soul-stirring stain trump supporter

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: vigorous theater round eye

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Glittery lemon alpha

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: hyperactive aqua theatre knife

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Ruby Cocky Jap Box Office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: hyperactive aqua theatre knife



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Startled stead



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Brass beta shrine people who are hurt



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Demanding supple crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: blue theater stage multi-billionaire



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Hyperventilating associate dingle berry



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: boyish walnut newt meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Gay Goal In Life

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Rambunctious Aphrodisiac Lodge Philosopher-king

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: stirring zippy regret national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Rambunctious Aphrodisiac Lodge Philosopher-king

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Very tactful sepia coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: hyperactive aqua theatre knife

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Provocative Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: galvanic unhinged public bath international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin milk

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Odious Brunch Hominid

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: razzle chest-beating locale keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: floppy mexican

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Flickering Step-uncle's House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: titillating idiotic sanctuary ceo

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Startled stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: rusted abode telephone

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: jet heady police squad

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Sexy Anal Library Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin milk

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: titillating idiotic sanctuary ceo

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin milk

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin milk

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin milk

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: floppy mexican

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine impressive corner love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: floppy mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: titillating idiotic sanctuary ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Fragrant cowardly azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Vibrant toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: marvelous windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: big sick factory reset button

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: aromatic light gaping trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: offensive state partner

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: offensive state partner

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Aquamarine impressive corner love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: boyish walnut newt meetinghouse

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Aquamarine impressive corner love of her life

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Ruby Cocky Jap Box Office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: judgmental indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Abnormal amber sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Motley hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Abnormal amber sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: soggy talented casino hunting ground

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: poppy parlour

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: soggy talented casino hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: poppy parlour

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Peach Multi-colored Giraffe

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: poppy parlour

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: learning disabled selfie kitty

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: hyperactive aqua theatre knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: vigorous theater round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: citrine shivering antidepressant drug business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Sexy Anal Library Sex Offender

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: dark comical office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Pungent Personal Credit Line

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: misanthropic chrome university

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Overrated Preventive Strike Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: marvelous windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: electric violent school feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: blue theater stage multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Bateful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Dull coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Provocative Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: misanthropic chrome university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: electric violent school feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: contagious bawdyhouse

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Yellow Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Bateful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: floppy mexican

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: learning disabled selfie kitty

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Flushed Laughsome Halford

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Yellow Gas Station

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Odious Brunch Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling community account

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Ungodly home

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: disgusting big-titted filthpig house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Magenta stag film

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: floppy mexican

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: vigorous theater round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Gay Goal In Life

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: drab hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Confused Mewling Property

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: cerebral turdskin milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Territorial area cuckoldry

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: drab hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Odious Brunch Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: bespoke thriller chad plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: bespoke thriller chad plaza

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: citrine shivering antidepressant drug business firm

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: hyperactive aqua theatre knife

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: titillating idiotic sanctuary ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Aggressive Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine impressive corner love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Odious Brunch Hominid

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: dark comical office sneaky criminal

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Ungodly home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Bateful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Motley hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: drab hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Bateful becky

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: razzle chest-beating locale keepsake machete

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Passionate harsh location

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Burgundy Chapel Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Sticky well-lubricated kitchen cuck

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Bateful becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: chartreuse adventurous legal warrant whorehouse

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: garnet foreskin

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Odious Brunch Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: titillating idiotic sanctuary ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Cordovan french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: white pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: white pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: hyperactive aqua theatre knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: misanthropic chrome university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Confused Mewling Property

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed forum circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: judgmental indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Motley hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Adulterous Principal's Office Generalized Bond

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling community account

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Metal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Metal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: vigorous theater round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: titillating idiotic sanctuary ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: boyish walnut newt meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Sadistic Angry Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: titillating idiotic sanctuary ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: buff misunderstood spot

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: buff misunderstood spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Lascivious salmon school cafeteria

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: buff misunderstood spot

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: buff misunderstood spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Ungodly home

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: buff misunderstood spot

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Ungodly home

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Slimy Garrison Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: lavender curious organic girlfriend dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating associate dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Frisky Drunken Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Very tactful sepia coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Hyperventilating associate dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Lilac kitty cat space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: diverse primrose place of business resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: 180 messiness church

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: buff misunderstood spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: boyish walnut newt meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: boyish walnut newt meetinghouse

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine impressive corner love of her life

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Painfully honest locus blood rage

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Brass beta shrine people who are hurt

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: buff misunderstood spot

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: buff misunderstood spot

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Brass beta shrine people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: flirting cruise ship pervert

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Demanding supple crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: buff misunderstood spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Appetizing cobalt dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Appetizing cobalt dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Silver travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Abnormal amber sandwich

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Magenta stag film

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: charismatic chestnut nibblets lay

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: translucent voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: buff misunderstood spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Abnormal amber sandwich

Please come back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: buff misunderstood spot



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Sticky well-lubricated kitchen cuck



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz green station



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Motley hell

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: coiffed glassy orchestra pit



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Abnormal amber sandwich



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Confused Mewling Property



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: exciting market death wish



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: coiffed glassy orchestra pit



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: buff misunderstood spot



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Cyan Skinny Woman Masturbator

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Demanding supple crackhouse



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Abnormal amber sandwich



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Brass beta shrine people who are hurt



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: coiffed glassy orchestra pit



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: stimulating yarmulke



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: boyish walnut newt meetinghouse



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: stimulating yarmulke



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Odious Brunch Hominid



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: exciting market death wish



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Hyperventilating associate dingle berry



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Frisky Drunken Stage



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: useless set jewess



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Magenta stag film

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: insane self-absorbed parlor ape



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: judgmental indian lodge

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: splenetic range shitlib



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: narrow-minded black woman



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed heaven national security agency

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine hideous native degenerate



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: judgmental indian lodge



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