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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
orchid main people
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
cocky zippy principal's office roommate
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
cocky zippy principal's office roommate
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
orchid main people
  01/05/26
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orchid main people
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
orchid main people
  01/06/26
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big-titted sanctuary jewess
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
flirting institution deer antler
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Vivacious resort
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Contagious Brass Stag Film Turdskin
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
painfully honest feces double fault
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/06/26
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Dashing magenta police squad
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Contagious Brass Stag Film Turdskin
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
painfully honest feces double fault
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
autistic dog poop rigor
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
painfully honest feces double fault
  01/06/26
Lmao
orchid main people
  01/06/26
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pink nubile antidepressant drug space
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Ungodly Carnelian Lay
  01/06/26
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cocky zippy principal's office roommate
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: orchid main people

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: cocky zippy principal's office roommate

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: cocky zippy principal's office roommate

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: orchid main people

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: orchid main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: orchid main people

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: big-titted sanctuary jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: flirting institution deer antler

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Vivacious resort

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Contagious Brass Stag Film Turdskin

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: painfully honest feces double fault

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Dashing magenta police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Contagious Brass Stag Film Turdskin

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: painfully honest feces double fault

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: autistic dog poop rigor

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: painfully honest feces double fault

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: orchid main people

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: pink nubile antidepressant drug space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Ungodly Carnelian Lay

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: cocky zippy principal's office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566761)