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Electric Gunner
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narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
domesticated mauve water buffalo point
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Hyperventilating Business Firm Becky
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thirsty ceo
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legit
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
concupiscible cruise ship
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lmfao
ungodly aqua chapel toilet seat
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LOL
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lol
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Cracking meetinghouse
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drunken azn
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Cheese-eating aquamarine athletic conference
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Moar!
iridescent office gay wizard
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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Laughsome rigor
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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Flushed crotch
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Lol 1800
Multi-colored peach people who are hurt
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razzle alpha dingle berry
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Laughsome rigor
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Cracking meetinghouse
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Electric Gunner
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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Talented stage ape
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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It practically writes itself!
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
plum institution mood
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Electric Gunner
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comical onyx nursing home
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Electric Gunner
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Electric Gunner
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant
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Shit
Electric Gunner
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Talented stage ape
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Swashbuckling Garnet Friendly Grandma
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
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Electric Gunner
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Laughsome rigor
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
  02/18/22
still going strong
Laughsome rigor
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(Chip Kelly)
abnormal church trust fund
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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Talented stage ape
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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Electric Gunner
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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Electric Gunner
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domesticated mauve water buffalo point
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Burgundy laser beams fortuitous meteor
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Electric Gunner
  03/11/15
*bark aves
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Dark personal credit line spot
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Translucent heaven roast beef
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walnut bipolar principal's office
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
abnormal church trust fund
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
abnormal church trust fund
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Cheese-eating aquamarine athletic conference
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Navy pisswyrm
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Laughsome rigor
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
180 casino antidepressant drug
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Electric Gunner
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Self-absorbed razzmatazz hell round eye
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Electric Gunner
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
iridescent office gay wizard
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Electric Gunner
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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abnormal church trust fund
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Fluffy Party Of The First Part Ticket Booth
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Laughsome rigor
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
abnormal church trust fund
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
mewling charismatic foreskin
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
abnormal church trust fund
  03/12/15
great thread
Heady Primrose Dilemma Turdskin
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Cheese-eating aquamarine athletic conference
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
concupiscible cruise ship
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Bat Shit Crazy Mischievous Candlestick Maker Jew
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
fishy cumskin
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Fragrant Apoplectic Deer Antler
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
fishy cumskin
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fishy cumskin
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Laughsome rigor
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180
Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
fishy cumskin
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
fishy cumskin
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
mahogany razzle-dazzle site death wish
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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Talented stage ape
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
comical onyx nursing home
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stirring godawful old irish cottage boiling water
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Chocolate curious mad-dog skullcap
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*makes Buddy partner*
supple crackhouse preventive strike
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abnormal church trust fund
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Burgundy laser beams fortuitous meteor
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ruh roh
appetizing federal garrison
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violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
House-broken jap main people
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
glassy blathering shrine
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Electric Gunner
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Burgundy laser beams fortuitous meteor
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
honey-headed locus quadroon
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Electric Gunner
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Talented stage ape
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Provocative corner elastic band
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razzle alpha dingle berry
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holy fucking shit
Dashing Frum Hall Idea He Suggested
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Geriatric Center
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Flickering cerebral masturbator
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razzle alpha dingle berry
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Laughsome rigor
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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180
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180^180
Navy pisswyrm
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narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant
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puce violent gaping
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse
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fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon
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Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour
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Laughsome rigor
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Provocative corner elastic band
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
chartreuse trip feces
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underrated
vigorous shitlib
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Provocative corner elastic band
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violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
appetizing federal garrison
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Electric Gunner
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Beta zippy background story internal respiration
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Ouch
Electric Gunner
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
marvelous greedy school cafeteria persian
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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Talented stage ape
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Fluffy Party Of The First Part Ticket Booth
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Provocative corner elastic band
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balding maroon queen of the night
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Avocado Prole Regret
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon
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Electric Gunner
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
iridescent office gay wizard
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Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Contagious low-t kitty cat stage
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour
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Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Geriatric Center
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fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon
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CR.
Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse
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Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour
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i really like it here
Electric Gunner
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Geriatric Center
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Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Geriatric Center
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Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour
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Electric Gunner
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idiotic pit
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Geriatric Center
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flirting lodge
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sapphire soul-stirring gas station
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Geriatric Center
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
slate resort
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Geriatric Center
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Hairraiser ebony market
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filthpig
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:04 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: thirsty ceo

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:41 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: domesticated mauve water buffalo point

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:22 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: concupiscible cruise ship

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: thirsty ceo

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: odious orange idiot hunting ground

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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: concupiscible cruise ship

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: spectacular filthy mental disorder fanboi

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Sepia Station Half-breed

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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:48 PM
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Date: February 27th, 2018 10:28 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating aquamarine athletic conference

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: iridescent office gay wizard

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: stirring godawful old irish cottage boiling water

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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored peach people who are hurt

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: excitant territorial theater stage legend

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Date: January 27th, 2022 5:25 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Electric Gunner

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Translucent heaven roast beef

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Talented stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: iridescent office gay wizard

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: plum institution mood

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Electric Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: comical onyx nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Electric Gunner

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Electric Gunner

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Electric Gunner

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Talented stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Garnet Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: 180 casino antidepressant drug

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Aromatic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Electric Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: abnormal church trust fund

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Electric Gunner

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Talented stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: plum institution mood

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: abnormal church trust fund

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Electric Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: plum institution mood

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: abnormal church trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Underhanded mind-boggling weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: comical onyx nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: razzle alpha dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Burgundy laser beams fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Translucent heaven roast beef

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Electric Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Floppy impertinent haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: domesticated mauve water buffalo point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Burgundy laser beams fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Electric Gunner

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired field

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Dark personal credit line spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Translucent heaven roast beef

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: walnut bipolar principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: abnormal church trust fund

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: topaz galvanic home therapy

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Translucent heaven roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Business Firm Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Lake french dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: walnut bipolar principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Aromatic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Talented stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: fantasy-prone theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: concupiscible cruise ship

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: domesticated mauve water buffalo point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Crawly Base Wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: pearl tantric native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: abnormal church trust fund

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating aquamarine athletic conference

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Navy pisswyrm

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: House-broken jap main people

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: pink passionate brunch messiness

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Provocative corner elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: appetizing federal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Dashing Frum Hall Idea He Suggested

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: motley psychic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: ruby stubborn selfie pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: well-lubricated beady-eyed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Geriatric Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Geriatric Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Geriatric Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: bistre scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: razzle alpha dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Sickened Cream Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Fragrant Apoplectic Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: ultramarine vivacious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: nudist telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: indigo ladyboy

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: marvelous greedy school cafeteria persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: 180 casino antidepressant drug

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Electric Gunner

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Self-absorbed razzmatazz hell round eye

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Electric Gunner

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: iridescent office gay wizard

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Electric Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: chartreuse trip feces

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: abnormal church trust fund

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Bespoke school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Fluffy Party Of The First Part Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: abnormal church trust fund

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: mewling charismatic foreskin

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: abnormal church trust fund

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Heady Primrose Dilemma Turdskin

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating aquamarine athletic conference

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: concupiscible cruise ship

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Mischievous Candlestick Maker Jew

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: fishy cumskin

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Apoplectic Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: fishy cumskin

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: fishy cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: supple crackhouse preventive strike

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Pontificating space liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: fishy cumskin

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Copper philosopher-king pozpig

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: fishy cumskin

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle site death wish

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: adventurous sandwich faggotry

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: adventurous sandwich faggotry

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Talented stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: comical onyx nursing home

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: stirring godawful old irish cottage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Chocolate curious mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: supple crackhouse preventive strike

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: abnormal church trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: blue stimulating hospital dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Burgundy laser beams fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: appetizing federal garrison

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: House-broken jap main people

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: glassy blathering shrine

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Electric Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Burgundy laser beams fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: honey-headed locus quadroon

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Electric Gunner

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Talented stage ape

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Provocative corner elastic band

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: swollen big hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Glittery theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: concupiscible cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: appetizing federal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Soggy Painfully Honest Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: razzle alpha dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: exhilarant sienna police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Dashing Frum Hall Idea He Suggested

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: bull headed tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Geriatric Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Flickering cerebral masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: razzle alpha dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: gay property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Navy pisswyrm

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: appetizing federal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded wrinkle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: puce violent gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Provocative corner elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: chartreuse trip feces

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: vigorous shitlib

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Provocative corner elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: appetizing federal garrison

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Electric Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Beta zippy background story internal respiration

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Electric Gunner

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: marvelous greedy school cafeteria persian

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Talented stage ape



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: sick piazza voyeur

180

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Fluffy Party Of The First Part Ticket Booth



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Talented stage ape



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Provocative corner elastic band



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: balding maroon queen of the night



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Avocado Prole Regret

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Electric Gunner



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: iridescent office gay wizard

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: racy library

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Contagious low-t kitty cat stage

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring gas station



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Geriatric Center

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: fuchsia thriller roommate tanning salon



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Electric Gunner

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Geriatric Center



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Geriatric Center

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Electric Gunner



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author:  idiotic pit



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Geriatric Center



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: flirting lodge



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring gas station



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Geriatric Center



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: slate resort

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Obsidian place of business indirect expression



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Geriatric Center



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser ebony market



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Obsidian place of business indirect expression



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author:  filthpig



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: spectacular filthy mental disorder fanboi



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: metal university

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author:  rose stain



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: bistre scourge upon the earth

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: cyan useless brakes mediation



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: wine confused state

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slippery dopamine halford

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author:  plaza electric furnace



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  Stag Film Marketing Idea



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Flickering cerebral masturbator



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring gas station



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Bearded Titillating Circlehead Parlour



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Cracking meetinghouse



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: violet rambunctious puppy whorehouse

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author:  learning disabled area goal in life



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: amethyst insanely creepy mexican love of her life

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: naked abode

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: black newt



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: indecent gaped ratface



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor

180

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: walnut bipolar principal's office

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: walnut bipolar principal's office

nothing?

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: black newt

See above.

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: walnut bipolar principal's office

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  Skinny Woman

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: seedy aggressive chad potus



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: erotic scarlet cuckoldry trailer park



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Pontificating space liquid oxygen



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio Jewess



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: razzle alpha dingle berry



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Laughsome rigor



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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