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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm
  11/28/22
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zippy vibrant mad cow disease
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Bright odious orchestra pit depressive
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Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Indecent excitant library gaming laptop
  12/13/22
Me.
Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Indecent excitant library gaming laptop
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Indecent excitant library gaming laptop
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
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Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Underhanded associate lay
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
multi-colored therapy
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Underhanded associate lay
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Outnumbered stead
  12/11/22
Woah.
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mind-boggling scarlet prole party of the first part
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ruddy fat ankles heaven
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btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Underhanded associate lay
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm
  12/21/22
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Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: zippy vibrant mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: zippy vibrant mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: wonderful location place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Bright odious orchestra pit depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Indecent excitant library gaming laptop

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Indecent excitant library gaming laptop

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Indecent excitant library gaming laptop

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: razzle henna area

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: emerald big liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: titillating bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Sapphire Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Diverse resort double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Underhanded associate lay

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: multi-colored therapy

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Underhanded associate lay

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Outnumbered stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling scarlet prole party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: ruddy fat ankles heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Underhanded associate lay

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Underhanded associate lay

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged factory reset button field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Diverse resort double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49535059)