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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
180 carnelian rehab voyeur
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if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
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  11/24/25
No
opaque gaming laptop
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
180 carnelian rehab voyeur
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
coral foreskin
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
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silver church
  11/25/25
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Ruddy lettuce spot
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
silver church
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dot or feather
180 carnelian rehab voyeur
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
silver church
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
180 carnelian rehab voyeur
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
silver church
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
charismatic blue menage
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
180 carnelian rehab voyeur
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
charismatic blue menage
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
180 carnelian rehab voyeur
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
charismatic blue menage
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If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
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  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
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  11/24/25
yes
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of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
beta fiercely-loyal depressive
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I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
ebony double fault
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
180 carnelian rehab voyeur
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
ebony double fault
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
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  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
Unholy Pit Knife
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Filthy ocher garrison pisswyrm
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Spectacular set
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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180 carnelian rehab voyeur
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CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
electric mother
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thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
beta fiercely-loyal depressive
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
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Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
electric mother
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
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  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
electric mother
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
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ebony double fault
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
light harsh messiness pervert
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
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  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: 180 carnelian rehab voyeur

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Filthy ocher garrison pisswyrm

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: opaque gaming laptop

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 carnelian rehab voyeur

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: coral foreskin

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: opaque gaming laptop

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: silver church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Ruddy lettuce spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: silver church

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 carnelian rehab voyeur

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: silver church

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: 180 carnelian rehab voyeur

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: silver church

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: charismatic blue menage

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: 180 carnelian rehab voyeur

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: charismatic blue menage

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: 180 carnelian rehab voyeur

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: charismatic blue menage

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Abusive Arousing Parlor Immigrant

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Filthy ocher garrison pisswyrm

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Contagious Yellow Center Keepsake Machete

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: beta fiercely-loyal depressive

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: 180 carnelian rehab voyeur

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Spectacular set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: ruby ungodly weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: jet-lagged impertinent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ebony double fault

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: 180 carnelian rehab voyeur

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: ebony double fault

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Pale Meetinghouse

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: racy cobalt gas station legend

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Unholy Pit Knife

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Filthy ocher garrison pisswyrm

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: irradiated stage nowag

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Spectacular set

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: pink massive university ladyboy

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Bipolar frum range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Poppy heaven

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Azure overrated digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: 180 carnelian rehab voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: electric mother

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: beta fiercely-loyal depressive

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Wild Indian Lodge

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: electric mother

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Arrogant burgundy indirect expression codepig

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: electric mother

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: crimson marvelous giraffe bawdyhouse

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: ebony double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: light harsh messiness pervert

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: magenta home famous landscape painting

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: excitant puce cuckold

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460651)