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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Carnelian sandwich
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
180 indian lodge
  07/09/12
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appetizing maize cuck
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Embarrassed to the bone piazza
  07/09/12
Are you male?
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Embarrassed to the bone piazza
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Embarrassed to the bone piazza
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
tan hyperactive halford brunch
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
tan hyperactive halford brunch
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
stirring windowlicker
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
stirring windowlicker
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
stirring windowlicker
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Mauve Point Juggernaut
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Beady-eyed Hunting Ground Ceo
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
galvanic submissive box office incel
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
flushed arousing school cafeteria
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Flesh Crackhouse
  07/09/12
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appetizing maize cuck
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Embarrassed to the bone piazza
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
stfu
Flesh Crackhouse
  07/09/12
180
soggy forum
  07/09/12
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Floppy base
  07/13/12
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Seedy Hospital Fat Ankles
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Milky range
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
magenta cracking hall
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Milky range
  07/09/12
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Hot titillating locale scourge upon the earth
  07/04/19
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appetizing maize cuck
  07/13/12
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Hot titillating locale scourge upon the earth
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Adulterous azure pisswyrm gunner
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
mind-boggling costumed queen of the night property
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
bat-shit-crazy comical messiness
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
mind-boggling costumed queen of the night property
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Rusted Bipolar Gas Station
  03/04/25
lol kike
Seedy Hospital Fat Ankles
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
bull headed garnet lay
  07/04/19
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Vengeful mahogany athletic conference
  08/10/22
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Insanely Creepy Doobsian Yarmulke Theater
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
harsh light boiling water
  07/24/24
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Free-loading Becky Whorehouse
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Sapphire Party Of The First Part
  09/22/24
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Rusted Bipolar Gas Station
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Excitant aqua giraffe
  03/04/25
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Razzle Area Psychic
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Carnelian sandwich

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: 180 indian lodge

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: appetizing maize cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone piazza

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone piazza

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone piazza

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: tan hyperactive halford brunch

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: tan hyperactive halford brunch

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: stirring windowlicker

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: stirring windowlicker

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: stirring windowlicker

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Mauve Point Juggernaut

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hunting Ground Ceo

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: galvanic submissive box office incel

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: flushed arousing school cafeteria

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Flesh Crackhouse

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: appetizing maize cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone piazza

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Flesh Crackhouse

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: soggy forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Seedy Hospital Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Milky range

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: magenta cracking hall

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Milky range

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Hot titillating locale scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: appetizing maize cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Hot titillating locale scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Adulterous azure pisswyrm gunner

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling costumed queen of the night property

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy comical messiness

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling costumed queen of the night property

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Rusted Bipolar Gas Station

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Seedy Hospital Fat Ankles

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: bull headed garnet lay

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Vengeful mahogany athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Doobsian Yarmulke Theater



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: harsh light boiling water

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Free-loading Becky Whorehouse



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Sapphire Party Of The First Part

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Rusted Bipolar Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Excitant aqua giraffe

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Razzle Area Psychic



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