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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Pale Brethren
  09/18/24
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Arousing Fiercely-loyal Trump Supporter State
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Arousing Fiercely-loyal Trump Supporter State
  09/18/24
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Pale Brethren
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Exhilarant fear-inspiring kitchen queen of the night
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bossy karate toilet seat
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lascivious metal orchestra pit
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black hairy legs
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Pale Brethren
  09/18/24
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laughsome house feces
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Bespoke Cuck Stage
  09/18/24
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coiffed galvanic spot
  09/19/24
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Sooty Apoplectic School Volcanic Crater
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Vigorous cordovan sanctuary regret
  09/18/24
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Shivering bateful tanning salon fortuitous meteor
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
motley useless garrison
  09/18/24
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Vigorous cordovan sanctuary regret
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
sable flickering school cafeteria friendly grandma
  09/18/24
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Sooty Apoplectic School Volcanic Crater
  09/18/24
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stimulating blathering idiot
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
crimson abode
  09/18/24
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Pale Brethren
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Pale Brethren
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Pale Brethren
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Deep learning disabled site sandwich
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Deep learning disabled site sandwich
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Deep learning disabled site sandwich
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Pale Brethren
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
irate pozpig chapel
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
awkward very tactful laser beams roommate
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Pale Brethren
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
crimson abode
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
crimson abode
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Pale Brethren
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
crimson abode
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Pale Brethren
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Pale Brethren
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water
  09/19/24
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crimson abode
  09/19/24
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Pale Brethren



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Arousing Fiercely-loyal Trump Supporter State



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Arousing Fiercely-loyal Trump Supporter State

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Pale Brethren



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant fear-inspiring kitchen queen of the night

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: bossy karate toilet seat



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: lascivious metal orchestra pit



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: black hairy legs



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Pale Brethren

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: laughsome house feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Bespoke Cuck Stage

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: coiffed galvanic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Sooty Apoplectic School Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Vigorous cordovan sanctuary regret

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Shivering bateful tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: motley useless garrison

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Vigorous cordovan sanctuary regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: sable flickering school cafeteria friendly grandma

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Sooty Apoplectic School Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: stimulating blathering idiot



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: crimson abode

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Pale Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Pale Brethren

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Pale Brethren

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Deep learning disabled site sandwich

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Deep learning disabled site sandwich

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Deep learning disabled site sandwich

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Pale Brethren

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: irate pozpig chapel

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: awkward very tactful laser beams roommate

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Pale Brethren

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: crimson abode

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: crimson abode

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Pale Brethren

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: crimson abode

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Pale Brethren

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Pale Brethren

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: bright razzle-dazzle location boiling water

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: crimson abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49340186)