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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
aromatic sick school cafeteria
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Dashing at-the-ready lay cuck
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Slimy Mexican
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Slimy Mexican
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Slimy Mexican
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Slimy Mexican
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Slimy Mexican
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Slimy Mexican
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Slimy Mexican
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
marvelous half-breed
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Slimy Mexican
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
marvelous half-breed
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Slimy Mexican
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Fuchsia messiness
  04/08/25
that's rude
Slimy Mexican
  04/08/25
...
honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
swashbuckling shitlib bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Amber Tanning Salon Really Tough Guy
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Slimy Mexican
  04/08/25
...
honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner
  04/08/25
...
Slimy Mexican
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner
  04/09/25
...
honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Blue 180 mother
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Laughsome balding kitchen background story
  04/09/25
Ty
Slimy Mexican
  04/09/25
...
Vigorous Menage Degenerate
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
high-end fragrant native place of business
  04/09/25
...
Slimy Mexican
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Hyperactive headpube chapel
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Slimy Mexican
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Slimy Mexican
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
cruel-hearted alpha
  05/02/25
...
Slimy Mexican
  05/12/25
...
Slimy Mexican
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Slimy Mexican
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Laughsome balding kitchen background story
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Slimy Mexican
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
marvelous half-breed
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Slimy Mexican
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
marvelous half-breed
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Lime office
  06/03/25
...
Slimy Mexican
  06/26/25
OP?
Slimy Mexican
  06/27/25
...
Slimy Mexican
  07/09/25
...
Slimy Mexican
  07/31/25
...
Slimy Mexican
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Slimy Mexican
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
Lime office
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: aromatic sick school cafeteria

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Dashing at-the-ready lay cuck

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: marvelous half-breed

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: marvelous half-breed

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia messiness

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling shitlib bawdyhouse

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac toilet seat senate

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Amber Tanning Salon Really Tough Guy

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: honey-headed lascivious lettuce partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Blue 180 mother

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Laughsome balding kitchen background story

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Vigorous Menage Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: high-end fragrant native place of business

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive headpube chapel

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted alpha

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Slimy Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Slimy Mexican

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Laughsome balding kitchen background story

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Slimy Mexican

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: marvelous half-breed

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Slimy Mexican

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: marvelous half-breed

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Lime office

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Slimy Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Slimy Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Slimy Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Slimy Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Slimy Mexican

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Lime office

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49331552)