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Ever wonder why 95% of "Great Literature" is utterly retarded and boring?

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my ...
passionate jet ceo
  01/11/26
now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now ...
emerald self-centered field codepig
  01/11/26
This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and a...
Stimulating brindle toilet seat
  01/11/26
I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!
Galvanic sable church messiness
  01/11/26
Subtle Ethan Frome bashing
titillating office idea he suggested
  01/11/26
By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of hig...
bright chapel boistinker
  01/11/26
The black literature was even worse
titillating office idea he suggested
  01/11/26
Invisible man was pretty good IRC
thriller nighttime native newt
  01/12/26
"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school l...
Odious school
  01/12/26
he sounds smart to me
Mildly autistic nudist athletic conference stage
  01/12/26
...
swollen giraffe
  01/12/26
It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to ...
bright chapel boistinker
  01/11/26
...
Laughsome Rose Theater Stage Stock Car
  01/11/26
Every American school child should be forced to slog their w...
Stimulating brindle toilet seat
  01/11/26
the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the mod...
glittery den
  01/11/26
there’s a special kind of comedy in how those who trum...
Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop
  01/12/26
ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with la...
swollen giraffe
  01/12/26
it's worth addressing a couple commonly wheeled out argument...
Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop
  01/12/26
that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the...
swollen giraffe
  01/12/26
sure, and i agree. read them in translation.
Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop
  01/12/26
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swollen giraffe
  01/12/26
ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrh...
glittery den
  01/14/26
tell me about your experience with foreign languages. did yo...
Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop
  01/14/26
Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.
maroon senate
  01/12/26
the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them k...
Snowy zippy home
  01/11/26
...
Alcoholic talented temple coffee pot
  01/12/26
...
Histrionic idiotic theater
  01/12/26
I like this theory
Big-titted red black woman
  01/12/26
(flunked matrix algebra)
Tantric hell milk
  01/12/26
"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study...
Bistre hall
  01/12/26
not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an int...
Tantric hell milk
  01/12/26
I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for p...
Snowy zippy home
  01/14/26
The point is to give them all a reference point for having s...
Tantric hell milk
  01/11/26
Bro thats how you ended up pumo!
hyperventilating famous landscape painting
  01/11/26
It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.
tripping pozpig
  01/11/26
thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180,...
swollen giraffe
  01/11/26
american authors yes, you gotta read non-american
chestnut property reading party
  01/11/26
Retarded
mind-boggling greedy friendly grandma
  01/11/26
Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710
Floppy topaz trust fund address
  01/11/26
Real retarded sir
Big-titted red black woman
  01/12/26
I don’t think “great literature” is synony...
chrome slippery french chef dingle berry
  01/11/26
what books would you recommend instead ? id have paul val...
Laughsome Rose Theater Stage Stock Car
  01/11/26
Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind
Tantric hell milk
  01/11/26
teachers should go before the school boards in open session...
submissive bawdyhouse
  01/11/26
Should students be required to read (after purchasing at ful...
Odious school
  01/12/26
why do you write this way?
vibrant slap-happy depressive
  01/12/26
why do you write so much?
submissive bawdyhouse
  01/12/26
I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraph...
azure menage
  01/12/26
Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Gre...
Aromatic Station
  01/12/26
Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyc...
swollen giraffe
  01/12/26
Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the hu...
Aromatic Station
  01/14/26
Im gay
Razzle-dazzle godawful alpha
  01/12/26
...
Laughsome Rose Theater Stage Stock Car
  01/12/26
...
Razzle-dazzle godawful alpha
  01/12/26
...
thriller nighttime native newt
  01/13/26
...
Razzle-dazzle godawful alpha
  01/13/26
You only think this because English-language "great lit...
Fishy At-the-ready Sweet Tailpipe Plaza
  01/14/26
totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that...
Bonkers meetinghouse feces
  01/14/26
it's bizarre that a gynecological literary genre like the no...
Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop
  01/14/26


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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: passionate jet ceo

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my high school teachers for making me read those books

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49581978)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: emerald self-centered field codepig

now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now

the stuff we read aint perfect, but imagine hs english now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49581980)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Stimulating brindle toilet seat

This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and ascended at times. It’s not some trifle to be tossed away like a piece of rubbish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582002)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Galvanic sable church messiness

I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582036)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: titillating office idea he suggested

Subtle Ethan Frome bashing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582011)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: bright chapel boistinker

By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers.

The only thing I took away from Ethan Frome was "wtf - why would they try to kill themselves by sledding? how stupid are these people that they thought this would work?"

What was the point of the average kids being forced to read this shit?

Wouldn't a Michael Chricton book capture their attention 10x more and present dramatic themes and philosophy in a much more understandable way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582022)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: titillating office idea he suggested

The black literature was even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582047)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: thriller nighttime native newt

Invisible man was pretty good IRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584207)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Odious school

"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers"

And I'm sure your grades (and subsequent academic success) reflected this reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582333)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic nudist athletic conference stage

he sounds smart to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584177)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: swollen giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584673)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: bright chapel boistinker

It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to read these books with story and themes unrecognizable to them with dense unintelliglbe prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582013)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Rose Theater Stage Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582026)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Stimulating brindle toilet seat

Every American school child should be forced to slog their way through Moby Dick in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582029)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: glittery den

the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the modern american high school humanities curriculum. they should be reading this kind of material exclusively in addition to latin and greek. the problem is that they deviate from it.

their teachers surely fuck up the discourse but mere exposure is at least a lifeline to the few intellects worth salvaging. the remaining 99% are just in virtual daycare anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582078)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop

there’s a special kind of comedy in how those who trumpet loudest for latin and greek are almost always the ones who haven’t spent real time with either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582332)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: swollen giraffe

ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with latin and greek, say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582710)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop

it's worth addressing a couple commonly wheeled out arguments for compulsory education in classical languages, because they sound persuasive in the abstract, but get pretty shaky even with gentle prodding.

- the beneficial RIGOR of latin and greek grammar

the claim is that somehow the mere act of wrestling with strange grammatical inflections is itself a moral and intellectual discipline of sorts. there are plenty of other highly inflected languages other than latin and greek, and still many more with mind-bending grammar, if that's the goal. latin and greek are not unique grammatically. and anyway, greek and latin grammar are not sleek elegant internally coherent systems. they were messy languages spoken by real people and there are much more suitable subjects for training the mind. a tangential point, but approaching latin & greek by brute forcing grammatical "rigor" is poor pedagogy that puts already challenging languages completely out of a student's reach.

- to access pillars of western civilization in the original

while certainly a worthy goal, a vanishingly small number of high school students who study latin in high school engage with its literature at a meaningful level. so few kids learn greek, let alone master it, that it's not even part of the real conversation.

learning any language well, let alone latin and greek, requires some intelligence, but also desire and a massive time commitment that cannot be mandated into existence. schools cannot require the kind of seat time required for sufficient mastery of these tongues, and in absence of that, they cannot supply the motivation. forcing latin and greek on a million high school students every year with an average iq of 100 is burning an enormous amount of educational time and resources for something, that for nearly every student, never had a chance of working.

the dirty secret of classics is that most classics professors at the best schools themselves read these languages very haltingly, due in great part to the pedagogical practices mentioned earlier.

i am all for teaching these languages to bright and motivated law teens, but it cannot take place in the current system.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582749)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: swollen giraffe

that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the ideas found in these works in english translation (per non-woke translators)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582955)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop

sure, and i agree. read them in translation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582965)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: swollen giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584373)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: glittery den

ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrhea burritos from san antonio food trucks and communicate with their roofers. much more "practical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49588267)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop

tell me about your experience with foreign languages. did you go to a public school? which language(s) did you learn? let me know so that i can put your mentally retarded post into context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49588335)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:49 AM
Author: maroon senate

Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582347)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: Snowy zippy home

the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them know how dumb they are. Losers should also be forced to take calculus. The education system is good at letting a person know how dumb they are if they don't disengage with it too early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582245)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic talented temple coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582348)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Histrionic idiotic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582502)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Big-titted red black woman

I like this theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584173)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Tantric hell milk

(flunked matrix algebra)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584204)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Bistre hall

"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study found that 80 percent of high school dropouts cited their inability to pass Algebra I as the primary reason for leaving school."

https://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ1013968

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584398)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Tantric hell milk

not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an introduction to algebra. But that would require math teachers to learn statistics, and that's illegal AFAICT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584436)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Snowy zippy home

I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for pussies” 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49588273)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: Tantric hell milk

The point is to give them all a reference point for having some kind of cultural/national identity. You don't have to like any of it, you just have know the basic plot or how to pronounce the author's name. Mexicans love reading the classics so they can feel more European

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582258)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating famous landscape painting

Bro thats how you ended up pumo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582033)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: tripping pozpig

It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582042)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: swollen giraffe

thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582054)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: chestnut property reading party

american authors yes, you gotta read non-american

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582057)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling greedy friendly grandma

Retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582232)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Floppy topaz trust fund address

Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582262)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Big-titted red black woman

Real retarded sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584174)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: chrome slippery french chef dingle berry

I don’t think “great literature” is synonymous with most of the bullshit they made us read in hs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582060)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Rose Theater Stage Stock Car

what books would you recommend instead ?

id have paul valery monsieur teste and the remains of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582070)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Tantric hell milk

Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582251)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: submissive bawdyhouse

teachers should go before the school boards

in open session

and tell them the books they are going to require for each class

and why

before every school year, perhaps before every semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582254)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Odious school

Should students be required to read (after purchasing at full price) The Art of the Deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582336)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 3:05 AM
Author: vibrant slap-happy depressive

why do you write this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582508)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: submissive bawdyhouse

why do you write so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49583325)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: azure menage

I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraphic sentences with no interior identity, just "Jane did this, Joe did that, he said she said blah blah". every voice is the Same.

like why the fuck would I read something like that instead of just watching a tv show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582758)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Aromatic Station

Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Great Literature. Just force feed Harry Potter books to the next generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582780)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: swollen giraffe

Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyce, no, but they do meet other Great Literature



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49584704)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Aromatic Station

Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the human experience expressed through immortal words, words, words. I daresay no one living today would dare such a feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49588311)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle godawful alpha

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582940)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Laughsome Rose Theater Stage Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49582991)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle godawful alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49583332)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: thriller nighttime native newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49586151)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle godawful alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49586161)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Fishy At-the-ready Sweet Tailpipe Plaza

You only think this because English-language "great literature", especially as conceived by American high school teachers, is full of shitty novels for women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49588315)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Bonkers meetinghouse feces

totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that. there is also the strand of rambling Dickens crap where he was basically paid by the word and it shows.

also agree with above that most of the themes of actually great novels are inaccessible to a teen brain who have only experienced struggles relating to horizontal (peer) or vertical (parents/teachers) relationships.

i had to read The Sound and the Fury which was completely fucking ridiculous in hindsight. if a kid can barely understand the structure of a novel it makes very little sense to read something that upends it. the first fourth is a retard POV who cannot tell time. class was such a slog with 99% of the class having no idea what was happening



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49588326)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Aggressive pisswyrm dog poop

it's bizarre that a gynecological literary genre like the novel, which was more or less created for barely sentient women, should take up so much space in the standard canon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49588345)