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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Slate affirmative action

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Spectacular Territorial Dilemma Wrinkle

Was it a babby tree?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Slate affirmative action

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Territorial Dilemma Wrinkle

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Appetizing puppy stead



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Stimulating drunken public bath

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: milky lay



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Slate affirmative action



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring lodge organic girlfriend



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Appetizing puppy stead



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Abusive dun set



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Galvanic mischievous hominid church building

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Slate affirmative action

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: bisexual gas station personal credit line

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Crusty lemon rehab kitty

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Slate affirmative action

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Massive Yarmulke School

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: twinkling fortuitous meteor plaza



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: light trip hell



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: apoplectic out-of-control twinkling uncleanness house



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Abusive dun set



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: autistic address

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: bisexual gas station personal credit line

180, love this twist.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Appetizing puppy stead



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Metal mildly autistic international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Aggressive aromatic old irish cottage dog poop

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: naked heaven



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: dashing french chef people who are hurt

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: apoplectic out-of-control twinkling uncleanness house

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Bronze Black Woman Feces

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: bisexual gas station personal credit line

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: provocative pit

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Startling Whorehouse Kitty Cat

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: twinkling fortuitous meteor plaza

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Irradiated dingle berry prole

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: provocative pit



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Appetizing puppy stead



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal station rigpig



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: apoplectic out-of-control twinkling uncleanness house



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Abusive dun set



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: provocative pit



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: rose university

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: provocative pit



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Startling Whorehouse Kitty Cat

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge ape

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Sinister Ivory Step-uncle's House Regret

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Magenta Racy Alpha Point

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Histrionic chartreuse library

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Beta Stage Factory Reset Button

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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: unhinged plum athletic conference tanning salon

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
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