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So Protestants just never go to confession? As long as they’re “sorry”?

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frum resort gaping
  07/10/25
They don't have priests. Everyone in the church is laity, so...
Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker
  07/10/25
Seems a little too easy tbh. Having to confess is a good rit...
frum resort gaping
  07/10/25
It's not a ritual. It's direct succession back to the Lord C...
Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker
  07/10/25
I understand it is a sacrament.
frum resort gaping
  07/10/25
? jews confess once a year
Startled exciting regret
  07/10/25
Hopefully they start with confessing their sin of rejecting ...
frum resort gaping
  07/10/25
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Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker
  07/10/25
Did you confess that you’re a kike yet or still workin...
Thriller theater
  07/10/25
You don’t have to confess that after you’ve been...
frum resort gaping
  07/10/25
Enjoy hell, kike
Thriller theater
  07/10/25
it's also a powerful means of social control that the priest...
stimulating mahogany den ratface
  07/11/25
sacerdotalism has been a mixed blessing
frum resort gaping
  07/11/25
their "confession" takes place during invitation t...
Magenta lodge
  07/11/25
true, but they also get points for not masterminding a decad...
narrow-minded pale keepsake machete
  07/10/25
The rate of molestation in the Catholic Church, while scanda...
frum resort gaping
  07/10/25
sure, man. the group with all the latinos has the lowest rat...
narrow-minded pale keepsake machete
  07/10/25
“Yes Protestants molest kids at a higher rate but the ...
frum resort gaping
  07/10/25
i dispute that claim as well, fwiw. i would be interested in...
narrow-minded pale keepsake machete
  07/10/25
It’s in a book I have at home I’ll look it up an...
frum resort gaping
  07/10/25
ty. regardless, i continue to maintain there’s a mark...
narrow-minded pale keepsake machete
  07/10/25
it might be possible with some statistics wizardry if you on...
Charismatic friendly grandma french chef
  07/11/25
absurd!
transparent organic girlfriend
  07/11/25
My theory is that with the direction society has been going ...
sinister locus philosopher-king
  07/11/25
....so the fags ran amok. who just joined?"
saffron bonkers international law enforcement agency
  07/11/25
Extremely jewish thread
Thriller theater
  07/10/25
...
Charismatic friendly grandma french chef
  07/10/25
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lavender pungent home
  07/10/25
Protestants confess their sins to God, and generally there i...
excitant bawdyhouse pisswyrm
  07/11/25
For sure man and the grape juice is the blood of christ
Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker
  07/11/25
Baptists are not traditional Protestants and Protestants alm...
seedy multi-colored faggotry address
  07/11/25
And Roman Catholics won’t even say confession and reco...
seedy multi-colored faggotry address
  07/11/25
Catholic teaching is the opposite - Reconciliation/confessio...
frum resort gaping
  07/11/25
You are misreading the CCC. 1452
seedy multi-colored faggotry address
  07/11/25
Total Depravity tp
cordovan swashbuckling marketing idea antidepressant drug
  07/11/25
I’ve no need of the kiddie diddling regional sales dir...
Laughsome Range Windowlicker
  07/11/25
Yeah the father didn't even need to send his son. That was j...
Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker
  07/11/25
Papal bootlicker. The Catholic Church that I can see from th...
Laughsome Range Windowlicker
  07/11/25
I'm orthodox
Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker
  07/11/25
I know nothing about your doctrine, but you Greek churchmos ...
Laughsome Range Windowlicker
  07/11/25
Yeah we get along great with prots imo
Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker
  07/11/25
...
wild histrionic multi-billionaire brunch
  07/11/25
Presbyterians have confession every Sunday and are encourage...
beady-eyed carnelian queen of the night
  07/11/25
Yeah who needs an intermediate? John 14:6 is also just a met...
Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker
  07/11/25
Incredible synergy with your moniker itt with all the snarky...
Flesh corner
  07/11/25
Thanks having a lot of fun
Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker
  07/11/25
...
seedy multi-colored faggotry address
  07/11/25
what about communion?
racy learning disabled cumskin nursing home
  07/11/25
Transubstantiation is a Catholic thing. Even the groups whic...
Flesh corner
  07/11/25
You left out the vast middle of spiritual presence.
seedy multi-colored faggotry address
  07/11/25
Protestants will offer communion to Catholics. It is nuts.
Chartreuse menage
  07/11/25
why is that nuts? its just a 'remembrance ceremony' in prote...
frum resort gaping
  07/11/25
Confessional lutherans believe in the real presence. I think...
excitant bawdyhouse pisswyrm
  07/11/25
protestants launching communion wafers into the crowd like a...
saffron bonkers international law enforcement agency
  07/11/25
It seems pretty easy to forgive yourself.
Chartreuse menage
  07/11/25
They're called "accountability groups," hth
carmine jew
  07/11/25
the whole thing is fucking based as fuck. you could slaughte...
bull headed becky
  07/11/25
you must have genuine contrition in your heart, you can't ju...
frum resort gaping
  07/11/25
ha yeah that faggot gets into heaven while the atheist who s...
bull headed becky
  07/11/25
none of the catholics i know do it either
Odious turdskin
  07/11/25
extremely fair counter point
frum resort gaping
  07/11/25


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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: frum resort gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092074)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker

They don't have priests. Everyone in the church is laity, so there is no real means of confession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092078)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: frum resort gaping

Seems a little too easy tbh. Having to confess is a good ritual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092084)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker

It's not a ritual. It's direct succession back to the Lord Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092092)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: frum resort gaping

I understand it is a sacrament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092098)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Startled exciting regret

?

jews confess once a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092117)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: frum resort gaping

Hopefully they start with confessing their sin of rejecting the New Covenant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092126)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092154)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Thriller theater

Did you confess that you’re a kike yet or still working on it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092133)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: frum resort gaping

You don’t have to confess that after you’ve been baptized into the RCC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092153)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Thriller theater

Enjoy hell, kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092155)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: stimulating mahogany den ratface

it's also a powerful means of social control that the priests had over the laity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092691)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: frum resort gaping

sacerdotalism has been a mixed blessing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092751)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Magenta lodge

their "confession" takes place during invitation to the altar/stage, where they "rededicate" themselves to God (prots making-do without proper sacraments)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092349)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded pale keepsake machete

true, but they also get points for not masterminding a decades-long global child rape coverup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092128)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: frum resort gaping

The rate of molestation in the Catholic Church, while scandalous, was at a rate less than that of Protestant religions, far less than in judiaism, and less than that in the general population. The RCC has been an easy target and has received 99% of the criticism and press attention for something that is more prevalent in other religions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092150)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded pale keepsake machete

sure, man. the group with all the latinos has the lowest rates of child molestation. in any case, what separates the catholic church from the others is the existence of centralized knowledge of and power to correct the abuses, which assets were instead used to a conduct a pederast shell game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092159)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: frum resort gaping

“Yes Protestants molest kids at a higher rate but the Catholic Church is centralized!”

If thats convincing to you good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092164)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded pale keepsake machete

i dispute that claim as well, fwiw. i would be interested in seeing it documented though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092170)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: frum resort gaping

It’s in a book I have at home I’ll look it up and post it tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092176)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded pale keepsake machete

ty.

regardless, i continue to maintain there’s a marked difference between child abusers existing in various proportions (of whatever rank) among religions and those abusers essentially being abetted in their crimes throughout a given organization’s hierarchy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092189)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Charismatic friendly grandma french chef

it might be possible with some statistics wizardry if you only count cruddy evangelical denominations

it'd be absurd to say that lutherans or presbies are molesting more than catholics though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092217)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: transparent organic girlfriend

absurd!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092642)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: sinister locus philosopher-king

My theory is that with the direction society has been going and moving away from religious institutions many normal ish types that a century ago might have entered the priesthood would never entertain that now. Homosexuals were always present in the church structure, but the real men that kept them in check were no longer there (circa Vatican ii but really before that) and so the fags ran amok. At that point it with gays in charge and free access to young boys they did what they do. That said, it's a 2000 year old institution so of course shit gets off the rails from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49093088)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: saffron bonkers international law enforcement agency

....so the fags ran amok. who just joined?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49093735)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Thriller theater

Extremely jewish thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092132)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Charismatic friendly grandma french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092205)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: lavender pungent home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092148)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse pisswyrm

Protestants confess their sins to God, and generally there is an option to confess to a pastor as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092339)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker

For sure man and the grape juice is the blood of christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092496)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: seedy multi-colored faggotry address

Baptists are not traditional Protestants and Protestants almost exclusively use wine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092598)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: seedy multi-colored faggotry address

And Roman Catholics won’t even say confession and reconciliation is necessary for salvation (they say that for baptism and communion — the two sacraments recognized by most Protestants).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092596)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: frum resort gaping

Catholic teaching is the opposite - Reconciliation/confession/penance is absolutely necessary for the forgiveness of mortal sins, which is necessary for eternal life.

Just look up "Penance and Reconciliation" in the index Catholic Catechism and see the many references to where this is established. There are too many references to count.

https://usccb.cld.bz/Catechism-of-the-Catholic-Church/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092721)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: seedy multi-colored faggotry address

You are misreading the CCC. 1452

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49095060)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: cordovan swashbuckling marketing idea antidepressant drug

Total Depravity tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092346)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Laughsome Range Windowlicker

I’ve no need of the kiddie diddling regional sales director for Pederasts International Inc. to intermediate between me and god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092511)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker

Yeah the father didn't even need to send his son. That was just a symbolic gesture too really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092524)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Laughsome Range Windowlicker

Papal bootlicker. The Catholic Church that I can see from the far edge of my property and that sits across the street from my Presbyterian church actively participated in the transfer and concealment of child molesters as late as the 2010s. Why would I ever bring my family to such a place, much less support it financially?

But hey, if your family’s spiritual needs are best met by a group of sexually deviant men who forsake, and so cannot understand, family, then you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092531)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker

I'm orthodox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092533)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Laughsome Range Windowlicker

I know nothing about your doctrine, but you Greek churchmos throw a great street fair. Amazing feta stuffed olives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092544)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker

Yeah we get along great with prots imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092548)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: wild histrionic multi-billionaire brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092597)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed carnelian queen of the night

Presbyterians have confession every Sunday and are encouraged to confess in prayer consistently. We just don’t need intermediaries like Catholics.

Baptists and charismatic denominations don’t emphasize confession but I imagine they do as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092568)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker

Yeah who needs an intermediate? John 14:6 is also just a metaphor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092570)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Flesh corner

Incredible synergy with your moniker itt with all the snarky comebacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092579)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Hilarious avocado orchestra pit candlestick maker

Thanks having a lot of fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092584)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: seedy multi-colored faggotry address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092638)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: racy learning disabled cumskin nursing home

what about communion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092585)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Flesh corner

Transubstantiation is a Catholic thing. Even the groups which take the Bible literally (eg Church of Christ) do not take that whole passage to mean they will eat the literal flesh of Christ. For them communion is symbolic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092592)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: seedy multi-colored faggotry address

You left out the vast middle of spiritual presence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092639)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse menage

Protestants will offer communion to Catholics. It is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092685)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: frum resort gaping

why is that nuts? its just a 'remembrance ceremony' in protestantism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092754)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: excitant bawdyhouse pisswyrm

Confessional lutherans believe in the real presence. I think Anglicans and Methodists do as well.

Confessional lutherans also have the doctrine of practicing closed communion. In practice I am not sure about how well this is achieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49093052)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: saffron bonkers international law enforcement agency

protestants launching communion wafers into the crowd like a t shirt cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49093740)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Chartreuse menage

It seems pretty easy to forgive yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092682)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: carmine jew

They're called "accountability groups," hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49092572)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: bull headed becky

the whole thing is fucking based as fuck. you could slaughter 8 billion people and end up in heaven as long as you're sorry? lol ok, this god is a fucking maniac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49094110)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: frum resort gaping

you must have genuine contrition in your heart, you can't just go through the motions of confession and claim a clean slate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49094222)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: bull headed becky

ha yeah that faggot gets into heaven while the atheist who saves 8 billion goes to hell? cool cult man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49094883)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Odious turdskin

none of the catholics i know do it either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49094206)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: frum resort gaping

extremely fair counter point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49094218)