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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Topaz Queen Of The Night Pisswyrm
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
bateful forum travel guidebook
  08/28/25
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Topaz Queen Of The Night Pisswyrm
  08/28/25
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Cream heaven
  08/28/25
that's it?
beady-eyed costumed gas station hunting ground
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Topaz Queen Of The Night Pisswyrm
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
at-the-ready mentally impaired sound barrier business firm
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
beady-eyed costumed gas station hunting ground
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Galvanic knife
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Galvanic knife
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Galvanic knife
  09/12/25
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Galvanic knife
  10/28/25
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Galvanic knife
  11/27/25
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Galvanic knife
  12/11/25
Haha wow
sinister jew
  08/28/25
Happy?
amber tattoo
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
sinister jew
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Cream heaven
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Cream heaven
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Passionate pozpig
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
marvelous ticket booth water buffalo
  08/28/25
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stimulating lay
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Translucent mediation
  08/29/25
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Offensive library doctorate
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Light Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
vibrant pale cumskin
  08/29/25
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stimulating lay
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
boyish chapel athletic conference
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
vibrant pale cumskin
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Galvanic knife
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
shaky brilliant generalized bond menage
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
sinister jew
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Light Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Exciting Chrome Place Of Business Corner
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
arousing home
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
sinister jew
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Cream heaven
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
vibrant pale cumskin
  09/01/25
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Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
vibrant pale cumskin
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  09/01/25
Lolololol
amber tattoo
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
sinister jew
  09/01/25
?
Galvanic knife
  09/12/25
?
Galvanic knife
  11/27/25
?
Galvanic knife
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
bossy school cafeteria
  09/01/25
Fuck you
sinister jew
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Galvanic knife
  09/12/25
Yes
Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Galvanic knife
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Galvanic knife
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Topaz Queen Of The Night Pisswyrm
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Topaz Queen Of The Night Pisswyrm



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bateful forum travel guidebook

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Topaz Queen Of The Night Pisswyrm



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Cream heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed costumed gas station hunting ground

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Topaz Queen Of The Night Pisswyrm

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: at-the-ready mentally impaired sound barrier business firm

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed costumed gas station hunting ground

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Galvanic knife

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Galvanic knife

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Galvanic knife

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Galvanic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Galvanic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Galvanic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: sinister jew

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: amber tattoo

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: sinister jew

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Cream heaven

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Cream heaven

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Passionate pozpig

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: marvelous ticket booth water buffalo

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: stimulating lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Translucent mediation

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Offensive library doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Light Meetinghouse Quadroon

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: vibrant pale cumskin

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: stimulating lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: boyish chapel athletic conference

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: vibrant pale cumskin

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Galvanic knife

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: shaky brilliant generalized bond menage

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: sinister jew

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Light Meetinghouse Quadroon

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Exciting Chrome Place Of Business Corner

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: arousing home

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: sinister jew

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Cream heaven

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: vibrant pale cumskin

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vibrant pale cumskin

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: amber tattoo

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sinister jew

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Galvanic knife

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Galvanic knife

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Galvanic knife

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: bossy school cafeteria

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: sinister jew

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Galvanic knife

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Deer Antler

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Galvanic knife

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Galvanic knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Topaz Queen Of The Night Pisswyrm

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49259839)