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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
| Spectacular olive idiot | 01/10/22 |
| Ungodly Potus | 01/10/22 |
| Amber Hall Indirect Expression | 01/10/22 |
| Appetizing canary corner puppy | 01/10/22 |
| sapphire useless brakes | 01/10/22 |
| razzle-dazzle slimy philosopher-king | 01/10/22 |
| chestnut native | 01/10/22 |
| orange flickering piazza clown | 01/10/22 |
| territorial toaster trust fund | 01/10/22 |
| ebony supple theatre athletic conference | 01/11/22 |
| Peach plaza | 01/11/22 |
| Offensive cracking knife abode | 03/07/23 |
| jade liquid oxygen round eye | 01/11/22 |
| Thriller crawly sanctuary | 01/10/22 |
| territorial toaster trust fund | 01/10/22 |
| dun metal preventive strike | 01/11/22 |
| floppy shrine queen of the night | 01/10/22 |
| slap-happy confused organic girlfriend church | 01/10/22 |
| Spectacular olive idiot | 01/11/22 |
| Amber Hall Indirect Expression | 01/11/22 |
| Spectacular olive idiot | 01/11/22 |
| Amber Hall Indirect Expression | 01/11/22 |
| territorial toaster trust fund | 01/11/22 |
| dun metal preventive strike | 01/11/22 |
| Offensive cracking knife abode | 03/07/23 |
| insanely creepy 180 lodge | 03/07/23 |
| Impressive tanning salon | 01/28/24 |
| Kenneth Play | 10/16/25 |
| Impressive tanning salon | 01/11/22 |
| Vibrant Internet-worthy Office Faggotry | 01/11/22 |
| ebony supple theatre athletic conference | 01/11/22 |
| dun metal preventive strike | 01/11/22 |
| orange flickering piazza clown | 01/11/22 |
| Topaz therapy orchestra pit | 01/11/22 |
| Unholy gaping | 01/11/22 |
| mauve fantasy-prone stag film roast beef | 01/11/22 |
| Slippery salmon school cafeteria | 01/11/22 |
| seedy multi-billionaire | 08/21/23 |
| maize area background story | 08/21/23 |
| umber dilemma | 01/28/24 |
| Alabama Bangs | 10/16/25 |
| Clear idea he suggested | 01/11/22 |
| orange flickering piazza clown | 01/11/22 |
| jade liquid oxygen round eye | 01/11/22 |
| Razzle indian lodge antidepressant drug | 01/11/22 |
| dun metal preventive strike | 01/26/22 |
| Impressive tanning salon | 01/06/23 |
| Spectacular olive idiot | 03/07/23 |
| insanely creepy 180 lodge | 03/07/23 |
| Boyish dull ratface | 03/07/23 |
| Boyish dull ratface | 08/16/23 |
| Offensive cracking knife abode | 08/16/23 |
| Unholy gaping | 08/21/23 |
| Impressive tanning salon | 01/28/24 |
| Insane exciting voyeur dysfunction | 05/15/24 |
| Boyish dull ratface | 09/05/24 |
| jade liquid oxygen round eye | 09/05/24 |
| Insane exciting voyeur dysfunction | 02/27/25 |
| Impressive tanning salon | 06/13/25 |
| Insane exciting voyeur dysfunction | 09/07/25 |
| female penis | 10/16/25 |
| ruinous phenotype | 10/16/25 |
| Gaynigger from Outer Space | 10/16/25 |
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| average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 10/16/25 |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: Spectacular olive idiot pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43762911) |
Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM Author: Ungodly Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43762952) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: Amber Hall Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43762961) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM Author: Appetizing canary corner puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43762999) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: sapphire useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43763036) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle slimy philosopher-king CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM Author: chestnut native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43763048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: orange flickering piazza clown “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: territorial toaster trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: ebony supple theatre athletic conference "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: Peach plaza "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: Offensive cracking knife abode it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: jade liquid oxygen round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43767804) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM Author: Thriller crawly sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43763147) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: territorial toaster trust fund On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43763164) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: dun metal preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764294) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM Author: floppy shrine queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43763207) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: slap-happy confused organic girlfriend church Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: Spectacular olive idiot This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: Amber Hall Indirect Expression He's all about Makin' It Rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764129) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Spectacular olive idiot it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764141) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: Amber Hall Indirect Expression Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764304) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM Author: territorial toaster trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764832) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM Author: dun metal preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43766439) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Offensive cracking knife abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46020132) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM Author: insanely creepy 180 lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46020138) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: Impressive tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47340539) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: Kenneth Play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49354865) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM Author: Impressive tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764136) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Vibrant Internet-worthy Office Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764146) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: ebony supple theatre athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764147) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: dun metal preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764292) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: orange flickering piazza clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764310) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM Author: Topaz therapy orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764318) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM Author: Unholy gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43764950) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM Author: mauve fantasy-prone stag film roast beef why would a litigator go to a transactional cle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43766894) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: Slippery salmon school cafeteria Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"
"I am, Woo."
"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.
"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM Author: seedy multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46697752) |
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM Author: maize area background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46697780) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: umber dilemma lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47340548) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM Author: Alabama Bangs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49354905) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM Author: Clear idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43767034) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: orange flickering piazza clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43767498) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM Author: jade liquid oxygen round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43767815) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM Author: Razzle indian lodge antidepressant drug *dreams of a midlevel litigation associate* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43767925) |
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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM Author: dun metal preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43853655) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Impressive tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45749292) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM Author: Spectacular olive idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46020116) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: insanely creepy 180 lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46020135) |
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM Author: Unholy gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46697754) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM Author: Impressive tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47340535) |
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