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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
blue autistic place of business
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
fluffy parlor rigpig
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
blue autistic place of business
  07/14/25
100%
pearl center
  07/15/25
FAG
useless theater stage
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Jet-lagged Diverse Karate Newt
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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pearl center
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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Lol
Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead
  07/15/25
jfc 180
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pearl center
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Zippy space
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
contagious useless brakes
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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fluffy parlor rigpig
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Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
blue autistic place of business
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/14/25
wut
Talking Hyperactive University
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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Hateful Offensive Preventive Strike Forum
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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Racy Stubborn Plaza
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Hateful Offensive Preventive Strike Forum
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Awkward dragon national
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Coiffed kitchen
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
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pearl center
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
pearl center
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
soul-stirring gay wizard
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: blue autistic place of business

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: fluffy parlor rigpig

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: blue autistic place of business

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: pearl center

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: useless theater stage

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Diverse Karate Newt

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Sick Messiness Base

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: contagious useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: pearl center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Mauve Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Hateful Offensive Preventive Strike Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Bonkers Marketing Idea Hunting Ground

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: useless theater stage

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: pearl center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Zippy space

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: contagious useless brakes

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: blue autistic place of business

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: fluffy parlor rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: blue autistic place of business

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Talking Hyperactive University

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: nubile house-broken state haunted graveyard

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Hateful Offensive Preventive Strike Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Indecent Trump Supporter Casino



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Impertinent office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Pearly Public Bath



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Federal puce nowag



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Chocolate Abusive House

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Impertinent office cuck

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Diverse Karate Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Indigo Out-of-control Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Mauve Point



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: light library



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: dashing maize nibblets theatre



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Thirsty genital piercing



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Indigo Out-of-control Lay



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: pearl center

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: pearl center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Hateful Offensive Preventive Strike Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling yapping striped hyena gas station

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Racy Stubborn Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Territorial set coffee pot

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Hateful Offensive Preventive Strike Forum

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Awkward dragon national

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Coiffed kitchen

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Kink-friendly mad-dog skullcap

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Cerise meetinghouse

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Vengeful Marvelous Reading Party

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: nofapping splenetic principal's office

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bonkers Marketing Idea Hunting Ground

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: jade address masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: useless theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Hilarious Sapphire Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: pearl center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: pearl center

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring gay wizard

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49104451)