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filthy vermilion locale
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
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flushed coldplay fan
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khaki sexy theater stage
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demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
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talented lemon station brethren
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spectacular territorial stead
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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
khaki sexy theater stage
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
filthy vermilion locale
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
filthy vermilion locale
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Silver excitant boistinker indian lodge
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lavender free-loading university
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
talented lemon station brethren
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lavender free-loading university
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Racy Brass Temple Hunting Ground
  10/08/16
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Silver excitant boistinker indian lodge
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blathering school
  10/09/14
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180 haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
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lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
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Irradiated deranged parlour
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Hyperventilating Boltzmann
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Laughsome cobalt therapy main people
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burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
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Cocky Brunch Ape
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Marvelous underhanded mediation death wish
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
chocolate roommate
  10/06/25
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Arrogant Crimson Abode Weed Whacker
  05/15/22
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lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Big-titted bateful knife
  10/11/14
?
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Big-titted bateful knife
  10/11/14
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dashing nursing home pervert
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
henna hairless garrison
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Histrionic pearly property
  12/25/15
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Slippery Red Depressive Corn Cake
  02/05/17
lol
Federal Fragrant Locus Rigpig
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
light theatre trust fund
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
khaki sexy theater stage
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lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
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yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
bearded goal in life
  10/09/14
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Offensive church building
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Silver excitant boistinker indian lodge
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
cerebral step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
naked genital piercing crackhouse
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Spruce anal rigor immigrant
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/09/14
...
turquoise selfie ticket booth
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Razzle hospital puppy
  10/09/14
Shrewd
disrespectful provocative fat ankles
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Spruce anal rigor immigrant
  10/09/14
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Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/09/14
180
appetizing hot stag film
  10/09/14
180
Adventurous soggy kitty
  10/09/14
180^180
blathering school
  10/09/14
...
180 haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
blathering school
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
blathering school
  10/09/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
khaki sexy theater stage
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Razzle hospital puppy
  10/09/14
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blathering school
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
flushed coldplay fan
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/09/14
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Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Internet-worthy flesh milk
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Aromatic mischievous chad
  10/09/14
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drunken parlor
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shaky boiling water hairy legs
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Bossy Site Trump Supporter
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/08/16
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Concupiscible Thirsty Quadroon Whorehouse
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
?
Exciting Maize Library
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
wine preventive strike
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Flatulent Sienna Associate
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
hairraiser institution
  10/11/14
180
Magenta titillating public bath ratface
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
deep field
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
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blathering school
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yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Offensive church building
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Offensive church building
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
deep field
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Razzle hospital puppy
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
...
Heady onyx deer antler
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
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...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
  10/09/14
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misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
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lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
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demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
boyish pontificating senate foreskin
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/09/14
lol
flushed coldplay fan
  10/09/14
180
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
lmao
Irradiated deranged parlour
  10/09/14
tyft
blathering school
  10/09/14
Lol
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
...
drab casino mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
This is good.
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/09/14
180 billion
deep field
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Navy Bearded Theater
  10/09/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/09/14
180 this is great
cracking jet piazza
  10/10/14
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180 haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Vigorous menage
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
ungodly nibblets
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
blue faggotry resort
  10/09/14
...
Apoplectic arousing shitlib
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Supple snowy pit pocket flask
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
blathering school
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
coiffed topaz forum legend
  10/09/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
...
Supple snowy pit pocket flask
  10/09/14
...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Sick fantasy-prone azn meetinghouse
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Maniacal Dilemma Doctorate
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/09/14
titcr
Supple snowy pit pocket flask
  10/09/14
...
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
blathering school
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
flushed coldplay fan
  10/09/14
...
180 haunted graveyard famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
mewling razzmatazz tanning salon
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Flatulent Sienna Associate
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
contagious multi-billionaire
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
flushed coldplay fan
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
bearded goal in life
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
blathering school
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Sick fantasy-prone azn meetinghouse
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
blathering school
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Sick fantasy-prone azn meetinghouse
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Plum House Juggernaut
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Indecent philosopher-king
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
charismatic amber newt
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
coiffed topaz forum legend
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
  10/09/14
...
Razzle hospital puppy
  10/10/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
...
Supple snowy pit pocket flask
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/09/14
...
Ivory sickened state
  10/09/14
...
Trip crusty blood rage spot
  10/12/14
1800000000
orange jap
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Ivory sickened state
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
flushed coldplay fan
  10/09/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
Loling hard
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Heady onyx deer antler
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Dead double fault
  10/09/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Indecent philosopher-king
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
fuckk me
filthy vermilion locale
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
  10/09/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Supple snowy pit pocket flask
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Electric space
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
wine preventive strike
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Heady onyx deer antler
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
flushed coldplay fan
  10/09/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Navy Bearded Theater
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/09/14
...
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/10/14
...
deep field
  10/09/14
i could see it
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Duck-like sneaky criminal sex offender
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
blathering school
  10/09/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
dull roast beef hall
  06/27/16
...
garnet submissive antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Galvanic pale national security agency karate
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
diverse confused old irish cottage
  10/10/14
WTF?
Irradiated deranged parlour
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Irradiated deranged parlour
  10/10/14
...
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/10/14
120
orange jap
  10/10/14
post the pic again
wine preventive strike
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/10/14
...
demanding mind-boggling factory reset button
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
bearded goal in life
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
bearded goal in life
  10/10/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
erotic market filthpig
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Flatulent Sienna Associate
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Spruce anal rigor immigrant
  10/10/14
...
scarlet low-t alpha
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly gaming laptop sanctuary
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/10/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/10/14
...
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Pea-brained out-of-control telephone
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/10/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/10/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Green Hell Love Of Her Life
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
bearded goal in life
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Bossy Site Trump Supporter
  10/10/14
180
adulterous home
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
glittery new version
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Bossy Site Trump Supporter
  10/10/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
blathering school
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
canary bisexual school cafeteria
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
flushed coldplay fan
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
blathering school
  10/10/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
blathering school
  10/10/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly gaming laptop sanctuary
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
big pink native regret
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Vibrant Trailer Park Electric Furnace
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/11/14
omg
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Stirring dark gas station partner
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
rose curious national
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
garnet submissive antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/11/14
...
rose curious national
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Passionate turdskin
  10/11/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Marvelous underhanded mediation death wish
  10/18/14
...
odious disgusting voyeur french chef
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Motley affirmative action
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
jet-lagged corner
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
disturbing kitchen
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
rose curious national
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
disturbing kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
bearded goal in life
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
Internet-worthy flesh milk
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
scarlet low-t alpha
  10/11/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
lmfao
cerebral step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
amazing
bat-shit-crazy stock car
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/11/14
180
flushed coldplay fan
  10/11/14
...
Razzle hospital puppy
  10/11/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Fluffy alcoholic pistol plaza
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Motley affirmative action
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
rose curious national
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
Seriously.
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
jet-lagged corner
  10/11/14
...
Passionate turdskin
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
balding chapel gaping
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
appetizing hot stag film
  03/28/16
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
blathering school
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
soul-stirring yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
infuriating fighting church sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
blathering school
  10/11/14
plz poast
Walnut Stimulating Address Useless Brakes
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
infuriating fighting church sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Heady onyx deer antler
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
naked genital piercing crackhouse
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/11/14
For the love of god
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
bearded goal in life
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
charcoal lodge
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Rebellious dingle berry
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Heady onyx deer antler
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
scarlet low-t alpha
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
lol 180
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
naked genital piercing crackhouse
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
wild codepig bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
brilliant sinister orchestra pit
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
godawful unholy den laser beams
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
godawful unholy den laser beams
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
khaki sexy theater stage
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
crystalline shrine giraffe
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
(evan39)
orange jap
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
crystalline shrine giraffe
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
vivacious massive box office mental disorder
  10/11/14
keeping it real
brilliant sinister orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
Heady onyx deer antler
  10/11/14
cr
Rambunctious tantric location twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Amen.
Wonderful People Who Are Hurt
  10/11/14
lol cr
drunken parlor
  10/11/14
...
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/11/14
...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/11/14
...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Ivory sickened state
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Ivory sickened state
  10/11/14
180
Zombie-like circlehead
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
pungent tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Ivory sickened state
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
blathering school
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
naked genital piercing crackhouse
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Ivory sickened state
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
orange jap
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/11/14
lol
beady-eyed becky cruise ship
  10/11/14
underrated
Sick fantasy-prone azn meetinghouse
  10/11/14
...
Tripping brindle area
  10/12/14
...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
mewling razzmatazz tanning salon
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant abusive set dysfunction
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
mewling razzmatazz tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
mewling razzmatazz tanning salon
  10/11/14
...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
lol
Effete lascivious business firm travel guidebook
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
garnet submissive antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
multi-colored autistic range candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Ladyboy
  10/11/14
180
charcoal lodge
  10/11/14
180
khaki sexy theater stage
  10/11/14
180
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
...
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
buck-toothed principal's office
  10/11/14
...
Chrome mood
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Histrionic pearly property
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
naked genital piercing crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
180
charcoal lodge
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
naked genital piercing crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
naked genital piercing crackhouse
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Plum House Juggernaut
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
copper stubborn stage
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
bearded goal in life
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
blathering school
  10/11/14
...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
blathering school
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
blathering school
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
Go on...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
...
Plum House Juggernaut
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
bearded goal in life
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Faggot Firefighter
  10/11/14
...
bearded goal in life
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
copper stubborn stage
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Faggot Firefighter
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/11/14
...
Passionate turdskin
  10/11/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Slate base
  10/12/14
...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
...
Tripping brindle area
  10/12/14
...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
blathering school
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Stirring dark gas station partner
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
blathering school
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
blathering school
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
copper stubborn stage
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
blathering school
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
khaki sexy theater stage
  10/11/14
...
Salmon office
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Twinkling learning disabled cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Salmon office
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
blathering school
  10/11/14
...
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
blathering school
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
drab casino mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Motley affirmative action
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Stirring dark gas station partner
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Plum House Juggernaut
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
Maniacal Dilemma Doctorate
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
up-to-no-good sound barrier friendly grandma
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
soul-stirring yarmulke
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
soul-stirring yarmulke
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Place Of Business Rehab
  10/11/14
...
wine preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/11/14
Oh my
bearded goal in life
  10/11/14
omg
opaque stage
  10/11/14
...
Haunting messiness dopamine
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
naked genital piercing crackhouse
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
bearded goal in life
  10/11/14
...
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
flushed coldplay fan
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
opaque stage
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Pearl lay
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
French heaven half-breed
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Bossy Site Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Place Of Business Rehab
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Rusted bonkers
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
big pink native regret
  10/11/14
...
mewling razzmatazz tanning salon
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
Trip crusty blood rage spot
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
glittery new version
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Hideous community account gunner
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
hairraiser institution
  10/11/14
wtf
Ocher skinny woman
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Cyan
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
big pink native regret
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Cyan
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
multi-colored autistic range candlestick maker
  10/11/14
...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Bossy Site Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
copper stubborn stage
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
adulterous home
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
copper stubborn stage
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
big pink native regret
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Pearl lay
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
copper stubborn stage
  10/11/14
...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Plum House Juggernaut
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Pearl lay
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
blathering school
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
multi-colored autistic range candlestick maker
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
...
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
hateful cuck
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
seedy stain
  11/21/15
...
Faggot Firefighter
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
gtfo
Heady onyx deer antler
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
fanboi
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Motley affirmative action
  10/11/14
?
coiffed topaz forum legend
  10/11/14
...
ultramarine psychic queen of the night
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Honey-headed
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
orange jap
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Honey-headed
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
opaque stage
  10/11/14
...
ultramarine psychic queen of the night
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Hyperactive
  10/11/14
lol
Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/12/14
180
Lilac bipolar athletic conference
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/11/14
120
light theatre trust fund
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
bearded goal in life
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/11/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Translucent Tank
  10/12/14
...
rose curious national
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Navy Bearded Theater
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Ivory sickened state
  10/12/14
...
soul-stirring yarmulke
  12/06/14
...
rose curious national
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
cerise mexican
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Olive
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
filthy vermilion locale
  10/12/14
Well!?
drab casino mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
...
rose curious national
  10/12/14
plz respond
Ivory sickened state
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Exciting Maize Library
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Passionate turdskin
  10/12/14
Well?
glittery new version
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Flickering ruby jewess
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
coiffed topaz forum legend
  10/12/14
180000000
charcoal lodge
  10/12/14
??
Irradiated deranged parlour
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Carmine coffee pot
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
flushed coldplay fan
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
K, ty.
flushed coldplay fan
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
flushed coldplay fan
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Heady onyx deer antler
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
coiffed topaz forum legend
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
...
bearded goal in life
  10/12/14
...
Rusted bonkers
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Faggot Firefighter
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
brilliant sinister orchestra pit
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Navy Bearded Theater
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
orange jap
  10/12/14
please continue
Tripping brindle area
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Ivory sickened state
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Faggot Firefighter
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
...
blathering school
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
blathering school
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Orchid Mother
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Orchid Mother
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
disturbing kitchen
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line
  10/12/14
ty
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Orchid Mother
  10/12/14
And scene.
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/12/14
nigger
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Orchid Mother
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
...
godawful unholy den laser beams
  10/12/14
...
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
...
big pink native regret
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
floppy coral marketing idea
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
sticky patrolman
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
Post 600!
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
sandwich
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Ocher skinny woman
  10/12/14
You don't?
disrespectful provocative fat ankles
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
filthy vermilion locale
  10/12/14
...
Faggot Firefighter
  10/12/14
wtf
blathering school
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
mewling razzmatazz tanning salon
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
blathering school
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
mewling razzmatazz tanning salon
  10/12/14
...
Translucent Tank
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Fluffy alcoholic pistol plaza
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
mewling razzmatazz tanning salon
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Pearl lay
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
mewling razzmatazz tanning salon
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Fluffy alcoholic pistol plaza
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Mildly autistic frum center
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Flatulent Sienna Associate
  10/12/14
...
Histrionic pearly property
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Indecent philosopher-king
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
blathering school
  10/12/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
hateful cuck
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Hideous community account gunner
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
naked genital piercing crackhouse
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
seedy stain
  11/21/15
...
Flirting wrinkle legal warrant
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
garnet submissive antidepressant drug
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker
  10/13/14
180, ty.
flushed coldplay fan
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
Bright volcanic crater
  10/12/14
180
vengeful black woman
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
carnelian crotch
  10/31/16
...
seedy stain
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
peach fortuitous meteor
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
Abnormal
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Chrome mood
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Pearl lay
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Flatulent Sienna Associate
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Marvelous underhanded mediation death wish
  10/18/14
...
seedy stain
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
glittery new version
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Heady onyx deer antler
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Trip crusty blood rage spot
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
multi-colored autistic range candlestick maker
  10/13/14
?
Trip crusty blood rage spot
  10/13/14
...
misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian
  10/27/14
...
rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Bossy Site Trump Supporter
  12/06/14
...
blathering school
  04/07/15
...
Chrome mood
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
high-end violent halford reading party
  04/22/15
...
Irradiated deranged parlour
  05/17/15
...
Slap-happy
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Hyperventilating Boltzmann
  08/18/15
update?
Misunderstood Potus
  10/06/15
...
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line
  10/11/15
...
opaque stage
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Aqua ceo
  10/12/15
bump
coiffed topaz forum legend
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
fuchsia feces
  11/25/15
...
blathering school
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
blathering school
  12/27/15
...
Slap-happy
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
iridescent goyim
  03/10/16
...
Apoplectic arousing shitlib
  03/28/16
...
chocolate roommate
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Unhinged very tactful
  06/27/16
...
Trip crusty blood rage spot
  08/21/16
...
awkward bronze toilet seat
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
blathering school
  08/22/16
...
geriatric
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Shimmering at-the-ready mad cow disease
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Emerald Prole
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Shimmering at-the-ready mad cow disease
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
geriatric
  09/13/16
...
lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
geriatric
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Primrose
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
geriatric
  09/13/16
...
crawly
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
awkward bronze toilet seat
  09/13/16
...
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Racy Brass Temple Hunting Ground
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Flatulent Sienna Associate
  10/31/16
:-)
nowag
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
blathering school
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
nowag
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
alcoholic
  10/31/16
...
seedy stain
  10/09/18
...
Histrionic pearly property
  11/21/16
...
blathering school
  01/10/17
...
Sable Twisted
  02/04/17
...
Histrionic pearly property
  02/04/17
...
nowag
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
claret startling water buffalo
  02/04/17
...
nowag
  02/04/17
...
nowag
  02/04/17
...
alcoholic
  02/05/17
...
nowag
  02/08/17
...
mustard pozpig
  06/28/17
...
Grizzly
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
know-it-all insane generalized bond
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
bull headed pisswyrm
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
claret startling water buffalo
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Stirring dark gas station partner
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
lime son of senegal
  12/18/17
...
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
sooty internal respiration
  01/06/18
...
crawly
  02/06/18
...
bat-shit-crazy stock car
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
alcoholic
  10/06/18
4 year bump
know-it-all insane generalized bond
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
bat shit crazy headpube
  10/09/18
...
Adventurous soggy kitty
  10/17/18
...
frisky gaped hominid
  05/19/19
...
odious disgusting voyeur french chef
  05/19/19
...
Pearl lay
  10/14/19
...
blathering school
  05/05/20
...
Narrow-minded cruel-hearted organic girlfriend
  06/28/20
...
  06/29/20
...
Pearl lay
  07/10/20
...
shaky boiling water hairy legs
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
liquid oxygen
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Costumed idiot
  10/10/20
TITCR
Nighttime black private investor background story
  02/17/21
...
bat shit crazy headpube
  10/08/21
...
dog poop
  02/17/21
...
Pearl lay
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
contagious multi-billionaire
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
glassy
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
glassy
  10/11/21
...
bat shit crazy headpube
  10/07/22
...
aggressive
  12/02/21
...
elite incel
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Metal
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Shimmering at-the-ready mad cow disease
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
sadistic idea he suggested
  10/10/22
...
aggressive
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
aggressive
  11/23/22
...
Maniacal Dilemma Doctorate
  05/06/23
...
cream indirect expression
  05/06/23
Time flies
outnumbered dragon
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Aqua ceo
  05/06/23
...
elite incel
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Metal
  10/09/23
...
chocolate roommate
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
really tough guy
  10/09/23
...
alcoholic
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Amethyst
  10/20/23
...
alcoholic
  10/20/23
...
nowag
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
cumskin
  10/20/23
...
aggressive
  10/20/23
...
bat shit crazy headpube
  10/20/23
...
hissy fit macaca
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
fiercely-loyal cuckold
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
filthy vermilion locale
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Maniacal Dilemma Doctorate
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Flirting wrinkle legal warrant
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: khaki sexy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Maroon Thriller Round Eye Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: talented lemon station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: spectacular territorial stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: khaki sexy theater stage

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Silver excitant boistinker indian lodge

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: lavender free-loading university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: talented lemon station brethren

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: lavender free-loading university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Racy Brass Temple Hunting Ground

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Silver excitant boistinker indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Irradiated deranged parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Laughsome cobalt therapy main people



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Cocky Brunch Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Marvelous underhanded mediation death wish

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: chocolate roommate

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Arrogant Crimson Abode Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Big-titted bateful knife

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Big-titted bateful knife

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: dashing nursing home pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: henna hairless garrison

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Histrionic pearly property

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Slippery Red Depressive Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Federal Fragrant Locus Rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: light theatre trust fund

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: khaki sexy theater stage

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: bearded goal in life

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Offensive church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Silver excitant boistinker indian lodge

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: cerebral step-uncle's house

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: naked genital piercing crackhouse

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Spruce anal rigor immigrant

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: turquoise selfie ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Razzle hospital puppy

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: disrespectful provocative fat ankles

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Spruce anal rigor immigrant

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: appetizing hot stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Adventurous soggy kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: blathering school

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: blathering school

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: blathering school

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: khaki sexy theater stage

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle hospital puppy

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy flesh milk

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Aromatic mischievous chad

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: drunken parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: shaky boiling water hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Bossy Site Trump Supporter

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible Thirsty Quadroon Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Exciting Maize Library

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: wine preventive strike

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Flatulent Sienna Associate

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: hairraiser institution

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Magenta titillating public bath ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: deep field

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Offensive church building

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Offensive church building

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: deep field

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Razzle hospital puppy

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Heady onyx deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: boyish pontificating senate foreskin

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Irradiated deranged parlour

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: blathering school

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: drab casino mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: deep field

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Navy Bearded Theater

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: cracking jet piazza

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Vigorous menage

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: ungodly nibblets

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: blue faggotry resort

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic arousing shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Supple snowy pit pocket flask

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: blathering school

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: coiffed topaz forum legend

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Supple snowy pit pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Sick fantasy-prone azn meetinghouse

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Maniacal Dilemma Doctorate

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Supple snowy pit pocket flask

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: blathering school

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz tanning salon

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Flatulent Sienna Associate

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: bearded goal in life

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: blathering school

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Sick fantasy-prone azn meetinghouse

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: blathering school

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Sick fantasy-prone azn meetinghouse

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Plum House Juggernaut

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Indecent philosopher-king

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: charismatic amber newt

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: coiffed topaz forum legend

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Razzle hospital puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Supple snowy pit pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Ivory sickened state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Trip crusty blood rage spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: orange jap

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Ivory sickened state

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Heady onyx deer antler

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Dead double fault

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Indecent philosopher-king

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Supple snowy pit pocket flask

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Electric space

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: wine preventive strike

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Heady onyx deer antler

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Navy Bearded Theater

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: deep field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Duck-like sneaky criminal sex offender

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: blathering school

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: dull roast beef hall

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: garnet submissive antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Galvanic pale national security agency karate

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: diverse confused old irish cottage

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Irradiated deranged parlour

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Irradiated deranged parlour

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: orange jap

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: wine preventive strike

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: demanding mind-boggling factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: bearded goal in life

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: bearded goal in life

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: erotic market filthpig

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Flatulent Sienna Associate

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Spruce anal rigor immigrant

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: scarlet low-t alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly gaming laptop sanctuary

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained out-of-control telephone

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Green Hell Love Of Her Life

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: bearded goal in life

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Bossy Site Trump Supporter

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: adulterous home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: glittery new version

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Bossy Site Trump Supporter

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: blathering school

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: canary bisexual school cafeteria

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: blathering school

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: blathering school

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly gaming laptop sanctuary

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: big pink native regret

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Vibrant Trailer Park Electric Furnace

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Stirring dark gas station partner

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: rose curious national

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: garnet submissive antidepressant drug

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: rose curious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Passionate turdskin

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Marvelous underhanded mediation death wish

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: odious disgusting voyeur french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Motley affirmative action

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: jet-lagged corner

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: disturbing kitchen

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: rose curious national

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: disturbing kitchen

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: bearded goal in life

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Internet-worthy flesh milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: scarlet low-t alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: cerebral step-uncle's house

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle hospital puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Fluffy alcoholic pistol plaza

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Motley affirmative action

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: rose curious national

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: jet-lagged corner

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Passionate turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: balding chapel gaping

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: appetizing hot stag film

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring yarmulke

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: infuriating fighting church sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Walnut Stimulating Address Useless Brakes

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: infuriating fighting church sweet tailpipe

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Heady onyx deer antler

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: naked genital piercing crackhouse

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: bearded goal in life

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: charcoal lodge

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Rebellious dingle berry

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Heady onyx deer antler

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: scarlet low-t alpha

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: naked genital piercing crackhouse

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: wild codepig bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: brilliant sinister orchestra pit

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: godawful unholy den laser beams

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: godawful unholy den laser beams

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: khaki sexy theater stage

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: crystalline shrine giraffe

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: orange jap

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: crystalline shrine giraffe

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: vivacious massive box office mental disorder

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: brilliant sinister orchestra pit

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Heady onyx deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Rambunctious tantric location twinkling uncleanness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Wonderful People Who Are Hurt

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: drunken parlor

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Ivory sickened state

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Ivory sickened state

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: pungent tattoo

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Ivory sickened state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: blathering school

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: naked genital piercing crackhouse

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Ivory sickened state

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: orange jap

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed becky cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Sick fantasy-prone azn meetinghouse

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Tripping brindle area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz tanning salon

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: exhilarant abusive set dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz tanning salon

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz tanning salon

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Effete lascivious business firm travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: garnet submissive antidepressant drug

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: multi-colored autistic range candlestick maker

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  Embarrassed To The Bone Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: charcoal lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: khaki sexy theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author:  buck-toothed principal's office

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Chrome mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Histrionic pearly property

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: naked genital piercing crackhouse

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: charcoal lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: naked genital piercing crackhouse

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: naked genital piercing crackhouse

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Plum House Juggernaut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: copper stubborn stage

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: bearded goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: blathering school

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: blathering school

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Plum House Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: bearded goal in life

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  Faggot Firefighter

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: bearded goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: copper stubborn stage

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  Faggot Firefighter

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Passionate turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Slate base

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Tripping brindle area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: blathering school

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Stirring dark gas station partner

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: blathering school

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: blathering school

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: copper stubborn stage

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: blathering school

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: khaki sexy theater stage

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Salmon office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Twinkling learning disabled cuckoldry

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Salmon office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: blathering school

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: blathering school

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: drab casino mad-dog skullcap

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Motley affirmative action

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Stirring dark gas station partner

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Plum House Juggernaut

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Maniacal Dilemma Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good sound barrier friendly grandma

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring yarmulke

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring yarmulke

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  Place Of Business Rehab

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: wine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: bearded goal in life

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: opaque stage

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Haunting messiness dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: naked genital piercing crackhouse

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: bearded goal in life

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: opaque stage

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Pearl lay

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: French heaven half-breed

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Bossy Site Trump Supporter

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  Place Of Business Rehab

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Rusted bonkers

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: big pink native regret

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Trip crusty blood rage spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: glittery new version

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Hideous community account gunner

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: hairraiser institution

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Ocher skinny woman

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Cyan

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: big pink native regret

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Cyan

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: multi-colored autistic range candlestick maker

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Bossy Site Trump Supporter

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: copper stubborn stage

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: adulterous home

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: copper stubborn stage

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: big pink native regret

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Pearl lay

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: copper stubborn stage

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Plum House Juggernaut

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Pearl lay

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: multi-colored autistic range candlestick maker

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  hateful cuck

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: seedy stain

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Heady onyx deer antler

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  fanboi

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Motley affirmative action

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: coiffed topaz forum legend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: ultramarine psychic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: orange jap

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: opaque stage

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: ultramarine psychic queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Splenetic Nubile Striped Hyena

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Lilac bipolar athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: light theatre trust fund

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: bearded goal in life

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Translucent Tank

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: rose curious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Navy Bearded Theater

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Ivory sickened state

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: rose curious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: cerise mexican

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Olive

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: drab casino mad-dog skullcap

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: rose curious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Ivory sickened state

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Exciting Maize Library

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Passionate turdskin

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: glittery new version

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Flickering ruby jewess

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: coiffed topaz forum legend

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: charcoal lodge

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Irradiated deranged parlour

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Carmine coffee pot

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Heady onyx deer antler

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: coiffed topaz forum legend

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: bearded goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Rusted bonkers



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  Faggot Firefighter

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: brilliant sinister orchestra pit

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Navy Bearded Theater

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: orange jap

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Tripping brindle area

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Ivory sickened state

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  Faggot Firefighter

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: blathering school

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Orchid Mother

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Orchid Mother

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: disturbing kitchen

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Orchid Mother

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Orchid Mother

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: godawful unholy den laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: big pink native regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: floppy coral marketing idea

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  sticky patrolman

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  sandwich

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Ocher skinny woman

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: disrespectful provocative fat ankles

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: blathering school

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz tanning salon

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: blathering school

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz tanning salon

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Translucent Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Fluffy alcoholic pistol plaza

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz tanning salon

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Pearl lay

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: mewling razzmatazz tanning salon

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Fluffy alcoholic pistol plaza

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: avocado swashbuckling jew wagecucks

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic frum center

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Flatulent Sienna Associate

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Histrionic pearly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Indecent philosopher-king

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Chest-beating Toaster Lettuce

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: blathering school

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  hateful cuck

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Hideous community account gunner

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: naked genital piercing crackhouse

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: seedy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Flirting wrinkle legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac kitty cat

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: garnet submissive antidepressant drug

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: yellow comical scourge upon the earth windowlicker

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: flushed coldplay fan

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Bright volcanic crater

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: vengeful black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: carnelian crotch

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: seedy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: peach fortuitous meteor

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Abnormal

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Chrome mood

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Pearl lay

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Flatulent Sienna Associate

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Marvelous underhanded mediation death wish

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: seedy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: glittery new version

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Heady onyx deer antler

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Trip crusty blood rage spot

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: multi-colored autistic range candlestick maker

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Trip crusty blood rage spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: misanthropic mahogany elastic band persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Bossy Site Trump Supporter

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Chrome mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: high-end violent halford reading party

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Irradiated deranged parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Slap-happy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Boltzmann

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Misunderstood Potus

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: rough-skinned degenerate personal credit line

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: opaque stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Aqua ceo

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: coiffed topaz forum legend

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  fuchsia feces

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: blathering school

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  iridescent goyim

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic arousing shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: chocolate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Unhinged very tactful

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Trip crusty blood rage spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: awkward bronze toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: blathering school

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  geriatric



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Shimmering at-the-ready mad cow disease

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  Emerald Prole

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Shimmering at-the-ready mad cow disease

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  geriatric

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring clown international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  geriatric

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Primrose

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  geriatric

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: crawly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: awkward bronze toilet seat

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Racy Brass Temple Hunting Ground

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Flatulent Sienna Associate

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author:  nowag

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: blathering school

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author:  nowag

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: alcoholic

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: seedy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Histrionic pearly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Sable Twisted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Histrionic pearly property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author:  nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: claret startling water buffalo

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author:  nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author:  nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: alcoholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author:  nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  mustard pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Grizzly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: know-it-all insane generalized bond

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: bull headed pisswyrm

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: claret startling water buffalo

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Stirring dark gas station partner

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  lime son of senegal

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author:  sooty internal respiration

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: crawly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: alcoholic

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: know-it-all insane generalized bond

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy headpube

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Adventurous soggy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: frisky gaped hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: odious disgusting voyeur french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Pearl lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: blathering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Narrow-minded cruel-hearted organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Pearl lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: shaky boiling water hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  liquid oxygen

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Costumed idiot

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Nighttime black private investor background story

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: bat shit crazy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Pearl lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: contagious multi-billionaire

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: glassy

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: glassy

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  aggressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: elite incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Metal

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Shimmering at-the-ready mad cow disease

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  sadistic idea he suggested

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  aggressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  aggressive

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Maniacal Dilemma Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  cream indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  outnumbered dragon

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Aqua ceo

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: elite incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Metal

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: chocolate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  really tough guy

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: alcoholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Amethyst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: alcoholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author:  nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  cumskin

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  aggressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: bat shit crazy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author:  hissy fit macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cuckold

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: filthy vermilion locale

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Maniacal Dilemma Doctorate

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Flirting wrinkle legal warrant

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49346566)