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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
swashbuckling set
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
crusty gas station
  07/09/12
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soul-stirring stag film
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
fantasy-prone swollen mexican haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
Are you male?
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
fantasy-prone swollen mexican haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
fantasy-prone swollen mexican haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
nofapping hairraiser forum
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
nofapping hairraiser forum
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Orange low-t garrison goyim
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Orange low-t garrison goyim
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Orange low-t garrison goyim
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
provocative cobalt field goal in life
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Medicated cracking halford
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
dashing mood box office
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
startling useless corner
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
fuchsia den party of the first part
  07/09/12
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soul-stirring stag film
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
fantasy-prone swollen mexican haunted graveyard
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
stfu
fuchsia den party of the first part
  07/09/12
180
Trip trailer park lettuce
  07/09/12
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topaz overrated degenerate senate
  07/13/12
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Glittery Hall Quadroon
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Bespoke up-to-no-good theater foreskin
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
walnut pocket flask
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Bespoke up-to-no-good theater foreskin
  07/09/12
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Slippery amethyst base
  07/04/19
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soul-stirring stag film
  07/13/12
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Slippery amethyst base
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Thriller sinister stage dog poop
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
territorial offensive pit nowag
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Talented drab library
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
territorial offensive pit nowag
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Obsidian institution
  03/04/25
lol kike
Glittery Hall Quadroon
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Excitant Rambunctious Giraffe
  07/04/19
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greedy cruise ship
  08/10/22
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lime federal parlour pisswyrm
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
harsh spectacular point old irish cottage
  07/24/24
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honey-headed gaming laptop
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Vigorous Maroon Parlor Love Of Her Life
  09/22/24
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Obsidian institution
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Abusive flushed address boiling water
  03/04/25
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Adventurous mahogany locale
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling set

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: crusty gas station

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring stag film



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone swollen mexican haunted graveyard

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: fantasy-prone swollen mexican haunted graveyard

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone swollen mexican haunted graveyard

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: nofapping hairraiser forum

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: nofapping hairraiser forum

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Orange low-t garrison goyim

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Orange low-t garrison goyim

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Orange low-t garrison goyim

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: provocative cobalt field goal in life

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Medicated cracking halford

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: dashing mood box office

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: startling useless corner

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: fuchsia den party of the first part

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring stag film



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone swollen mexican haunted graveyard

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: fuchsia den party of the first part

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Trip trailer park lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: topaz overrated degenerate senate



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Glittery Hall Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Bespoke up-to-no-good theater foreskin

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: walnut pocket flask

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Bespoke up-to-no-good theater foreskin

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Slippery amethyst base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Slippery amethyst base



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Thriller sinister stage dog poop

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: territorial offensive pit nowag

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Talented drab library

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: territorial offensive pit nowag

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Obsidian institution

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Glittery Hall Quadroon

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Excitant Rambunctious Giraffe

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: greedy cruise ship



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: lime federal parlour pisswyrm



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: harsh spectacular point old irish cottage

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: honey-headed gaming laptop



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Maroon Parlor Love Of Her Life

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Obsidian institution



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Abusive flushed address boiling water

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Adventurous mahogany locale



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