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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
180 spot
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Peach garrison
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Idiotic sneaky criminal
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Yellow Parlor Toaster
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Curious startled step-uncle's house
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cerise stimulating office jewess
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disturbing umber coldplay fan
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Obsidian racy sandwich
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
180 spot
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Yellow Parlor Toaster
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
180 spot
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
180 spot
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Ungodly walnut range boltzmann
  10/09/14
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spectacular persian
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
disturbing umber coldplay fan
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spectacular persian
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
internet-worthy mediation
  10/08/16
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Ungodly walnut range boltzmann
  10/09/14
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Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
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Narrow-minded chocolate filthpig
  10/09/14
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orchid nowag
  10/09/14
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dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage
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chrome flatulent rigpig
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Odious flesh legal warrant
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Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/10/14
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Vivacious hospital
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Razzle useless public bath
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Thirsty milk
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
exhilarant elite newt
  10/06/25
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sable ladyboy
  05/15/22
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orchid nowag
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
blue masturbator ticket booth
  10/11/14
?
dull senate
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
blue masturbator ticket booth
  10/11/14
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red swashbuckling stage
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
contagious scarlet house juggernaut
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
charismatic ocher space gunner
  12/25/15
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snowy heady goyim market
  02/05/17
lol
cobalt scourge upon the earth
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Learning disabled appetizing haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Yellow Parlor Toaster
  10/09/14
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orchid nowag
  10/09/14
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Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/09/14
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Splenetic Black Locale
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Ungodly walnut range boltzmann
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Beady-eyed hall
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
180 spot
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
adulterous half-breed
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
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Canary fragrant national security agency
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
Shrewd
milky main people lettuce
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
adulterous half-breed
  10/09/14
...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
180
wonderful library foreskin
  10/09/14
180
Beta Telephone Chad
  10/09/14
180^180
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
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Narrow-minded chocolate filthpig
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Yellow Parlor Toaster
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
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Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
...
dull senate
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Bronze property
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
carnelian motley regret
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Lascivious travel guidebook
  12/06/14
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jet-lagged floppy tank hell
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
avocado native gaming laptop
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Thirsty milk
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Thirsty milk
  10/08/16
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White french chef
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
dull senate
  10/09/14
?
Arrogant Locus Laser Beams
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
dull senate
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
big tripping voyeur useless brakes
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
chartreuse principal's office
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Lake razzmatazz skinny woman
  10/11/14
180
honey-headed shrine
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Ultramarine Naked Cruise Ship Gay Wizard
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
dull senate
  10/09/14
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Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
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Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Splenetic Black Locale
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Splenetic Black Locale
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Ultramarine Naked Cruise Ship Gay Wizard
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
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Greedy brunch
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Curious startled step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Curious startled step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
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orchid nowag
  10/09/14
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Curious startled step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Know-it-all claret nursing home bbw
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
180 spot
  10/09/14
lol
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
180
dull senate
  10/09/14
lmao
dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage
  10/09/14
tyft
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
Lol
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
...
Glassy Multi-colored Genital Piercing Faggot Firefighter
  10/09/14
This is good.
trip queen of the night resort
  10/09/14
180 billion
Ultramarine Naked Cruise Ship Gay Wizard
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
comical hateful digit ratio
  10/09/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Duck-like Azure Tanning Salon Feces
  10/10/14
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Narrow-minded chocolate filthpig
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
arousing bossy cuckold
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
cordovan electric furnace site
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Boyish meetinghouse windowlicker
  10/09/14
...
talented hyperventilating striped hyena
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Mauve stirring indian lodge
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
180 spot
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
jet irradiated institution factory reset button
  10/09/14
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Peach garrison
  10/09/14
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Mauve stirring indian lodge
  10/09/14
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orchid nowag
  10/27/14
...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Burgundy hairraiser location brethren
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Big-titted potus
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Thirsty milk
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
trip queen of the night resort
  10/09/14
titcr
Mauve stirring indian lodge
  10/09/14
...
trip queen of the night resort
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
...
Narrow-minded chocolate filthpig
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Curious startled step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
bipolar temple weed whacker
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
chartreuse principal's office
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Nudist at-the-ready fortuitous meteor stage
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
180 spot
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Burgundy hairraiser location brethren
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
trip queen of the night resort
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Burgundy hairraiser location brethren
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
mewling set hominid
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
electric chapel
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Brass Dilemma Sweet Tailpipe
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Curious startled step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
jet irradiated institution factory reset button
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Curious startled step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
...
Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug
  10/10/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
...
Mauve stirring indian lodge
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/09/14
...
Poppy goal in life
  10/09/14
...
Frozen prole state
  10/12/14
1800000000
bateful kitchen
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
dull senate
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Poppy goal in life
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
dull senate
  10/09/14
Loling hard
trip queen of the night resort
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Greedy brunch
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
brindle thriller plaza messiness
  10/09/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
electric chapel
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
180 spot
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
dull senate
  10/09/14
fuckk me
180 spot
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
dull senate
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Thirsty milk
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Curious startled step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Mauve stirring indian lodge
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
cerebral nighttime private investor
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
big tripping voyeur useless brakes
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Greedy brunch
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
comical hateful digit ratio
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Thirsty milk
  10/09/14
...
Thirsty milk
  10/10/14
...
Ultramarine Naked Cruise Ship Gay Wizard
  10/09/14
i could see it
dull senate
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
violet therapy
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/09/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
pearly concupiscible heaven
  06/27/16
...
Rusted hot lodge
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Curious startled step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
aromatic startling casino
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
angry affirmative action
  10/10/14
WTF?
dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
180 spot
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage
  10/10/14
...
dull senate
  10/10/14
120
bateful kitchen
  10/10/14
post the pic again
big tripping voyeur useless brakes
  10/10/14
...
trip queen of the night resort
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Peach garrison
  10/10/14
...
Curious startled step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Peach garrison
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/10/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
effete exciting theater stage
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
180 spot
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
chartreuse principal's office
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
adulterous half-breed
  10/10/14
...
Excitant shivering philosopher-king mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
territorial pit international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
dull senate
  10/10/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/10/14
...
trip queen of the night resort
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
clear pontificating legend
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
dull senate
  10/10/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
trip queen of the night resort
  10/10/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
titillating shaky candlestick maker pistol
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
avocado native gaming laptop
  10/10/14
180
passionate aqua son of senegal
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
razzle-dazzle coral home
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
avocado native gaming laptop
  10/10/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Outnumbered dopamine
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/10/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/10/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
territorial pit international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
180 spot
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Vibrant salmon roommate
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Submissive rigor pisswyrm
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
180 spot
  10/11/14
omg
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Erotic center
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Adventurous dragon abode
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Rusted hot lodge
  10/11/14
...
dull senate
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous dragon abode
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
coiffed ruby love of her life mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Razzle useless public bath
  10/18/14
...
Cracking indecent immigrant whorehouse
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Provocative party of the first part
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Green Gaped Crackhouse Partner
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Sapphire Cuck
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Adventurous dragon abode
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Sapphire Cuck
  10/11/14
...
Thirsty milk
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
Bronze property
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
Excitant shivering philosopher-king mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/11/14
...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
lmfao
Beady-eyed hall
  10/11/14
amazing
Supple Cocky Box Office Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
trip queen of the night resort
  10/11/14
180
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Puce laughsome indirect expression
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Provocative party of the first part
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Adventurous dragon abode
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Green Gaped Crackhouse Partner
  10/11/14
...
coiffed ruby love of her life mad cow disease
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
histrionic fighting internal respiration
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
wonderful library foreskin
  03/28/16
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
ruddy diverse address cumskin
  10/11/14
...
Galvanic Incel Field
  10/11/14
...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
plz poast
place of business turdskin
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Galvanic Incel Field
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Greedy brunch
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
mewling set hominid
  10/11/14
For the love of god
trip queen of the night resort
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
mewling set hominid
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
180 spot
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
carmine background story
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
crimson station famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Thirsty milk
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Greedy brunch
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
trip queen of the night resort
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Excitant shivering philosopher-king mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
lol 180
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
gold theater
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Violent university cuckoldry
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
drunken yapping gas station pervert
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
drunken yapping gas station pervert
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Yellow Parlor Toaster
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
rehab
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/11/14
(evan39)
bateful kitchen
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
rehab
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Iridescent associate lay
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Violent university cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Greedy brunch
  10/11/14
cr
stag film degenerate
  10/11/14
Amen.
fantasy-prone theatre coffee pot
  10/11/14
lol cr
Lascivious travel guidebook
  10/11/14
...
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/11/14
...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/11/14
...
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
mewling set hominid
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Poppy goal in life
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
mewling set hominid
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
mewling set hominid
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
mewling set hominid
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Poppy goal in life
  10/11/14
180
sickened pocket flask church
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
mewling set hominid
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
lime becky
  10/11/14
...
Poppy goal in life
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Poppy goal in life
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
mewling set hominid
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
trip queen of the night resort
  10/11/14
...
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
bateful kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Thirsty milk
  10/11/14
lol
slimy nofapping hairy legs
  10/11/14
underrated
Burgundy hairraiser location brethren
  10/11/14
...
sinister people who are hurt
  10/12/14
...
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
bipolar temple weed whacker
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
trip queen of the night resort
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
bipolar temple weed whacker
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
bipolar temple weed whacker
  10/11/14
...
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
lol
chestnut trump supporter
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Rusted hot lodge
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
stubborn area ape
  10/11/14
...
unholy giraffe halford
  10/11/14
180
carmine background story
  10/11/14
180
Yellow Parlor Toaster
  10/11/14
180
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
offensive stead
  10/11/14
...
shimmering hunting ground orchestra pit
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
charismatic ocher space gunner
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
180 spot
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
dull senate
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
180
carmine background story
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
magenta church building
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
...
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
Go on...
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
...
soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot
  10/11/14
...
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
magenta church building
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Thirsty milk
  10/11/14
...
coiffed ruby love of her life mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Maroon violent ratface
  10/12/14
...
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
...
sinister people who are hurt
  10/12/14
...
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Erotic center
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
magenta church building
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
orchid nowag
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Yellow Parlor Toaster
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine Karate
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
drab sanctuary new version
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine Karate
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
...
dull senate
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Glassy Multi-colored Genital Piercing Faggot Firefighter
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Provocative party of the first part
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Erotic center
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
180 spot
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
Big-titted potus
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Godawful free-loading business firm
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
ruddy diverse address cumskin
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
ruddy diverse address cumskin
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
180 spot
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
national multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
...
big tripping voyeur useless brakes
  10/11/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/11/14
Oh my
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/11/14
omg
aggressive sadistic stain corner
  10/11/14
...
swollen grizzly toilet seat
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
aggressive sadistic stain corner
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
insane ceo
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
citrine nibblets
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
avocado native gaming laptop
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
national multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Hideous reading party
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Vibrant salmon roommate
  10/11/14
...
bipolar temple weed whacker
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
Frozen prole state
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
razzle-dazzle coral home
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Nubile
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Lake razzmatazz skinny woman
  10/11/14
wtf
Lemon Generalized Bond Headpube
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
sienna wagecucks mood
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Vibrant salmon roommate
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
sienna wagecucks mood
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
stubborn area ape
  10/11/14
...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
avocado native gaming laptop
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
magenta church building
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
passionate aqua son of senegal
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
magenta church building
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Vibrant salmon roommate
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
insane ceo
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
magenta church building
  10/11/14
...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
insane ceo
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
stubborn area ape
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
...
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
overrated
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Bat-shit-crazy
  11/21/15
...
Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
gtfo
Greedy brunch
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
Light
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Provocative party of the first part
  10/11/14
?
jet irradiated institution factory reset button
  10/11/14
...
Opaque sex offender
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
friendly grandma really tough guy
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
bateful kitchen
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
friendly grandma really tough guy
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
aggressive sadistic stain corner
  10/11/14
...
Opaque sex offender
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
topaz dysfunction
  10/11/14
lol
marvelous bawdyhouse
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/12/14
180
costumed puppy
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
180 spot
  10/11/14
120
Learning disabled appetizing haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/11/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
chrome flatulent rigpig
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
fluffy old irish cottage
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous dragon abode
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
comical hateful digit ratio
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Poppy goal in life
  10/12/14
...
ruddy diverse address cumskin
  12/06/14
...
Adventurous dragon abode
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Mischievous Buck-toothed Selfie
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
primrose
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
180 spot
  10/12/14
Well!?
Glassy Multi-colored Genital Piercing Faggot Firefighter
  10/12/14
...
Adventurous dragon abode
  10/12/14
plz respond
Poppy goal in life
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Arrogant Locus Laser Beams
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
coiffed ruby love of her life mad cow disease
  10/12/14
Well?
razzle-dazzle coral home
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
painfully honest mahogany knife
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
jet irradiated institution factory reset button
  10/12/14
180000000
carmine background story
  10/12/14
??
dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
dingle berry
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
180 spot
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Greedy brunch
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
jet irradiated institution factory reset button
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
...
Filthy Base Shitlib
  10/12/14
...
Hideous reading party
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Violent university cuckoldry
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
comical hateful digit ratio
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
mewling set hominid
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
bateful kitchen
  10/12/14
please continue
sinister people who are hurt
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Poppy goal in life
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
mustard
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Onyx Autistic
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
180 spot
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Onyx Autistic
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
180 spot
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Sapphire Cuck
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
mustard
  10/12/14
ty
Thirsty milk
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
mustard
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Onyx Autistic
  10/12/14
And scene.
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/12/14
nigger
Thirsty milk
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Onyx Autistic
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
...
drunken yapping gas station pervert
  10/12/14
...
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
...
Vibrant salmon roommate
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
mewling set hominid
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Blathering hairless kitty cat
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
harsh police squad
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Lemon Generalized Bond Headpube
  10/12/14
You don't?
milky main people lettuce
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
180 spot
  10/12/14
...
Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot
  10/12/14
wtf
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
bipolar temple weed whacker
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
bipolar temple weed whacker
  10/12/14
...
fluffy old irish cottage
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Puce laughsome indirect expression
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
bipolar temple weed whacker
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
insane ceo
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
bipolar temple weed whacker
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Puce laughsome indirect expression
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Vigorous den keepsake machete
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
dull senate
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
chartreuse principal's office
  10/12/14
...
charismatic ocher space gunner
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
electric chapel
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Thirsty milk
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/12/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
overrated
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Nubile
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
mustard
  10/12/14
...
Bat-shit-crazy
  11/21/15
...
rough-skinned mental disorder
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Rusted hot lodge
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Idiotic sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
medicated maniacal jew
  10/12/14
180
rose fat ankles
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
jap
  10/31/16
...
Bat-shit-crazy
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Lavender tattoo
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
hilarious
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
shimmering hunting ground orchestra pit
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
insane ceo
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
chartreuse principal's office
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Razzle useless public bath
  10/18/14
...
Bat-shit-crazy
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
razzle-dazzle coral home
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Greedy brunch
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Frozen prole state
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
stubborn area ape
  10/13/14
?
Frozen prole state
  10/13/14
...
Peach garrison
  10/27/14
...
mustard
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
chrome flatulent rigpig
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
avocado native gaming laptop
  12/06/14
...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  04/07/15
...
shimmering hunting ground orchestra pit
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
sooty
  04/22/15
...
dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage
  05/17/15
...
boistinker
  06/04/15
Not flame.
chrome flatulent rigpig
  08/18/15
update?
organic girlfriend
  10/06/15
...
Mentally impaired bisexual death wish
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
mustard
  10/11/15
...
aggressive sadistic stain corner
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Bat Shit Crazy Black Woman
  10/12/15
bump
jet irradiated institution factory reset button
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
silver marketing idea
  11/25/15
...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  12/27/15
...
boistinker
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Bespoke spruce idea he suggested
  03/10/16
...
talented hyperventilating striped hyena
  03/28/16
...
exhilarant elite newt
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
wine zippy crotch
  06/27/16
...
Frozen prole state
  08/21/16
...
metal roast beef
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  08/22/16
...
awkward balding clown
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Emerald depressive
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
well-lubricated
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Emerald depressive
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
awkward balding clown
  09/13/16
...
orchid nowag
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
awkward balding clown
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Slippery Fanboi
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
awkward balding clown
  09/13/16
...
fear-inspiring psychic
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
metal roast beef
  09/13/16
...
Mentally impaired bisexual death wish
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
internet-worthy mediation
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
chartreuse principal's office
  10/31/16
:-)
Crawly brilliant double fault
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Crawly brilliant double fault
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Bonkers azn
  10/31/16
...
Bat-shit-crazy
  10/09/18
...
charismatic ocher space gunner
  11/21/16
...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  01/10/17
...
  02/04/17
...
charismatic ocher space gunner
  02/04/17
...
Crawly brilliant double fault
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
water buffalo wrinkle
  02/04/17
...
Crawly brilliant double fault
  02/04/17
...
Crawly brilliant double fault
  02/04/17
...
Bonkers azn
  02/05/17
...
Crawly brilliant double fault
  02/08/17
...
embarrassed to the bone round eye
  06/28/17
...
disgusting community account
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Smoky preventive strike
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
water buffalo wrinkle
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Erotic center
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Insanely creepy house-broken circlehead
  12/18/17
...
Bull Headed
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Translucent
  01/06/18
...
fear-inspiring psychic
  02/06/18
...
Supple Cocky Box Office Hissy Fit
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Bonkers azn
  10/06/18
4 year bump
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
garnet alpha
  10/09/18
...
Beta Telephone Chad
  10/17/18
...
jade frum
  05/19/19
...
Cracking indecent immigrant whorehouse
  05/19/19
...
insane ceo
  10/14/19
...
Glittery infuriating piazza kitty
  05/05/20
...
Flirting Dun Dog Poop Mexican
  06/28/20
...
haunting elastic band
  06/29/20
...
insane ceo
  07/10/20
...
jet-lagged floppy tank hell
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Self-centered patrolman
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
personal credit line
  10/10/20
TITCR
mildly autistic gaping volcanic crater
  02/17/21
...
garnet alpha
  10/08/21
...
Sepia Quadroon
  02/17/21
...
insane ceo
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Nudist at-the-ready fortuitous meteor stage
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Plum doctorate boiling water
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Plum doctorate boiling water
  10/11/21
...
garnet alpha
  10/07/22
...
Ebony Mother
  12/02/21
...
sticky pozpig
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
amber macaca
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Emerald depressive
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Bistre trust fund corn cake
  10/10/22
...
Ebony Mother
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Ebony Mother
  11/23/22
...
Big-titted potus
  05/06/23
...
cream faggotry
  05/06/23
Time flies
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Bat Shit Crazy Black Woman
  05/06/23
...
sticky pozpig
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
amber macaca
  10/09/23
...
exhilarant elite newt
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
bright sound barrier
  10/09/23
...
Bonkers azn
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
confused indigo stock car codepig
  10/20/23
...
Bonkers azn
  10/20/23
...
Crawly brilliant double fault
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Transparent liquid oxygen
  10/20/23
...
Ebony Mother
  10/20/23
...
garnet alpha
  10/20/23
...
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
180 spot
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Big-titted potus
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
rough-skinned mental disorder
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: 180 spot

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Yellow Parlor Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: cerise stimulating office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: disturbing umber coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Obsidian racy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: 180 spot

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Yellow Parlor Toaster

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: 180 spot

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: 180 spot

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Ungodly walnut range boltzmann

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: spectacular persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: disturbing umber coldplay fan

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: spectacular persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: internet-worthy mediation

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Ungodly walnut range boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded chocolate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Odious flesh legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Vivacious hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Razzle useless public bath

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Thirsty milk

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: exhilarant elite newt

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: sable ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: blue masturbator ticket booth

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: dull senate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: blue masturbator ticket booth

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: red swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: contagious scarlet house juggernaut

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic ocher space gunner

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: snowy heady goyim market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: cobalt scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Learning disabled appetizing haunted graveyard

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Yellow Parlor Toaster

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Splenetic Black Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Ungodly walnut range boltzmann

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hall

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: 180 spot

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: adulterous half-breed

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Canary fragrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: milky main people lettuce

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: adulterous half-breed

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: wonderful library foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Beta Telephone Chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded chocolate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Yellow Parlor Toaster

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: dull senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Bronze property

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: carnelian motley regret

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Lascivious travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: jet-lagged floppy tank hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: avocado native gaming laptop

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Thirsty milk

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Thirsty milk

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: White french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: dull senate

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Arrogant Locus Laser Beams

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: dull senate

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: big tripping voyeur useless brakes

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: chartreuse principal's office

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lake razzmatazz skinny woman

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: honey-headed shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine Naked Cruise Ship Gay Wizard

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: dull senate

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Splenetic Black Locale

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Splenetic Black Locale

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine Naked Cruise Ship Gay Wizard

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Peach garrison

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Greedy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all claret nursing home bbw

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: 180 spot

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: dull senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Glassy Multi-colored Genital Piercing Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine Naked Cruise Ship Gay Wizard

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: comical hateful digit ratio

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Duck-like Azure Tanning Salon Feces

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Narrow-minded chocolate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: arousing bossy cuckold

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: cordovan electric furnace site

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Boyish meetinghouse windowlicker

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: talented hyperventilating striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Mauve stirring indian lodge

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: 180 spot

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: jet irradiated institution factory reset button

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Mauve stirring indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Burgundy hairraiser location brethren

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Big-titted potus

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Thirsty milk

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Mauve stirring indian lodge

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded chocolate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: bipolar temple weed whacker

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: chartreuse principal's office

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Nudist at-the-ready fortuitous meteor stage

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: 180 spot

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Burgundy hairraiser location brethren

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Peach garrison

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Burgundy hairraiser location brethren

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: mewling set hominid

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: electric chapel

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Brass Dilemma Sweet Tailpipe

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Peach garrison

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: jet irradiated institution factory reset button

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Mauve stirring indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Poppy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Frozen prole state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: bateful kitchen

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: dull senate

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Poppy goal in life

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: dull senate

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Greedy brunch

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: brindle thriller plaza messiness

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: electric chapel

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: 180 spot

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: dull senate

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: 180 spot

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: dull senate

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Thirsty milk

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Mauve stirring indian lodge

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: cerebral nighttime private investor

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: big tripping voyeur useless brakes

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Greedy brunch

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: comical hateful digit ratio

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Thirsty milk

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Thirsty milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine Naked Cruise Ship Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: dull senate

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: violet therapy

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: pearly concupiscible heaven

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Rusted hot lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: aromatic startling casino

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: angry affirmative action

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: 180 spot

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: dull senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: bateful kitchen

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: big tripping voyeur useless brakes

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Peach garrison

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Curious startled step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Peach garrison

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: effete exciting theater stage

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: 180 spot

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: chartreuse principal's office

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: adulterous half-breed

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Excitant shivering philosopher-king mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: territorial pit international law enforcement agency

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: dull senate

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: clear pontificating legend

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: dull senate

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: titillating shaky candlestick maker pistol

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: avocado native gaming laptop

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: passionate aqua son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle coral home

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: avocado native gaming laptop

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered dopamine

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: territorial pit international law enforcement agency

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: 180 spot

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Vibrant salmon roommate

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Submissive rigor pisswyrm

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: 180 spot

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Erotic center

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Adventurous dragon abode

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Rusted hot lodge

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: dull senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Adventurous dragon abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: coiffed ruby love of her life mad cow disease

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Razzle useless public bath

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Cracking indecent immigrant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Provocative party of the first part

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Green Gaped Crackhouse Partner

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Sapphire Cuck

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Adventurous dragon abode

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Sapphire Cuck

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Thirsty milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Bronze property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Peach garrison

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Excitant shivering philosopher-king mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: orchid nowag

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hall

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Supple Cocky Box Office Hissy Fit

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Saffron aphrodisiac school antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: orchid nowag

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Puce laughsome indirect expression

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Provocative party of the first part

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Adventurous dragon abode

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Peach garrison

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Green Gaped Crackhouse Partner

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: coiffed ruby love of her life mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: histrionic fighting internal respiration

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: wonderful library foreskin

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: ruddy diverse address cumskin

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Galvanic Incel Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author:  place of business turdskin

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Galvanic Incel Field

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Greedy brunch

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Peach garrison

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: mewling set hominid

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: mewling set hominid

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: 180 spot

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: carmine background story

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author:  crimson station famous landscape painting

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Thirsty milk

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Greedy brunch

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Excitant shivering philosopher-king mad-dog skullcap

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Peach garrison

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: gold theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Violent university cuckoldry

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: drunken yapping gas station pervert

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: drunken yapping gas station pervert

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Yellow Parlor Toaster

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author:  rehab

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: bateful kitchen

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author:  rehab

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Iridescent associate lay

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Violent university cuckoldry

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Greedy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author:  stag film degenerate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone theatre coffee pot

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Lascivious travel guidebook

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: mewling set hominid

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Poppy goal in life

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: mewling set hominid

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: mewling set hominid

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: mewling set hominid

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Poppy goal in life

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: sickened pocket flask church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: mewling set hominid

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: lime becky

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Poppy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Poppy goal in life

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: mewling set hominid

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: bateful kitchen

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Thirsty milk

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: slimy nofapping hairy legs

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Burgundy hairraiser location brethren

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: sinister people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: bipolar temple weed whacker

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Peach garrison

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: trip queen of the night resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: bipolar temple weed whacker

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: bipolar temple weed whacker

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: chestnut trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Rusted hot lodge

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: stubborn area ape

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: unholy giraffe halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: carmine background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Yellow Parlor Toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: offensive stead

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: shimmering hunting ground orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: charismatic ocher space gunner

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: 180 spot

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: dull senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: carmine background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Peach garrison

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  magenta church building

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Peach garrison

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Peach garrison

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: orchid nowag

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  magenta church building

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Thirsty milk

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: coiffed ruby love of her life mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Maroon violent ratface

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: sinister people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Erotic center

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  magenta church building

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: orchid nowag

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Yellow Parlor Toaster

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: drab sanctuary new version

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: dull senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Glassy Multi-colored Genital Piercing Faggot Firefighter

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Provocative party of the first part

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Erotic center

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: 180 spot

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Big-titted potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Godawful free-loading business firm

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: ruddy diverse address cumskin

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: ruddy diverse address cumskin

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: 180 spot

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  national multi-billionaire

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: big tripping voyeur useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: aggressive sadistic stain corner

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: swollen grizzly toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: aggressive sadistic stain corner

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  insane ceo

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  citrine nibblets

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: avocado native gaming laptop

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  national multi-billionaire

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Hideous reading party

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Vibrant salmon roommate

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: bipolar temple weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Frozen prole state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle coral home

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author:  Nubile

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Lake razzmatazz skinny woman

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Lemon Generalized Bond Headpube

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  sienna wagecucks mood

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Vibrant salmon roommate

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  sienna wagecucks mood

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: stubborn area ape

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: avocado native gaming laptop

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  magenta church building

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: passionate aqua son of senegal

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  magenta church building

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Vibrant salmon roommate

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  insane ceo

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  magenta church building

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring maize athletic conference trailer park

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  insane ceo

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: stubborn area ape

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: overrated

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Greedy brunch

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  Light

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Provocative party of the first part

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: jet irradiated institution factory reset button

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Opaque sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  friendly grandma really tough guy

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: bateful kitchen

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  friendly grandma really tough guy

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: aggressive sadistic stain corner

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Opaque sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  topaz dysfunction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: marvelous bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: costumed puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: 180 spot

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Learning disabled appetizing haunted graveyard

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  fluffy old irish cottage

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Adventurous dragon abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: comical hateful digit ratio

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Poppy goal in life

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: ruddy diverse address cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Adventurous dragon abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Mischievous Buck-toothed Selfie

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: primrose

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: 180 spot

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Glassy Multi-colored Genital Piercing Faggot Firefighter

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Adventurous dragon abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Poppy goal in life

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Arrogant Locus Laser Beams

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: coiffed ruby love of her life mad cow disease

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle coral home

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: painfully honest mahogany knife

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: jet irradiated institution factory reset button

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: carmine background story

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Peach garrison

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  dingle berry

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Peach garrison

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: 180 spot

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Greedy brunch

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: jet irradiated institution factory reset button

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Peach garrison

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Filthy Base Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Hideous reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Violent university cuckoldry

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: comical hateful digit ratio

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: mewling set hominid

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: bateful kitchen

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: sinister people who are hurt

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Poppy goal in life

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  mustard

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Peach garrison

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Onyx Autistic

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: 180 spot

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Onyx Autistic

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: 180 spot

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Sapphire Cuck

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  mustard

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Thirsty milk

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  mustard

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Onyx Autistic

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Thirsty milk

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Onyx Autistic

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: drunken yapping gas station pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Vibrant salmon roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: mewling set hominid

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Blathering hairless kitty cat

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Peach garrison

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: harsh police squad

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Lemon Generalized Bond Headpube

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: milky main people lettuce

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: 180 spot

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia judgmental menage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: bipolar temple weed whacker

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: bipolar temple weed whacker

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  fluffy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Puce laughsome indirect expression

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: bipolar temple weed whacker

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  insane ceo

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: bipolar temple weed whacker

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Puce laughsome indirect expression

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Vigorous den keepsake machete

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: dull senate

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: chartreuse principal's office

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: charismatic ocher space gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: electric chapel

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Thirsty milk

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: overrated

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author:  Nubile

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lilac forum twinkling uncleanness

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  mustard

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour Deer Antler

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Rusted hot lodge

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Deep Yarmulke Point

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Idiotic sneaky criminal

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: medicated maniacal jew

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  rose fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  jap

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Lavender tattoo

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: hilarious

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: shimmering hunting ground orchestra pit

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  insane ceo

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: chartreuse principal's office

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Razzle useless public bath

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle coral home

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Greedy brunch

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Frozen prole state

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: stubborn area ape

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Frozen prole state

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Peach garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  mustard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: avocado native gaming laptop

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: shimmering hunting ground orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  sooty

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: dashing dead school cafeteria blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: chrome flatulent rigpig

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  organic girlfriend

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bisexual death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  mustard

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: aggressive sadistic stain corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Black Woman

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: jet irradiated institution factory reset button

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  silver marketing idea

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Bespoke spruce idea he suggested

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: talented hyperventilating striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: exhilarant elite newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: wine zippy crotch

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Frozen prole state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  metal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: awkward balding clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Emerald depressive

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Emerald depressive

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: awkward balding clown

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: orchid nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: awkward balding clown

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author:  Slippery Fanboi

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: awkward balding clown

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  metal roast beef

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Mentally impaired bisexual death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: internet-worthy mediation

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: chartreuse principal's office

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Crawly brilliant double fault

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Crawly brilliant double fault

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Bonkers azn

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: charismatic ocher space gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: charismatic ocher space gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Crawly brilliant double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  water buffalo wrinkle

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Crawly brilliant double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Crawly brilliant double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Bonkers azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Crawly brilliant double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  embarrassed to the bone round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: disgusting community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: 

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Smoky preventive strike

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  water buffalo wrinkle

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Erotic center

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Insanely creepy house-broken circlehead

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Bull Headed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Translucent

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Supple Cocky Box Office Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Bonkers azn

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: 

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: garnet alpha

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Beta Telephone Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: jade frum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cracking indecent immigrant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  insane ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating piazza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Flirting Dun Dog Poop Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: haunting elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  insane ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: jet-lagged floppy tank hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Self-centered patrolman

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  personal credit line

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  mildly autistic gaping volcanic crater

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: garnet alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Sepia Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  insane ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Nudist at-the-ready fortuitous meteor stage

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Plum doctorate boiling water

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Plum doctorate boiling water

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: garnet alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  Ebony Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: sticky pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  amber macaca

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Emerald depressive

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Bistre trust fund corn cake

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  Ebony Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  Ebony Mother

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Big-titted potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: cream faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: 

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Black Woman

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: sticky pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  amber macaca

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: exhilarant elite newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  bright sound barrier

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Bonkers azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: confused indigo stock car codepig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Bonkers azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Crawly brilliant double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Transparent liquid oxygen

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  Ebony Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: garnet alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: 

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: 180 spot

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Big-titted potus

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned mental disorder

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49346566)