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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: grizzly temple



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:08 PM
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Date: March 31st, 2019 8:26 AM
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Date: May 17th, 2022 10:45 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Unhinged elastic band

President Trump’s staggering record of uncharged crimes

by Conor Shaw

September 27, 2022

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As of November 2022, Donald Trump has been credibly accused of committing at least 56 criminal offenses since he launched his campaign for president in 2015. That total only reflects allegations relating to his time in or running for office and omits, for instance, Trump’s criminal exposure for fraudulent business dealings.

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The eight offenses we have added since we published the first version of this table in March 2022 include three criminal offenses relating to the investigation of election fraud and related crimes in Fulton County, Georgia; one offense relating to potential wire fraud stemming from fraudulent representations made to solicit PAC contributions after the 2020 election; one perjury offense relating to Trump’s legal efforts to overturn the 2020 election; and three offenses relating to Trump’s unlawful possession of government records at Mar-a-Lago after leaving office. The updated tracker likely understates Trump’s legal exposure because the high volume of sensitive records discovered at Mar-A-Lago suggests that he could be indicted for multiple counts of willfully retaining without authorization government records containing national defense information, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 793(e)), even though it is only listed once on CREW’s tracker.

Federal and state prosecutors are at an important crossroads with respect to accountability for the former president. On the one hand, the deadline has already passed or will soon pass for charges relating to several extremely serious offenses. That includes offenses relating to Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign as well as his obstruction of the FBI’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election and the subsequent special counsel investigation. The investigation of both matters was terminated by the Department of Justice at the direction of former Attorney General Bill Barr. While there is substantial evidence that Trump committed several felonies, he is unlikely to face consequences for that conduct.

“Choosing not to pursue accountability for fear of political criticism or consequences is itself a deeply political act. ”

On the other hand, Trump is squarely in the crosshairs of at least three grand jury investigations that have been very active over the last half year: the Fulton County, Georgia investigation of election fraud and related offenses; a federal grand jury investigation of the January 6 insurrection and events leading up to it; and a federal grand jury investigation of Trump’s unlawful possession of government records since leaving office and related offenses. These investigations suggest that Trump’s long run of avoiding accountability may soon be over.

While adherence to the rule of law requires that prosecutors pursue criminal indictments only where the facts, law, and principles of prosecution support such action, it is also critical that no individual be insulated from accountability simply because they are a national political figure, a former president, or a candidate for public office. Choosing not to pursue accountability for fear of political criticism or consequences is itself a deeply political act.

Failing to deter Donald Trump from engaging in further criminal misconduct would have profoundly damaging consequences for our democracy. Criminal law is designed to punish individuals for criminal offenses to discourage these individuals and others like them from engaging in the same conduct in the future. If President Trump avoids criminal prosecution for attempting to retain power despite being voted out of office or for compromising some of the country’s most sensitive national security secrets, the message to him and others who hold power will be clear: you can commit crimes that threaten the future of our democracy with impunity.

The rule of law is not self-enforcing. The individuals who serve in the Department of Justice and in prosecutors’ offices across the country are charged with upholding it. They must pursue criminal charges against President Trump if the facts, law, and principles of prosecution support doing so.

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to have Attorney General Sessions take over the investigation 2017 - 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Paul Manafort, a witness in special counsel investigation 2018 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by ordering White House Counsel McGahn to deny attempt to fire Mueller 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the prosecution of Paul Manafort by attempting to influence his jury 2018 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing Michael Cohen, a witness in the special counsel and congressional investigations 2018 - 2019 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2023 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

False public financial disclosure reports Failing to disclose a gift (pro bono services from Rudy Giuliani) and an asset (a personal loan to his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland) on his 2019 public financial disclosure report 2017 - 2019 False statement 18 U.S.C. § 1001 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

False public financial disclosure reports Failing to disclose a gift (pro bono services from Rudy Giuliani) and an asset (a personal loan to his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland) on his 2019 public financial disclosure report 2017 - 2019 Criminal violation of the Ethics in Government Act 5 U.S.C. app. § 102(a)(3)) No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Roger Stone, a witness in the special counsel investigation 2018 - 2019 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2024 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Corruptly seeking public statements from the President of Ukraine that would help President Trump win re-election in return for official actions, namely, a White House visit between the two leaders and the release of U.S. security assistance to Ukraine. 2019 Bribery 18 U.S.C. § 201 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Causing (personally and through subordinates) federal officials to engage in partisan political conduct by involving them in a plot to pressure a foreign country to investigate Trump's campaign rival 2019 Coercion of political activity 18 U.S.C. § 610 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Cohen to make and/or accepting an unlawful individual contribution (February 2015 online poll) 2015 Causing (or accepting) an individual contribution in excess of the lawful limit 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30116, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2020 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC’s failure to report AMI’s contribution (McDougal Story) 2016 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30104, 30109; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC’s failure to report Cohen’s contribution (Clifford Story) 2016 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30104, 30109; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Cohen to make and/or accepting an unlawful individual contribution (Clifford Story) 2016 Causing (or accepting) an individual campaign contribution in excess of statutory limits 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30116, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing American Media Inc. (AMI) to make and/or accepting (or causing his then lawyer Michael Cohen to accept) an unlawful corporate contribution related to Karen McDougal. 2016 Causing (or accepting) an unlawful corporate campaign contribution 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30118; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2021 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2022 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Conspiring to defraud the United States by undermining the lawful function of the FEC and/or violating federal campaign finance laws 2015 - 2017 Conspiring to commit campaign finance offenses and/or defraud the enforcement of campaign finance laws 18 U.S.C. § 371 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Causing Donald J. Trump for President LLC to file false reports with the FEC 2016 - 2017 Causing a campaign committee to fail to report an unlawful corporate contribution 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 1519 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Making a false statement by failing to disclose liability to Cohen for Clifford payment on 2017 public financial disclosure form 2017 Knowingly ommitting or failing to disclose a material fact 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source 1 Source 2

Campaign finance crimes and coverup Failing to disclose a liability to Cohen for Clifford payment on 2017 public financial disclosure form 2017 Knowingly and willfully failing to report required information 5 U.S.C. app. § 104(a)(1)-(2). Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 Source 1 Source 2

Destruction of presidential records Destruction of presidential records (during the period while Trump was President) 2017 - 2021 Willfull destruction of government property 18 U.S.C. § 1361 Uncertain. A grand jury has been investigating records act offenses committed after Trump left office, but it is unclear whether it will investigate potential offenses committed while he was still President 2022 - 2026 (depending on when the documents were destroyed) Source 1 Source 2

Destruction of presidential records Destruction of presidential records (during the period while Trump was President) 2017 - 2021 Willfull destruction of government records 18 U.S.C. § 2071 Uncertain. A grand jury has been investigating records act offenses committed after Trump left office, but it is unclear whether it will investigate potential offenses committed while he was still President 2022 - 2026 (depending on when the documents were destroyed) Source 1 Source 2

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Aiding Michael Cohen's false statements to Congress 2017 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. § 1001; 18 U.S.C. § 2 Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Influencing the cooperation of Michael Flynn, a witness in special counsel investigations 2017 Obstruction of justice and witness tampering 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(b); 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the investigaiton of Michael Flynn 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the FBI's Russia investigation by firing FBI Director James Comey 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to curtail Special Counsel Mueller's investigation 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the FBI's Russia investigation by trying to influence FBI Director Comey's announcement of the investigation 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Obstruction of the Russia and Special Counsel Investigations Corruptly obstructing or impeding the Special Counsel investigation by attempting to fire Special Counsel Mueller 2017 Obstruction of justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1503, 1505, 1512(c)(2) Investigation closed while Trump was president 2022 if the conduct is treated as an independent event or 2024 if the conduct is considered to be part of a series of continuing wrongs or conspiracy Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Soliciting Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to create fraudulent election results 2021 Intentional interference with the performance of election duties Ga. Code Ann. § 21-2-597 Active.The special grand jury has completed its investigation in Fulton County, GA, but its report has not yet been made public. According to DA, charges are "imminent". According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2023 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Improperly withholding security assistance to Ukraine for his own political gain 2019 Misappropriation of federal funds 18 U.S.C. § 641 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Directing government officials and personal associates not to cooperate with congressional investigations of his conduct and retailiating against witnesses who cooperated with the investigation 2019 Obstruction of Justice 18 U.S.C. §§ 1505, 1512 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source

Attempts to get Ukraine to interfere in 2020 election Asking a foreign national to open an investigation into a campaign rival--a thing of value that could constitute an unlawful foreign campaign expenditure 2019 Soliciting unlawful foreign campaign contributions 52 U.S.C. §§ 30109, 30121 No reports of an active or previous criminal investigation 2024 Source 1 Source 2

Pressuring federal officers to use their official positions for partisan politics Causing subordinate federal officials to violate the Hatch Act by pressuring and encouraging them to engage in partisan political conduct 2020 Criminal violation of the Hatch Act 18 U.S.C. § 595 Uncertain. The Office of the Special Counsel issued a report in which it determined that Secretary Pompeo and Acting Secretary Wolf’s violations originated within the White House, or possibly the Trump campaign or President Trump himself, and that President Trump laid the foundation for these and other Hatch Act violations by refusing to hold officials accountable for even the most flagrant and clear-cut Hatch Act violations. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Making a material false statement under oath and/or in a Georgia federal court proceeding. 2020 Perjury 18 U.S.C. § 1621 or § 1623 Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Conspiring with others to overturn the results of Georgia’s presidential election and to weaponize the Department of Justice in service of their larger campaign to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. 2020 - 2021 Conspiracy against rights 18 U.S.C. § 241 Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source 1 Source 2

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Depriving Georgia residents a fair and impartially conducted election process by pressuring the Georgia Secretary of State to falsify or overturn election results 2020 - 2021 Depriving state residents a fair and impartial election process 52 U.S.C. § 20511(2)(B) Active. News outlets have reported that a federal grand jury has been investigating aspects of the January 6 attack, including the planning of "stop the steal" protests, schemes to submit false electors from several states, and financing of the protests; however, it is not clear what specific crimes are being investigated. 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Repeatedly telling Secretary of State Raffensperger that he won the state of Georgia and listing numerous unfounded allegations of election fraud and wrongdoing 2020 - 2021 Knowingly making a false statement Ga. Code Ann. § 16-10-20 Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Causing or inducing validly counted votes to be altered or withheld from an official proceeding by communicating falsehoods and inaccuracies to the Georgia Secretary of State and insinuating that he and state officials were jeopardizing themselves for not uncovering election fraud 2020 - 2021 Influencing government officials to withhold or alter a record Ga. Code Ann. § 16-10-93 Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source

Attempts to steal the 2020 election Soliciting conduct by state officials to change the election results in his favor by committing one of several felonies 2020 - 2021 Criminal solicitation of a felony (false statements and writings, false official certificates, false swearing, and/or computer trespass) Ga. Code Ann. § 16-4-7 (soliciting at least one of Ga. Code Ann. §§ 16-10-1, 16-10-20, 16-10-71, 16-10-8, 16-9-1(b), 16-9-93(b), 16-9-93(c)) Active. A special grand jury has been convened in Fulton County, GA, but it is not clear precisely what criminal offenses are being investigated. According to the New York Times, "multiple allies of the former president have been told they are targets, including the state party chairman and members of the slate of fake electors." 2025 Source Forthcoming Brookings report

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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:15 AM
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Author: Fear-inspiring Electric Friendly Grandma Rigor

heh. there was a typo in the thread title. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30818889)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30818895)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30818930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: indigo thriller mexican immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31247004)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36425753)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: rambunctious address

wouldn't you already know the answer to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30819167)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Comical honey-headed azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30906832)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Avocado Fighting Garrison Masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30819178)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:23 PM
Author: vivacious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30819181)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: insecure laser beams

through the zip-lock bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30819190)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: navy shitlib native

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30819196)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Lake internet-worthy roast beef stage

That was the first time I ever read that end to end. Wish I had done so years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30819220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Gay legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30819201)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30820722)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Indecent slate half-breed

diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30819210)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: thirsty location alpha

Would be even more 180 if OP had spelled bare as bear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30824978)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30872703)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: big-titted state candlestick maker

(poo dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30872705)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30891775)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles

This would have been a 5 post thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30891803)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Big resort

op is high art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30891811)



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Date: July 11th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: thirsty location alpha

indubitably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30900712)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31036601)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Vigorous erotic electric furnace step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30892177)



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Date: July 11th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: autistic brunch

*sweaty 5'8" lawyer nervously wipes forward*

"Alright, we have a deal--just make it quick, or I'll sue you!"

*hands over wad of cash*

*unbuckles belt*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30900765)



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Date: July 13th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30922194)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30912311)



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Date: July 13th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30922166)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30925897)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: concupiscible mint cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30925922)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30977532)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Greedy Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30985193)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Adventurous Greedy Point

Is like to see if we can arrange this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#30985289)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31036597)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: mewling ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31036606)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Vermilion flirting plaza sound barrier

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094700)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 6:01 PM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31137075)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: Pontificating Effete Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31246975)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: indigo thriller mexican immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31247006)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31451877)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Vermilion flirting plaza sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33411693)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35271888)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36425755)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47651928)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47700374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31246956)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sienna market

okay, fine, i'll bump this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31247012)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:46 PM
Author: White Racy Dysfunction Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31285011)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: vivacious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31285016)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged 180 athletic conference business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33744721)



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Date: July 17th, 2023 5:29 PM
Author: anal philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46558436)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Floppy Cordovan Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31285017)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31451874)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31451888)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: violet abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31451898)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Pontificating Effete Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31623428)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Infuriating macaca

UVT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31623459)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31909440)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:20 PM
Author: irradiated sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31909477)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Curious Useless School

I just realized that this thread is that perfect shit the OP took, and we all grabbed it with are bare hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31909480)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32148196)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: bonkers station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33744741)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36425757)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: contagious lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36671116)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37611550)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 7:39 AM
Author: Plum Crotch Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46019333)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Iridescent odious partner stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49131199)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32082416)



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Date: May 10th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33270324)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good glassy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33401227)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: violet abode

this is the peak of civilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33401235)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded provocative theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33744712)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Lavender talented pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34104910)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Mustard Main People Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36177301)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Cracking university

this was indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47700350)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Exciting base jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33411727)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33744702)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Maize Cerebral Mad Cow Disease

(Lil' Dooky)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33744743)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34104854)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Magenta crawly locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34104908)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: spectacular well-lubricated faggot firefighter space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34105134)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Boyish aquamarine mediation

i cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34105153)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: carnelian menage blood rage

https://m.imgur.com/CnEeI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34105213)



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Date: September 7th, 2017 6:35 AM
Author: Boyish aquamarine mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34156286)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: awkward heady coldplay fan striped hyena

life in this moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34291670)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: awkward heady coldplay fan striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34375230)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34379571)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34432707)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: titillating saffron kitty patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34432718)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: jade angry prole principal's office

Thick as a man's wrist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34432799)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35119879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35430478)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35882014)



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Date: May 7th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36001991)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: jet church building cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36062730)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36177296)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Splenetic mind-boggling ratface office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36284008)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36284022)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Gay legend

thread of the decade 2008-2018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36284251)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Stubborn Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36425764)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Vermilion flirting plaza sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36425775)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse twisted hospital

erry day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36425773)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Greedy Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36484570)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Vermilion flirting plaza sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36671097)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: motley sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36683625)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37230688)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: painfully honest ocher multi-billionaire lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37278538)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Passionate new version



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:07 PM
Author: narrow-minded provocative theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37605860)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:08 PM
Author: Ruby idiotic school cafeteria famous landscape painting

Classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37605863)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: painfully honest ocher multi-billionaire lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37822837)



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded provocative theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37831995)



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: White Racy Dysfunction Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37832001)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Vermilion flirting plaza sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38248255)



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Date: June 11th, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: Nofapping Cyan Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38375568)



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Date: June 11th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Vermilion flirting plaza sound barrier

Probably one of the very best threads of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38375647)



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Date: August 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: painfully honest ocher multi-billionaire lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38742353)



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Date: August 26th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Galvanic Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38742365)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38791958)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: Sepia excitant hall

It's!

I take multiple pictures of my shits, from different angles and distances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38791984)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 7:40 AM
Author: Gold Aphrodisiac Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39083952)



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Date: November 7th, 2019 8:01 AM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39083979)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: thirsty location alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39118017)



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Date: November 20th, 2019 9:31 AM
Author: painfully honest ocher multi-billionaire lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39144213)



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Date: December 9th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive

This thread is incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39239827)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Pontificating Effete Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41064373)



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Date: May 8th, 2020 7:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40175298)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded provocative theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40349832)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 5:33 PM
Author: bateful violent newt



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Date: June 10th, 2020 8:06 AM
Author: Galvanic Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40389499)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40962265)



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Date: September 28th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: domesticated pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41001963)



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Date: September 28th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour hissy fit



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: Histrionic Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41064353)



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Date: December 13th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: Big resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41541217)



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Date: January 1st, 2021 9:34 AM
Author: Cracking university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41656030)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: White Racy Dysfunction Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41746268)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: cocky exhilarant halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41746274)



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:02 PM
Author: narrow-minded provocative theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41819014)



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles

Incredible thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41819019)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Black nighttime telephone

POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43841088)



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Date: January 24th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: costumed supple corn cake affirmative action



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Date: January 25th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Chartreuse twisted hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41819622)



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Date: March 25th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42165108)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 9:23 AM
Author: Histrionic Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42481407)



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Date: July 14th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: costumed supple corn cake affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42782027)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: Galvanic Public Bath

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42824942)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 4:56 PM
Author: Yellow whorehouse

not bare hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43063188)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse twisted hospital

u sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43576507)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43840685)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Stimulating Bat-shit-crazy Puppy

for future reference, this is an actual log of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49303155)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: Yellow whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43152202)



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Date: October 21st, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43308689)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43530503)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43530523)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 11:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse twisted hospital

yeah, i just shat a massive yellow-brown turd...but just flushed it down...there was no grabbing or anything like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43576502)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Pontificating Effete Dog Poop



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Date: March 12th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: cocky exhilarant halford



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Date: May 17th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Cobalt Lodge



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Date: May 28th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour hissy fit



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Date: May 28th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Bat-shit-crazy Puppy



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: appetizing aqua ladyboy



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive

I marvel at this thread every time it is bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44959350)



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Date: August 3rd, 2022 7:09 PM
Author: talking dull site jew

Historically important thread. So perfect I want to grab it with my bare hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44959379)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive

I want to grab it with yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47651931)



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Date: November 1st, 2022 10:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse twisted hospital



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Date: February 7th, 2023 10:15 AM
Author: vivacious personal credit line



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Date: March 5th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Vermilion flirting plaza sound barrier



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Date: March 7th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



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Date: March 16th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: motley sanctuary



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Date: April 29th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Gaped razzle fat ankles



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Date: July 17th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: flushed really tough guy



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Date: August 5th, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: motley sanctuary



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Date: August 8th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Yellow whorehouse



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Date: January 21st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Bat-shit-crazy Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47315032)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Black nighttime telephone



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Date: July 20th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Arousing trump supporter



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Date: September 28th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Yellow whorehouse



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Date: September 28th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48141917)



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: clear metal karate windowlicker



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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: cruel-hearted parlour hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48364407)



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Date: March 20th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Copper Adulterous Home Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48767415)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: dashing sick stead organic girlfriend



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Filthy tanning salon

i think this to my gf the other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49131189)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Lascivious Transparent Depressive



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Filthy tanning salon

not flame, although i misremembered it somewhat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49131418)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz church national security agency



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Stimulating Bat-shit-crazy Puppy

well time to AI image this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49303075)



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Date: September 25th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Copper Adulterous Home Regret



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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:22 AM
Author: Copper Adulterous Home Regret



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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Azure fiercely-loyal indirect expression



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: stirring shrine gaping

Happy new years everyone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49553665)