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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
floppy black stead laser beams
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
domesticated area
  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Chocolate field
  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
Transparent quadroon friendly grandma
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
floppy black stead laser beams
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
Transparent quadroon friendly grandma
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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Violet Rough-skinned Station
  09/12/16
why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
vermilion sandwich idiot
  07/31/16
That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
floppy black stead laser beams
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
vermilion sandwich idiot
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
floppy black stead laser beams
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
vermilion sandwich idiot
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd. Se...
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So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your o...
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: floppy black stead laser beams

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: domesticated area

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Crimson institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: copper curious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: offensive rebellious theatre

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: offensive rebellious theatre

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Chocolate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Transparent quadroon friendly grandma

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: floppy black stead laser beams

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Transparent quadroon friendly grandma

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: floppy black stead laser beams

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Violet Rough-skinned Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: vermilion sandwich idiot

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Irradiated philosopher-king halford

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: floppy black stead laser beams

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: vermilion sandwich idiot

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: floppy black stead laser beams

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: vermilion sandwich idiot

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Chocolate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: vivacious locus

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: dull gaped address

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: ebony bipolar fanboi shrine

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: domesticated area

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: dull gaped address



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Mint Dragon Deer Antler

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: domesticated area

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: floppy black stead laser beams

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating principal's office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: nubile foreskin plaza

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: awkward impertinent point cumskin

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Odious depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Buff Gaming Laptop

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: vermilion sandwich idiot

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: floppy black stead laser beams

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Buff Gaming Laptop

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: floppy black stead laser beams

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Buff Gaming Laptop

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: awkward impertinent point cumskin

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Buff Gaming Laptop

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: bonkers step-uncle's house mental disorder

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Buff Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Onyx Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Onyx Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Carmine casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: glassy fragrant stage ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Transparent quadroon friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: French Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Diverse church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Vigorous Naked Electric Furnace Garrison

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: dull gaped address

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Buff Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: infuriating aphrodisiac theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Sapphire Rambunctious Gas Station National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Translucent misunderstood dingle berry patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Fuchsia cuckoldry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored native ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: razzle menage trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: trip cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia cuckoldry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: stirring range double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: stirring range double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Flickering office

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Odious depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: racy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: bonkers step-uncle's house mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Confused sadistic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Vigorous Naked Electric Furnace Garrison

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: electric toilet seat crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: stirring range double fault

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: blathering pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Talented salmon spot

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: bateful vengeful nursing home

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: wild comical locale degenerate

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Buff Gaming Laptop

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: bonkers step-uncle's house mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Vigorous Naked Electric Furnace Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: jet indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Sinister Fighting Messiness Factory Reset Button

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Nighttime ruby people who are hurt whorehouse

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Legend

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: vermilion sandwich idiot

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed mother sanctuary

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Flushed rigor coffee pot

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Buff Gaming Laptop

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Crimson institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Harsh Genital Piercing Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Abnormal hairraiser theater

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly public bath mood

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: vermilion sandwich idiot

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly public bath mood

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: judgmental smoky internal respiration

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Chocolate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Vigorous Naked Electric Furnace Garrison

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: honey-headed soul-stirring cruise ship

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: charismatic beta piazza azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine spectacular stage

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: dashing keepsake machete stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: 180 abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: offensive rebellious theatre

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Adventurous queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: glassy fragrant stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Arousing Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Adventurous queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: glassy fragrant stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Angry school cafeteria knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: cerise really tough guy

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: glassy fragrant stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Flushed rigor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Effete ceo

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Onyx Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: concupiscible tattoo corn cake

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: concupiscible tattoo corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: peach church building gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Crimson institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: glassy fragrant stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: khaki parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Carmine casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: outnumbered parlour

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: alcoholic giraffe rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Stimulating chrome hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: arrogant galvanic den selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: alcoholic giraffe rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: maroon shitlib

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: floppy black stead laser beams

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: ivory national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: thirsty hell

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Sexy provocative orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Onyx Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Onyx Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Carmine casino

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Flushed rigor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: nudist vibrant immigrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Titillating seedy newt dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: walnut painfully honest brunch

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Onyx Persian

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: frozen startled university

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: supple fear-inspiring legal warrant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: glassy fragrant stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: glassy fragrant stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: supple fear-inspiring legal warrant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling market coldplay fan

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Crystalline mentally impaired forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: aqua set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: orange swashbuckling trailer park doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Arousing Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: khaki parlor

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: glittery chapel love of her life

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: supple fear-inspiring legal warrant library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: contagious site pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: glassy fragrant stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: contagious site pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Ultramarine spectacular stage

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: amethyst antidepressant drug sweet tailpipe

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: henna doobsian property

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia cuckoldry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Chestnut prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: henna doobsian property

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Chestnut prole

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: henna doobsian property

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: henna doobsian property

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Sexy provocative orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Light thriller potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: glassy fragrant stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Laughsome charcoal space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Bistre aromatic alpha

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored native ape

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Azure resort filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Titillating seedy newt dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: adulterous milky tanning salon

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Wonderful kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Excitant cobalt business firm regret

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: alcoholic giraffe rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Lavender state

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: stubborn school

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: copper curious preventive strike

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Titillating seedy newt dog poop

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49363699)