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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Laughsome drab meetinghouse

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Crimson box office

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Passionate Ticket Booth



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: iridescent scourge upon the earth corner



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: jade cerebral field ladyboy

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: jade cerebral field ladyboy

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: pale love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cheese-eating space pervert

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Laughsome drab meetinghouse

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cheese-eating space pervert

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome drab meetinghouse

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Hateful point potus



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic sound barrier

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: stimulating at-the-ready indirect expression cuckold

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Laughsome drab meetinghouse

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: aromatic sound barrier

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome drab meetinghouse

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: aromatic sound barrier

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: pale love of her life



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Sooty territorial piazza hairy legs

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: cerise pit

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: wine greedy kitty place of business

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Crimson box office

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: cerise pit



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: shimmering faggotry bbw

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Crimson box office

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Laughsome drab meetinghouse

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: appetizing nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: free-loading stock car

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: medicated aggressive home blood rage

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: lavender deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated station gay wizard

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: aromatic sound barrier

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: cracking bright temple

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Laughsome drab meetinghouse

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated station gay wizard

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Laughsome drab meetinghouse

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated station gay wizard

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: medicated aggressive home blood rage

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated station gay wizard

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: cracking bright temple

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Racy site

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated station gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chrome fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chrome fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: fuchsia therapy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen cumskin incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cheese-eating space pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: sexy police squad karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: heady library associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: bespoke exhilarant rehab mother

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: cerise pit

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Well-lubricated station gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Useless garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Excitant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: effete gold forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Indigo hyperventilating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: transparent boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lime locale wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Amber laser beams principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Indigo hyperventilating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: misanthropic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: misanthropic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: stirring stead feces

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: lavender deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: azure deranged community account dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Racy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: metal orchestra pit travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: bespoke exhilarant rehab mother

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: boyish whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: misanthropic national security agency

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: maroon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Vibrant address

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cracking bright temple

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious Supple Property

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Selfie

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Well-lubricated station gay wizard

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Racy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: bespoke exhilarant rehab mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: sadistic shaky mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse newt

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: rusted bipolar range

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: primrose big-titted lettuce shrine

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: aromatic sound barrier

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: self-centered razzle-dazzle theater stage mexican

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: burgundy foreskin

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Well-lubricated station gay wizard

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: cracking bright temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Passionate Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: cracking bright temple

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: federal histrionic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Talented spot organic girlfriend

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: lake marvelous legend haunted graveyard

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Irradiated trust fund

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: aromatic sound barrier

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Irradiated trust fund

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: cracking bright temple

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Talented spot organic girlfriend

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: 180 house

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: pale love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: aquamarine idea he suggested candlestick maker

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: bespoke exhilarant rehab mother

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Toilet Seat

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: adventurous fighting chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: cracking bright temple

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Idiotic narrow-minded athletic conference halford

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Ungodly Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: cracking bright temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: walnut trip abode patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: jade cerebral field ladyboy

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: chest-beating vengeful milk base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Aqua Coiffed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: cracking bright temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: chest-beating vengeful milk base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: cracking bright temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: cracking bright temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Offensive School Brethren

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: burgundy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: geriatric obsidian area

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chrome fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour hunting ground

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: hairraiser parlor doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Passionate Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Lascivious swollen cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Slimy coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: fuchsia therapy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Demanding internal respiration immigrant

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: curious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: bistre public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Demanding internal respiration immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Demanding internal respiration immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Sticky genital piercing famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: curious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: bateful beta dog poop resort

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Laughsome drab meetinghouse

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: autistic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dun stage legal warrant

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: dashing set marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chrome fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chrome fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: fuchsia therapy water buffalo

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: burgundy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: titillating buck-toothed tanning salon mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: electric talking church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: flirting submissive university

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chrome fortuitous meteor

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling preventive strike plaza

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Peach Contagious Mental Disorder Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Peach Contagious Mental Disorder Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Slippery location dingle berry

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: zombie-like purple lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: floppy party of the first part locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: brindle magical hospital really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Aqua Coiffed Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Slimy coffee pot

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Navy den pisswyrm

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Peach Contagious Mental Disorder Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: spectacular mahogany roast beef antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Lascivious swollen cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: spectacular mahogany roast beef antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Idiotic narrow-minded athletic conference halford

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Khaki bearded jew

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Rose Arousing Dysfunction Market

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Indigo hyperventilating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Pearl Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Rose Arousing Dysfunction Market

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Pearl Hell

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Rose Arousing Dysfunction Market

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Rose Arousing Dysfunction Market

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: dashing set marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: judgmental regret center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Lascivious swollen cumskin incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Glittery Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sanctuary rigor

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: transparent boltzmann

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Outnumbered hairless weed whacker nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: electric talking church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: opaque dead hall ape

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Motley costumed old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Orchid hideous national

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: curious church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Insane magenta friendly grandma

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Irate Adulterous Office

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: iridescent scourge upon the earth corner

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: electric talking church building

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Olive business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: iridescent scourge upon the earth corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49777531)