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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: flushed kitchen

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant Business Firm



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Ebony Goyim

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: garnet pocket flask

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: charismatic purple base foreskin

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: hot supple indian lodge



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: charismatic purple base foreskin



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Titillating Judgmental Heaven



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Tan Arrogant Marketing Idea Space



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Narrow-minded canary house newt

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded canary house newt

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: offensive whorehouse



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Irate degenerate site



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: lascivious depressive

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Brass Cuckoldry

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: disgusting spectacular area persian

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Fragrant federal theater stage coffee pot

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Brass Cuckoldry

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed stag film

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant Business Firm



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Underhanded cerebral office pisswyrm

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Pungent Half-breed Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring sandwich ticket booth

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring sandwich ticket booth

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring sandwich ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring sandwich ticket booth

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded canary house newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Diverse cyan gas station

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Diverse cyan gas station

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Diverse cyan gas station

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: 180 Idiotic Den

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: violet dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49763415)