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I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: hateful multi-colored dilemma cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: hateful multi-colored dilemma cuckoldry Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. 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Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. 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I know you plan to spend tonight with the family, so hopefully this doesn't impact you. I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Crystalline lascivious cruise ship background story Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. 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Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. 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Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." 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I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: Curious flushed tank milk lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: Sexy range bbw JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: Laughsome useless corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674326) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sunday morning" Come on man this is a bridge too far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668890) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: odious fluffy idea he suggested Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43678768) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: grizzly mother home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668866) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668877) Date: October 20th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48218185) Date: November 18th, 2024 4:32 AM Author: Sexy range bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48351022) Date: November 18th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48354532) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:47 AM Author: aqua scourge upon the earth faggotry Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: Massive Mind-boggling Organic Girlfriend Please tell me this is satire. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668934) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, "At least I don't have sex with men for money," the senior associate mutters to himself again and again throughout this email exchange. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668991) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt (looks out window to see local well known shitlaw king from local TTT at bar at 1pm in santa hat handing out business cards and buying rounds) "Heh. Loser." 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668883) Date: November 4th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48279803) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: contagious high-end sound barrier set insane thing about this thread is that its christmas eve, but a jew observing a regular shabbat this evening wouldnt get placed on this assignment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668894) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:22 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, Haha yeah "insane" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668899) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: abnormal address regret its downright meshuggah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669783) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:32 PM Author: fuchsia comical liquid oxygen There is way more direction and instruction by the partner in this thread than I ever received. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668955) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:39 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668977) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt Hey LaShonda, Just a heads up, these shells are for the wrong court and have the wrong case number. No biggie, just wanted to make you aware for the future. Hope you're enjoying your time off, see you next week! (Autoreply) "im out of office until monday because of christmas wishing you all a BLESSED christmas lashonda" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43668993) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, *LaShonda's gaudy email footer -- which is totally against firm protocol on several different levels -- features a gif of a winking black Santa loading up a pimped-out sleigh on chrome rims with 8 prancing reindeer in sunglasses dancing around, right beneath a picture of a staid manger scene (Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus are all notably bronze looking however) with "THA REASON 4 THA SEASON" written in glistening "frosted" 30 pt font beneath it* *Closing the auto-reply email, that nagging voice in your head still haunts you with fears that the phrase "festive season" which you ultimately included in your response copying the CDO might be construed as being "over the line"... after all, you've just worked too damn hard over the last decade to be taking any chances at this point, with the prospect of a service partnership bump hopefully just a year or two away now...* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669005) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669012) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:49 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt *your eyes barely register the animated purple sparkles and glistening spinning rims, as all length correspondence between you and partner for the last month has featured this footer appearing 30 times* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669023) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:14 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669129) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:42 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674380) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:27 PM Author: Effete Light Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669204) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Aphrodisiac harsh church building boltzmann whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669302) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:56 PM Author: aromatic theater feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669336) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:00 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669352) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: Topaz black woman box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680959) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681323) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: drab ungodly area halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43682737) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:46 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44299160) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44604400) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:05 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45067428) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: Floppy canary trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45287603) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:41 PM Author: Adventurous Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45393839) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:42 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45393841) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:41 AM Author: Sexy range bbw JFC.... 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The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours. Please advise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669028) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, And that'll be enough internet for today. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669031) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: 180 Azn University Wow a TBF tap out. Not sure I’ve ever seen that before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669178) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, The Jews have finally won. Dark day. PS: Let's be honest I'm still gonna megapost over Christmas. PPS: Fuck niggers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669390) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Exhilarant partner rigor That was just the partner signing off after implying associate made a major fuck up violating labor laws and sinking his chances at breakfast in the future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669430) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669436) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:26 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to deny breakfast /fire at any time in the future "for cause". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669481) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: talented rusted national main people "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours." This is the best part. Partner is asking a question as he is still performing a genuine inquiry, but then immediately reprimands you by telling you what the fucking legal penalty is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674375) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I skimmed the shell. LaShonda got a nice start. But, as you point out, the shell contains state court information, we are in federal. We will need to revise the caption along with the general objections. I'm more concerned that the shell appears to only contain 1/2 of the document requests. Not sure why this is. Any luck with IT? We need to the entire fire, including the PDF of the discovery requests served on us several weeks ago. And then we will need to circle-back with the client to request any outstanding documents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669537) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: Exhilarant partner rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669571) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket until Sunday. I trust you understand the urgency of this matter and what I expect. Although, as I just reminded you, please be mindful of how you use firm resources. The client is cost conscious. Did you ever get ahold of Junior Associate? Have a Happy Holidays! (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669574) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cell tower. I now have reception up here (still a bit spotty, but hey, beggers can't be choosers!). Better than nothing. Keep me in the loop this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow as you assign research and begin drafting. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669623) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associate X) Hello? Are you working on this? Again, this is an urgent matter that I need you working on right now. Heading into the family's Christmas party now. Please update me whenever you manage to get started on this. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669648) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas party" Brother you are doing God's work in this thread but this vile and preposterous anti-Christian slander has to stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669827) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt op mainlining has already established partner as a goy. also you know that tons of biglol partners are wasp faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669849) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:28 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, "Robert L. Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbaum in Brooklyn, New York on September 4, 1950) is a former AUSA and senior litigation partner who currently serves as the 8th Chairman of Cohen & Cohen LLP, a prominent New York corporate defense firm founde..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43670012) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:31 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt Early Life: Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbaum) was born in Brooklyn, New York, the son of Russian and German-born Jewish Parents. His father, Moeshe Goldbaum (died 1996), was a prominent Manhattan banker who immigrated from Russia is 1918. His mother, Sarah Rothchild (died 2002), immigrated from Germany in 1921, and was a distant relative of the Rothchild banking family. Robert L. Smith graduated from Yestiva University magna cum laude with a B.A. in Political Science in 1972. Afterwards, Smith graduated cum laude from Columbia University Law School. Before becoming an AUSA, Smith clerked for Phillip Goldstein on the... [view history page on wikipedia reveals a contentious, 10-year long edit battle between user "ClaireBear180" and an unregistered IP address located in downtown Manhattan] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43670344) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:20 PM Author: thriller kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681028) Date: December 29th, 2021 12:43 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43694493) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:47 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44299164) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:04 AM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681321) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:10 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48279453) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:16 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48371527) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:17 PM Author: Cyan Federal Fanboi lol @ not being able to bill for it. It all falls under drafting responses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43670696) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:22 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt Senior Associate X, I'm looking at your time sheet for this. The amount of hours billed for "drafting responses" is not going to fly with this client. As I mentioned in prior correspondence, the client is very cost sensitive. We're going to have to shave a lot of your hours on this. This type of work is something that we should be delegated to firm staff, and I recommend you use them in the future. It's important that you learn how to delegate these tasks. Thank, Equity Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43670713) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:24 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43670720) Date: December 24th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Exhilarant partner rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43671256) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:07 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674185) Date: December 29th, 2021 12:43 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43694494) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: twisted scarlet friendly grandma spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44515742) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:37 PM Author: cobalt sex offender fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45677843) Date: August 23rd, 2024 4:47 PM Author: amber arrogant double fault nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47999773) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:17 PM Author: concupiscible heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669142) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:20 PM Author: Judgmental deep business firm electric furnace bro all I want for christmas is to be a biglaw litigator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669165) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:00 PM Author: sinister jew public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669355) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:04 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Senior Associate X, One more thought. You might reach out to Adolf for his view on the big picture on this one. Several years ago, he went to trial on a very similar case. Tell him to bill his time. He usually stays local for the holidays, so he should get back to you quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669368) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:11 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, "Thanks, Larry. Funny, great minds -- I was just thinking of Adolf myself ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669397) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:16 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button He's one of our best. After we push out the response, remind me to tell you about the time Adolf and I went to NOLA for doc review on asbestos litigation back in the '90s. Let's just say things got a bit wild one night. In all seriousness, thanks again for jumping on this. This client told me earlier today that she plans to send more work our way. This is a great opportunity for you to get client interaction. I won't practice forever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669419) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:27 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, I'll hold you to that -- sounds like a gas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43669485) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:25 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button Any luck getting in touch with Adolf? Eager for you to convey his "take" on all this to me. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43670003) Date: December 24th, 2021 6:44 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button ?? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45240215) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: sinister jew public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672572) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Frozen brunch sweet tailpipe i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law school if they saw a thread like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672579) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're just a bunch of poli-sci shitheads that are allergic to work" "if it's really that bad, i'll lateral in a couple years after paying off my loans" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672644) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672648) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: Frozen brunch sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672651) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: concupiscible heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672659) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: Laughsome useless corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672930) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674163) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:49 PM Author: talented rusted national main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674408) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674439) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:15 PM Author: Exhilarant partner rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43675087) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: honey-headed principal's office shitlib mods plz ban (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43678951) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:48 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44299169) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: twisted scarlet friendly grandma spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44515744) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44604402) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Marvelous Bawdyhouse Macaca Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45642920) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:46 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Coldplay Fan Place Of Business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#47206901) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:43 AM Author: Wonderful puppy XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring law students actually ventured here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: exciting mahogany reading party crackhouse Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672657) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:17 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button 180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672666) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted and appreciated. I will let Senior Associate X get you up to speed (copied here). He is closer to the file, including the documents, all of which include lots of Company "jargon" that he will need to walk you through so you fully grasp the research issues. If you have any questions after connecting with him, shoot me an email. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43672661) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything else that I can help with!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674169) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone as, Terminator-style, his evil reptilian kike brain keys in on all critical aspects of the message and instantly formulates the following firm and comprehensive assessment: - "merry" not capitalized = lacks attention to detail, potential source of liability, do not trust - Use of "merry (sic) Christmas" as a greeting in the first place = both naive and culturally insensitive, additional potential source of liability, strike two red alert danger danger Conclusion: This particular junior will be tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive gruntwork, actively run into the ground, eventually counseled off of the case as soon as a better junior becomes available, and thereafter bad-mouthed to fellow partners whenever the opportunity organically arises -- and there is absolutely nothing that they can say or do moving forward to substantially change this assessment/fate* Response: "Thanks so much First Year Y, I really appreciate the 'can do' attitude -- welcome to the team!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674182) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:06 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button 1 fucking 80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674184) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:11 PM Author: Flesh Fragrant Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674205) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:12 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674210) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt (first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggnogs into his family's Christmas luncheon. Having not heard from Senior Associate X or Equity Partner regarding what his task is, and being unsure of whether he should repeat his ask for instructions from equity partner, he has gravely misunderstood the urgency of this matter, the amount of work it will require, and the precarious situation he's in now. Additionally, he has confused the partners casual and friendly tone as having established some genuine rapport. Spurned on by his naivety, obliviousness, and growing intoxication, he shoots off the following email to equity partner) Hey (partners first name), Still haven't heard from Senior Associate X. Eager to get started on this. I'm at my family's Xmas party right now so I might be "out of pocket" at times. Please lmk what I can do to help with this. Cheers, (first years first name) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674317) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button !!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674323) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action To be fair, Jesus fucking Christ "lmk" "PS ty again for the opportunity, no cap lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674330) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49146074) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field Really nailing it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674454) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:57 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674783) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49146075) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:25 PM Author: Exhilarant partner rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43675132) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:32 PM Author: concupiscible heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43675659) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:42 PM Author: Laughsome useless corner Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43678746) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680463) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:01 PM Author: twisted scarlet friendly grandma spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44515751) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44604398) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: cobalt sex offender fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45677863) Date: July 4th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: twisted scarlet friendly grandma spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#46510103) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:59 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674446) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:58 PM Author: Judgmental deep business firm electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674785) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:22 PM Author: Exhilarant partner rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43675120) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:48 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43676278) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680465) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:20 PM Author: Topaz black woman box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681027) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:57 AM Author: drab ungodly area halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43682826) Date: December 29th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43694180) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44298751) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: cobalt sex offender fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44298822) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44299181) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:09 PM Author: nofapping digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44604326) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44604405) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:21 PM Author: Marvelous Bawdyhouse Macaca god please kill me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45642927) Date: November 4th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48282046) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:39 PM Author: cobalt sex offender fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45677857) Date: December 22nd, 2022 9:55 PM Author: Titillating Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45679212) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45899088) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: Judgmental deep business firm electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48279376) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48279384) Date: November 20th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48359661) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674140) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Big-titted circlehead High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the creators, their inspiration, society and those of us taking the time to read it). Going to kill myself now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674179) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:23 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674274) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674434) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43674459) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: Irradiated Embarrassed To The Bone Parlor Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43678908) Date: December 26th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: talented rusted national main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680083) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44299182) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: diverse purple degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44515719) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45899089) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:21 PM Author: thirsty shrine quadroon i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading this last night still literally gave me nightmares all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43675118) Date: December 25th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: Frozen brunch sweet tailpipe lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43675428) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:33 PM Author: concupiscible heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43675668) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: Irradiated Embarrassed To The Bone Parlor Roast Beef This deserves some kind of thread of the year award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43678913) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680272) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680707) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680735) Date: December 26th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: talented rusted national main people Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before her flight? Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: concupiscible heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Vibrant abode "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: Silver insane native stain 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: twisted scarlet friendly grandma spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: Topaz black woman box office this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" "uh, there isn't a deadline for X now that the Court granted our motion" "I don't care, I expected a draft this morning" "well, I'm out of pocket for the next hour. I'll get you the draft tonight" [haven't even assessed X to know if this is possible] "well, I'd like some family time the next two days too." [hanukkah ended three weeks ago, Mort] fortunately X was pretty easy and I got a nice email from Mort at 10 AM on Christmas Eve copying the whole team saying "Nice job on this." I then worked until 5 PM on Christmas Eve getting signoff from everyone on our team and conferring with opposing. I did not work on Christmas itself but billed 2 hours today on the aftermath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681054) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:26 AM Author: Stimulating startling temple Got pulling 500k+ at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681216) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:28 AM Author: Topaz black woman box office indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681223) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: dashing fighting office skinny woman You could save a million dollars after a few years and just go fuck around like Tommy Don’t feel terribly bad for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681324) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:14 AM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field That's not really how it works. Many of these people have families and live in a high COL area. It is entirely plausible that after massive taxes, the house, the massive property taxes, kids, and on and on, he's barely coming out ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681338) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:17 AM Author: Irradiated Embarrassed To The Bone Parlor Roast Beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681345) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:45 AM Author: Sienna vengeful indian lodge gaping Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower salary= no massive taxes House? See above re high COL area-- sell house for a small fortune, move, get nicer house kids-- more time at home, wife can help with childcare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45067829) Date: January 12th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: Motley godawful locus 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save 150k-200k/yr. It will take a fair amount of time before that gets you to financial independence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43772202) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: drab ungodly area halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43681290) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: abnormal address regret this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah vet's backyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43690075) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:37 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43690085) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:26 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43700822) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43700879) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: talented rusted national main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43692583) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:47 PM Author: brilliant garrison volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43692607) Date: December 30th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: grizzly mother home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43701464) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: cobalt sex offender fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44298799) Date: April 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: Excitant fantasy-prone meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44299237) Date: May 15th, 2022 3:53 PM Author: twisted scarlet friendly grandma spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44516646) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Vigorous Bull Headed Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44604406) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Sexy range bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45240224) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button My brothers of the Written Word! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! For we have seen the darkness, and overcome it, whether or not Wesley tried to take us down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#48279410) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:49 PM Author: brilliant garrison volcanic crater I had many scenarios this when I was in banking. I pushed back/refused hard on 2 during my last 6 months and am forever grateful that I did so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43692615) Date: January 12th, 2022 1:42 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43772033) Date: January 17th, 2022 9:46 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43797195) Date: January 18th, 2022 7:32 AM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43802325) Date: February 13th, 2022 4:55 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#43961642) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:31 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44077243) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:39 PM Author: Razzmatazz mad cow disease stage Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if there's some more to be done on this matter! Thanks for covering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44077287) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: Marvelous Bawdyhouse Macaca *firm is a pile of rubble* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#45642944) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44298593) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Medicated Underhanded People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44298596) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44299188) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44341219) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Silver insane native stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44341319) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:07 PM Author: Misanthropic bonkers goal in life factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#44604314) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Transparent supple lodge Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and why I'm happy now. 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