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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
startling sepia forum main people
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Histrionic Crystalline Meetinghouse Psychic
  11/24/25
No
Copper up-to-no-good kitty cat property
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
startling sepia forum main people
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
excitant insane juggernaut round eye
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Copper up-to-no-good kitty cat property
  11/24/25
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Mint Windowlicker Temple
  11/25/25
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chartreuse center sweet tailpipe
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Mint Windowlicker Temple
  11/24/25
dot or feather
startling sepia forum main people
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Mint Windowlicker Temple
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
startling sepia forum main people
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Mint Windowlicker Temple
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
ultramarine scourge upon the earth kitchen
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
startling sepia forum main people
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
ultramarine scourge upon the earth kitchen
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
startling sepia forum main people
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
ultramarine scourge upon the earth kitchen
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Multi-colored Bawdyhouse
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
Histrionic Crystalline Meetinghouse Psychic
  11/24/25
yes
mewling regret ratface
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
cerise very tactful cruise ship
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
startling sepia forum main people
  11/24/25
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Shimmering mischievous nibblets
  11/24/25
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stimulating public bath therapy
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gaped misanthropic faggotry hell
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
carnelian electric menage gaping
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
startling sepia forum main people
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
carnelian electric menage gaping
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
White low-t theater macaca
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
godawful boiling water
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
Amethyst incel milk
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Histrionic Crystalline Meetinghouse Psychic
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Razzle Roast Beef Organic Girlfriend
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Shimmering mischievous nibblets
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
puce mad cow disease
  11/24/25
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Marvelous Aqua Shitlib Selfie
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
floppy yarmulke gas station
  11/24/25
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Tantric bistre corner pisswyrm
  11/25/25
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startling sepia forum main people
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Big-titted blood rage garrison
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
cerise very tactful cruise ship
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
vigorous reading party trailer park
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Big-titted blood rage garrison
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
stubborn abode
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Big-titted blood rage garrison
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
glittery sapphire idea he suggested
  11/25/25
...
carnelian electric menage gaping
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Emerald lettuce
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Arousing primrose state
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
Twinkling hall people who are hurt
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: startling sepia forum main people

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Crystalline Meetinghouse Psychic

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Copper up-to-no-good kitty cat property

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: startling sepia forum main people

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: excitant insane juggernaut round eye

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Copper up-to-no-good kitty cat property

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Mint Windowlicker Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: chartreuse center sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Mint Windowlicker Temple

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: startling sepia forum main people

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Mint Windowlicker Temple

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: startling sepia forum main people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Mint Windowlicker Temple

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ultramarine scourge upon the earth kitchen

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: startling sepia forum main people

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: ultramarine scourge upon the earth kitchen

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: startling sepia forum main people

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: ultramarine scourge upon the earth kitchen

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored Bawdyhouse

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Crystalline Meetinghouse Psychic

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: mewling regret ratface

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: cerise very tactful cruise ship

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: startling sepia forum main people

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Shimmering mischievous nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: stimulating public bath therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: gaped misanthropic faggotry hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: carnelian electric menage gaping

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: startling sepia forum main people

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: carnelian electric menage gaping

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: White low-t theater macaca

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: godawful boiling water

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Amethyst incel milk

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Crystalline Meetinghouse Psychic

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Razzle Roast Beef Organic Girlfriend

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Shimmering mischievous nibblets

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: puce mad cow disease

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Aqua Shitlib Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: floppy yarmulke gas station

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Tantric bistre corner pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: startling sepia forum main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Big-titted blood rage garrison

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: cerise very tactful cruise ship

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: vigorous reading party trailer park

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Big-titted blood rage garrison

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: stubborn abode

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Big-titted blood rage garrison

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: glittery sapphire idea he suggested

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: carnelian electric menage gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Emerald lettuce

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Arousing primrose state

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Twinkling hall people who are hurt

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49460651)