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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
violent cracking partner
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
violent cracking partner
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks
  01/05/26
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Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks
  01/06/26
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razzmatazz crawly black woman
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
coral spectacular depressive
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Provocative snowy dilemma party of the first part
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Maize parlor
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Sepia Disrespectful Pit
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/06/26
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exhilarant orchestra pit trump supporter
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Maize parlor
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Sepia Disrespectful Pit
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Comical candlestick maker puppy
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Sepia Disrespectful Pit
  01/06/26
Lmao
Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks
  01/06/26
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Tripping Abusive Lettuce
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
jade beta trailer park boistinker
  01/06/26
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violent cracking partner
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: violent cracking partner

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: violent cracking partner

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz crawly black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: coral spectacular depressive

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Provocative snowy dilemma party of the first part

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Maize parlor

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Sepia Disrespectful Pit

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: exhilarant orchestra pit trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Maize parlor

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Sepia Disrespectful Pit

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Comical candlestick maker puppy

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Sepia Disrespectful Pit

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Walnut school cafeteria wagecucks

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Tripping Abusive Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: jade beta trailer park boistinker

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: violent cracking partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49566761)