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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
trip olive haunted graveyard
  01/16/26
:(
high-end orchestra pit
  01/16/26
That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
henna foreskin kitty cat
  01/16/26
The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
Fiercely-loyal aquamarine den scourge upon the earth
  01/16/26
100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
trip olive haunted graveyard
  01/16/26
Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
pearly low-t theater stage doctorate
  01/17/26
I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
rose bipolar genital piercing
  01/17/26
I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
swollen affirmative action marketing idea
  01/16/26
Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo ...
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trip olive haunted graveyard
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Mustard set
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180 massive stead
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Idiotic tattoo
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About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
comical space
  01/16/26
Bloody heroic
Passionate school cafeteria coffee pot
  01/16/26
what did he price his product at?
beady-eyed filthy cruise ship jew
  01/16/26
how tall is he?
heady associate
  01/16/26
5'10
trip olive haunted graveyard
  01/16/26
Why did you bury the lede.
comical space
  01/16/26
cq
heady associate
  01/16/26
Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
swollen affirmative action marketing idea
  01/16/26
I would say so.
swollen affirmative action marketing idea
  01/16/26
yes.
azure sandwich
  01/16/26
Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
Puce Ladyboy Crackhouse
  01/16/26
flame
Sapphire excitant pistol
  01/16/26
Not flame
trip olive haunted graveyard
  01/16/26
link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
Sapphire excitant pistol
  01/16/26
there’s tons
heady associate
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trip olive haunted graveyard
  01/16/26
cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for p...
azure sandwich
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trip olive haunted graveyard
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I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months no...
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: trip olive haunted graveyard

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: high-end orchestra pit

:(

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: henna foreskin kitty cat

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594803)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aquamarine den scourge upon the earth

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594808)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: trip olive haunted graveyard

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594811)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: pearly low-t theater stage doctorate

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: rose bipolar genital piercing

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49596195)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: swollen affirmative action marketing idea

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594810)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: zombie-like dopamine corn cake

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594818)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: trip olive haunted graveyard



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: appetizing party of the first part puppy



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: exciting shaky factory reset button



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Internet-worthy medicated boiling water



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Transparent Trailer Park Masturbator



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Mustard set



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: 180 massive stead



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Idiotic tattoo



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: comical space

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Passionate school cafeteria coffee pot

Bloody heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594821)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed filthy cruise ship jew

what did he price his product at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594824)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: heady associate

how tall is he?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594828)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: trip olive haunted graveyard

5'10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594829)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: comical space

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: heady associate

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594834)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: swollen affirmative action marketing idea

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: swollen affirmative action marketing idea

I would say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594845)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: azure sandwich

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49595178)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Puce Ladyboy Crackhouse

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Sapphire excitant pistol

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594926)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: trip olive haunted graveyard

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49594933)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Sapphire excitant pistol

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: heady associate

there’s tons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49595044)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: trip olive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49595140)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: azure sandwich

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: trip olive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49595877)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Racy Multi-billionaire Kitty

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: 180 massive stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026show=today#49595186)