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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
Swashbuckling geriatric persian
  08/21/26
THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
fluffy property death wish
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Underhanded sooty house rigor
  08/21/26
"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
Lemon Hot Rehab
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boyish brunch
  08/21/26
let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
Lilac Locale
  08/21/26
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Trip Mint Institution
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
greedy dead theatre codepig
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
coiffed twinkling legend
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
charismatic national security agency garrison
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
Lilac Locale
  08/21/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling geriatric persian

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: fluffy property death wish

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Underhanded sooty house rigor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Lemon Hot Rehab

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: boyish brunch



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Lilac Locale

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Trip Mint Institution



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: greedy dead theatre codepig

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: coiffed twinkling legend

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: charismatic national security agency garrison

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Lilac Locale

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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