Gold is skyrocketing, which means inflation is out of control and we hahafucked
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Date: October 13th, 2025 9:43 PM Author: puce insane incel parlor
Not sure if this is sarcasm or what but you just walk right up to the gold vaults and tell the guards, "Hello good sirs. I have a matter of great importance to discuss. I was a shareholder in the SPDR Gold Shares ETF before The Collapse, and by all rights I am entitled to redeem these certificates for a small but nonetheless somewhat substantial share of the bullion stored in this vault. As you can see, although electronic trading has been offline for some years now, these printouts from Etrade show that my account is and always has been in good standing with your employers. Now I trust that even in these trying times, your employers are men of integrity, their word is their bond, and they intend to make good on their debts from days gone by. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just collect the bullion and be on my way."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786198&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49347505) |
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