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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
nighttime hall
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
nighttime hall
  08/14/26
No you
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
Bat-shit-crazy vengeful business firm ape
  08/14/26
(marcion)
buck-toothed razzle-dazzle public bath
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
boyish filthy son of senegal
  08/14/26
...
nighttime hall
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Wonderful abnormal area ladyboy
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
...
nighttime hall
  08/14/26
...
cracking faggot firefighter
  08/14/26
...
Anal stag film
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Poppy Whorehouse French Chef
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Poppy Whorehouse French Chef
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Poppy Whorehouse French Chef
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Vibrant trailer park
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Sepia motley puppy
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
😲
Sepia motley puppy
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Sepia motley puppy
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
nighttime hall
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
Ghastly
vigorous parlor newt
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
cream stirring church building
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
chartreuse nursing home
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
heady ruby bawdyhouse
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
lascivious regret mother
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
lascivious regret mother
  08/15/26
...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
electric ungodly step-uncle's house tank
  08/15/26
Factual
spectacular wrinkle
  08/15/26
...
nighttime hall
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
spectacular wrinkle
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
narrow-minded masturbator
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: nighttime hall

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: nighttime hall

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy vengeful business firm ape

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: buck-toothed razzle-dazzle public bath

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: boyish filthy son of senegal

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: nighttime hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Wonderful abnormal area ladyboy

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: nighttime hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: cracking faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Anal stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Poppy Whorehouse French Chef

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Poppy Whorehouse French Chef

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Poppy Whorehouse French Chef

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Vibrant trailer park

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Sepia motley puppy

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Sepia motley puppy

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Sepia motley puppy

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: nighttime hall

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: vigorous parlor newt

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: cream stirring church building

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: chartreuse nursing home

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: heady ruby bawdyhouse

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: lascivious regret mother

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: lascivious regret mother

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: electric ungodly step-uncle's house tank

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: spectacular wrinkle

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: nighttime hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: spectacular wrinkle

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded masturbator

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070112)