Just imagine what pussy and sex was like for most of human existence
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM Author: transparent twisted native
They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.
Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.
And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.
The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.
Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.
Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.
I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.
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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: lilac awkward school cafeteria
" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "
This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#33000116)
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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM Author: Diverse Emerald Legend Property
lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people
The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#33004924)
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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM Author: Dark Range Roommate
This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.
The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.
People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.
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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM Author: talking international law enforcement agency hospital
ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?
if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.
without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.
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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM Author: umber blood rage
great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer
http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg
people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds
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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM Author: Blue Dashing School Doctorate
I think about this poast all of the time
Even brought it up to friends in conversation
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#42602034) |
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