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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM Author: Honey-headed stage
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.
it could be you. it could be you
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26908684) |
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: alcoholic lodge mexican
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."
What else could it be?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26908711) |
Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM Author: Big Dragon
Damn, sounds like a suicide:
For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26908717) |
Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: electric bearded whorehouse black woman
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.
However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26908826) |
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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Lemon ratface
do NOT talk that way about a scholar
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26909419) |
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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: brindle disrespectful regret
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/
Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.
Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.
Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.
If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.
Thank you.
Greg Schick
August 2009
Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26922907) |
Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM Author: glassy swollen stead trump supporter
"Six years, pumo! . . .
Six years -- four hundred depositions --
a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --
eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!
...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --
six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26909368)
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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: carmine seedy institution
"His means were modest"
LOL at that bullshit
six figure income is not "modest means"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26909402) |
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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM Author: Elite Naked Gas Station Legend
*has net worth of -210000*
*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*
*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26912290) |
Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Provocative violent state
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.
Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."
Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26909535) |
Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM Author: Rambunctious roast beef
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26910011)
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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: exciting offensive property
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.
I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26910018) |
Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: metal quadroon dysfunction
earl-bot says:
what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26910120)
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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Outnumbered hall toilet seat
Partner didn't give attention
To the fact that client didn't care
King Jeremy the wicked
Billed his hours
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26912199) |
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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM Author: wonderful pink location athletic conference
Clearly I remember
Nit-picking on the boy
Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck
But we ignored his cryin
Trashed his brief
And shit on the new draft he'd submit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26915919)
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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: wonderful pink location athletic conference
How could I forget
When I caught him sleeping under his desk
I saw him hurting
Westlaw left open
Just like the day
Like the day I heard
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#26916277)
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM Author: useless sienna love of her life headpube
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.
http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage
Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#27169041) |
Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM Author: alcoholic lodge mexican
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba
His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#27169043) |
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