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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
bisexual institution
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Chocolate chapel nowag
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
bisexual institution
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
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  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
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  10/17/25
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Ruby House-broken Site
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
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  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Indigo balding brethren
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Indigo balding brethren
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
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  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Mauve Arousing Internal Respiration
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
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  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
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  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
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  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
effete space voyeur
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
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  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
effete space voyeur
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
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  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
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  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
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  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
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  10/17/25
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Floppy stage
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Cobalt Shrine Alpha
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
bonkers feces
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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  10/18/25
lol
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  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
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  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
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  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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  10/18/25
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  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
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  10/18/25
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  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
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  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
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  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
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  10/18/25
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rusted ticket booth karate
  10/18/25
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Indigo balding brethren
  10/18/25
no homo at all
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  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Lascivious bistre nursing home gay wizard
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Indigo balding brethren
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
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  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Burgundy violent main people
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
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Mauve Arousing Internal Respiration
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: bisexual institution

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Chocolate chapel nowag

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bisexual institution

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Chocolate chapel nowag

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: bonkers feces



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: supple startling halford



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Indigo balding brethren

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: bisexual institution



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Ruby House-broken Site



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: carmine lay factory reset button

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Indigo balding brethren

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Indigo balding brethren

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: bisexual institution

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Mauve Arousing Internal Respiration

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: buff pit mediation

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: effete space voyeur

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: bisexual institution

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: effete space voyeur

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Cobalt Shrine Alpha

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: effete space voyeur

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: bisexual institution

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pearl friendly grandma market

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: comical avocado trailer park

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: bisexual institution

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Floppy stage



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Cobalt Shrine Alpha

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: bonkers feces

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: emerald dilemma

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: bisexual institution



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Floppy stage



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: bonkers feces

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Ruby House-broken Site



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Bossy Appetizing Milk



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: walnut costumed blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Sable excitant public bath



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Federal school cafeteria becky

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bisexual institution

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Federal school cafeteria becky

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: bisexual institution



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: supple startling halford



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: contagious thirsty chad area

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: rusted ticket booth karate



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Laughsome coiffed love of her life

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: maroon cumskin



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: carmine lay factory reset button

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lascivious bistre nursing home gay wizard

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flushed office athletic conference

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: rusted ticket booth karate



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Indigo balding brethren



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: bisexual institution

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Lascivious bistre nursing home gay wizard

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Indigo balding brethren

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Violent patrolman house

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Burgundy violent main people

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Narrow-minded library liquid oxygen

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Mauve Arousing Internal Respiration



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Federal school cafeteria becky

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bisexual institution



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