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Bitchass Retard Luigi Mangione pleads guilty
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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: Big mustard parlor giraffe I thought shitlibs told me he was gonna get away with this and shit, ljl @ this dumb retard
Luigi Mangione pleads guilty in federal case related to UnitedHealthcare CEO killing |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: frum aqua factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067823) |
Date: August 14th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: Hairraiser cuckold ‘Gunneratt’, Xo2026 brownoids on suicide watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067691) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: frum aqua factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067824) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal mint state The judge will sentence him to time served, Trumpkin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067692) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: Comical New Version dont AUSAs have like a 98% conviction rate in trials? And I bet SDNY may be even higher, idk.
seems odd, tho, because his whole schtick was PERFORMANCE and MESSAGE. fagbro wrote messages on bullets, etc.
He should go to trial and put on a show. Take the stand, deliver oratory, pound his fist on the table, who knows maybe zoomerettes would rise up in revolution.
iirc a very young and brown and handsome Castro went to trial and turned it into a BIG SHOW and the launching pad for him to get a LOT of cuban pussy, plus revolution and eternal power |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: unholy drab trust fund if his lawyer said htat would his lawyer get disabred (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067705) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Comical New Version lawyer cant stop a client from testifying. lawyer just cant elicit perjury.
and does history even gaf about who castro's "lawyer" was, or what the crime was, or who the judge was, or the prosecutor?
In 60 years the only thing that matters is that on this day LUIGI sparked the Revolution |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Big mustard parlor giraffe turns out shitlibs are full of shit and retarded
this dood must be crazy, dont understand how u can throw a life of penetrating AZNpussy for pound me in the ass nigga prison |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:43 PM Author: razzle-dazzle costumed jewess You are one of the biggest shitlibs on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067911) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: floppy silver multi-billionaire He’s spent, what, a year in MDC Brooklyn? That would break most people. I would plead to anything after a week in there let alone a year. Plus Fed prison has to be better than NYS prisons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067719) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Hyperventilating talking whorehouse gay wizard I think the State of City Jail is probably so incomprehensibly bad. Perhaps it is akin to the State of Gaming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067736) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Anal Lascivious Boiling Water but the DIVERSITY of Attica!
I wonder if the VEGAN food in fed prison is better |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: swashbuckling crotch There's enough people in his corner that taking a chance on jury nullification seems like a far more cr move than pleading to something with a 24 year minimum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067964) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: swashbuckling crotch "They watched as Mangione revealed that 'after years of enduring pain from a broken back' he learned about the UnitedHealthcare investor conference.
Mangione said he traveled to Manhattan and emailed the company posing as an investor managing $58 billion and got information about the location within an hour, then printed a gun with a 3-D printer."
Some of what he planned was smart. Claiming to manage $58B, not so much. |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: vivacious bat shit crazy athletic conference keepsake machete What was wrong with claiming to manage $58B? That part of the plan worked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067900) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: swashbuckling crotch It should have raised suspicions. There's not that many people that manage that much & if you're in investor relations at a Dow 30, you should know who they all are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067962) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Heady hairless corner that part objectively worked though. the retarded part was hanging out at a mcdonalds in western PA with a fucking mask on after the fact. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067991) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: swashbuckling crotch 1) It worked but it shouldn't have. Go email IR departments at big corps from your Gmail saying you have $58B and want some face time. See what happens.
2) I'm going to assume that the feds tied this to him without him volunteering it. In whatever manner he reached out to UHC was stupid because it's not that hard to make an email account that can't be traced back to you. Ultimately the feds would have followed up this avenue & found him, so this is yet another reason why he was stupid for not getting to a non-extradition country ASAP. |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: unholy drab trust fund i can believe 1 if your just spamming every inbox
And emails are hard to make anon anymore right? I thought gmail requires phone # |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: swashbuckling crotch You can buy prepaid phones with ca$h at Walmart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068204) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:58 PM Author: thirsty charcoal library liquid oxygen WSJ reported it as only $58 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068614) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:26 PM Author: swashbuckling crotch Fuck me for trusting XO DM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068769) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:27 PM Author: Greedy Ratface Should have just a claimed a modest $92k checking account like benzo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068569) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: vivacious bat shit crazy athletic conference keepsake machete Absolutely egregious that it has been deemed constitutional for prosecutors to get two bites at the apple by charging and trying a man at both the state and federal level for the same transaction or occurence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067898) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: Big mustard parlor giraffe his fed charges arent some other shit not technically murder, shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067901) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: vivacious bat shit crazy athletic conference keepsake machete "Both stalking charges carry a maximum sentence of life in prison. His sentencing hearing has been scheduled for December 18. While there is no formal plea deal in place, the judge said there is a letter with a sentencing guideline suggesting a minimum sentence of 292 months, or over 24 years."
Just do 24-life for the "unrelated," non-murder federal charges. |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: vivacious bat shit crazy athletic conference keepsake machete Couldn't even cop an Alford plea.
“I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan, and he died,” Mangione said, according to MS NOW. “I knew what I was doing was illegal.”
So there goes his state trial, too. |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: unholy drab trust fund does he get his own wikipedia article forever and at least 10 fanmails a day and a $10 million inflation adjusted book abt his exploits when he gets out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067967) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:02 PM Author: vivacious bat shit crazy athletic conference keepsake machete NY has a law that says the victim's family or the state would get the proceeds from the book. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068294) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:12 PM Author: soul-stirring beta set faggot firefighter "my back" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50067973) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: Racy at-the-ready spot He'll be pardoned before he turns 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068046) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Khaki Genital Piercing Plaza Freeth Luigi! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068088) |