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Goals for 2025: $1.5m Net Worth, 150 Countries Visited, 1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass

I just need abt a 20% gain in my portfolio to get to 1.5m. S...
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/07/24
Just do casual 20% gain in a year lmao This year was an a...
Sexy brunch
  12/07/24
The S&P is up a casual ~30% in the last year.
crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge
  12/07/24
It was up 40% October to October
Mauve parlor
  12/07/24
and it's likely to keep going up until an inevitable crash f...
crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge
  12/07/24
Even if it has a 10% correction it will then continue going ...
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/07/24
If you're in it for the long-term it doesn't matter.
crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge
  12/07/24
Going up 20% in a year is entirely possible but also totally...
Laughsome nubile office
  12/07/24
My useless and worthless prediction is that we'll see more g...
crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge
  12/07/24
When was last time there wasa stock market crash cause of a ...
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/07/24
Like I said, just a useless and worthless prediction. There ...
crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge
  12/07/24
Who cares nigga I just need one year of good gains and I'm s...
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/07/24
Even since August 5 it's up 30% on qqq faggot, 425 to 525 ...
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/07/24
Then why has your net worth been stuck in neutral for like f...
Laughsome nubile office
  12/07/24
20% is nothing u faggot, that's a slightly above avg year an...
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/07/24
...
Laughsome nubile office
  12/07/24
whr are we on this, aristotle?
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/31/25
SVIX is EASY MONEY for the next year or two, mainly due to T...
crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge
  12/07/24
Wtf is this shit u might as well just do TQQQ
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/07/24
SVIX allows you to short the VIX. This is inherently a winni...
crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge
  12/07/24
SVXY is safer imo. It used to be -1 VIX until it was nearly ...
Mauve parlor
  12/07/24
XIV did the same and did wipe out. SVXY does the same but in...
crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge
  12/07/24
lmao at this flame
nighttime hunting ground gas station
  12/07/24
Not flame faggot, it will easily happen inshallah praise All...
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/07/24
Tommy did you achieve your goals
Laughsome nubile office
  12/31/25
NW $1,427,511 which given that it went below 900k after Oran...
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  12/31/25
So you're poor and incel? I'm sorry for your loss :(
Laughsome nubile office
  12/31/25
Damn dude you’ve been COUNTRYMAXXXXXING. I’m sti...
Big parlour
  12/31/25
inshallah i will get to 170+ this year once i finish south p...
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  01/01/26
And St. Tropez
Big parlour
  01/01/26
EOY NW: $2,194,760 Countries Visited: 6 (same as last year,...
Thriller Foreskin
  01/01/26
Waistline?
Yapping Glittery Genital Piercing Fanboi
  01/02/26
Sorry. My tape measure is only 60” long.
Thriller Foreskin
  01/02/26
Imagine clicking on this thread in your desktop. The phone ...
180 painfully honest circlehead
  01/01/26
...
Bearded Feces Tattoo
  01/01/26
(guy not practicing good opsec)
Laughsome nubile office
  01/01/26
fatter is already in turd heaven ass raping 69 lizards
Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting
  01/02/26


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Date: December 7th, 2024 6:50 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

I just need abt a 20% gain in my portfolio to get to 1.5m. Seems good chance of this happening.

I need 16 countries to get to 150. Shld be simple: First trip will go to Papua Nigga Guinea + 5-6 South Pacific Nations + NZ. Then in Summer will go to Europe finish the 4-5 countries I haven't visited then fly to Caribbean and do the 10-12 countries left there plus Guyana and Suriname. I shld get to like 155 or something

1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass will be the difficult one. That's over 4.1 Nigga Cocks in Ass per day. It may be hard (and painful hehe) to maintain this rate but I will try my hardest and my go to Africa after Caribbean to get this done



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421430)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Sexy brunch

Just do casual 20% gain in a year lmao

This year was an anomaly

I trusting the guy who literally called the bottom of the Covid market who is saying we drop in 2025

You’ll be back in the 1 comma club this time next year!

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645459&forum_id=2#48419781

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421526)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge

The S&P is up a casual ~30% in the last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421530)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: Mauve parlor

It was up 40% October to October

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421538)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge

and it's likely to keep going up until an inevitable crash from some of Trump's policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421542)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

Even if it has a 10% correction it will then continue going up and up and up..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421567)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge

If you're in it for the long-term it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421570)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: Laughsome nubile office

Going up 20% in a year is entirely possible but also totally outside the control of the average trader and Tommy T is the below average trader. For him to go up 20%, the market would have to go up like 35%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421551)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge

My useless and worthless prediction is that we'll see more gains coming from Trump's pro-business policies until some sort of inevitable crash because of those same policies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421568)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

When was last time there wasa stock market crash cause of a presidents policies u nigga? Even if u said loan crisis that took years to occur. Trump won't tank the market, geopolitics or economic crash will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421571)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge

Like I said, just a useless and worthless prediction. There probably won't be any indicators of a potential economic crash until after Trump leaves, but he'll set some of the groundwork for one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421575)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

Who cares nigga I just need one year of good gains and I'm set for life juiejuickjcock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421580)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

Even since August 5 it's up 30% on qqq faggot, 425 to 525

TSLA is up 100% almost since then

Amazon like 50%..eat shit nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421569)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Laughsome nubile office

Then why has your net worth been stuck in neutral for like five years now, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421585)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

20% is nothing u faggot, that's a slightly above avg year and once it peaks 20% I'm out then it can decline. Simple as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421536)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Laughsome nubile office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421549)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

whr are we on this, aristotle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49551594)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge

SVIX is EASY MONEY for the next year or two, mainly due to Trump winning. I recommended it when it dipped to around $22. It's at $30 now. Can't hold this for the long-term though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421528)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

Wtf is this shit u might as well just do TQQQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421540)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge

SVIX allows you to short the VIX. This is inherently a winning position because the VIX almost always overestimates actual volatility. There's your edge.

It follows and will continue to follow a predictable sawtooth pattern. It crashes whenever the VIX spikes, then rises for 1-3 years again before another big VIX spike.

TQQQ is a directional bet with leveraged ETF volatility drag that's barely any better than gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421544)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Mauve parlor

SVXY is safer imo. It used to be -1 VIX until it was nearly wiped out in 2018 and now it is -0.5 VIX and the rest is in treasuries and it grows much smoother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421548)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: crystalline deep preventive strike indian lodge

XIV did the same and did wipe out. SVXY does the same but in a more conservative manner. All a matter of risk tolerance. I've made more money off of XIV and SVIX in terms of % gain than any other ETF/ETN I've owned. VTI is by far my biggest holding, but I get into a VIX short a few weeks after any big VIX spike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421563)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: nighttime hunting ground gas station

lmao at this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421565)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

Not flame faggot, it will easily happen inshallah praise Allah juicejuicejews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#48421573)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: Laughsome nubile office

Tommy did you achieve your goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49551539)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

NW $1,427,511 which given that it went below 900k after Orange Idiot's tariffs I'm amazed at

Countries: 156 so met

Nigga Cock: 0, even niggas dont want to furk this old turd. Ive just accepted this, it is what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49551592)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Laughsome nubile office

So you're poor and incel? I'm sorry for your loss :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49551847)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Big parlour

Damn dude you’ve been COUNTRYMAXXXXXING. I’m still at 134, you’re way ahead now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49551856)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

inshallah i will get to 170+ this year once i finish south pacific, go turkemnistan and syria then finish andorra and hit niggaistan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49554195)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Big parlour

And St. Tropez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49554440)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Thriller Foreskin

EOY NW: $2,194,760

Countries Visited: 6 (same as last year, visited only California, New York, New Jersey, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas this year).

Children: 4

Dependents: 5

House Square Footage: 4150



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49554296)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Yapping Glittery Genital Piercing Fanboi

Waistline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49555968)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Thriller Foreskin

Sorry. My tape measure is only 60” long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49557850)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: 180 painfully honest circlehead

Imagine clicking on this thread in your desktop. The phone rings, you answer it and walk away form your computer with this thread still

On the screen. Then your dad walks in and sees it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49554214)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Bearded Feces Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49554302)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Laughsome nubile office

(guy not practicing good opsec)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49554427)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: Slimy Jet Famous Landscape Painting

fatter is already in turd heaven ass raping 69 lizards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49555967)