"LOL turns out they're sending over 'Deal Team Six.'" {ashen-fac
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:43 AM Author: stimulating judgmental box office clown
ed} {senior partner} "Did you say, 'Deal Team Six?'"
{first year} "Yeah. Hilarious, right? Like some sort of military"
{senior partner} {softly} "Shut the fuck up. Do you realize what you've done?"
{frantically moving to the phone} "Marcia, I need the chairman. Now."
'Yes ... yes Mr. Johnson. Please hold.'
{moment's pause}
{chairman} 'Bob, this better be good.'
"Define 'good.' My asshole associate tweaked our counterparty on the deal. They're sending in Deal Team Six."
{sound of the receiver dropping; clanging against the desk; being picked up; a draw of breath over the line; panic tinging his voice} 'Okay. Okay. Got it. We're going to need everyone we've got.'
"Agreed"
'I'll call up the reserves. How long do we have?'
"I'd guess less than an hour."
'Fuck.'
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#27799776) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM Author: Comical dingle berry
"And I want the rapid reaction force in the copier, on station."
"Sir, they're gonna burn toner pretty quick."
"No choice. Do it."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#27799831) |
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Date: June 17th, 2015 8:16 PM Author: stimulating judgmental box office clown
I haven't forgotten. Please be patient and my apologies for the delay.
Hank,
NM
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#28144193) |
Date: December 12th, 2016 12:05 PM Author: Light pit
partner to first year: "I need a list of every place on Seamless that will still deliver at this hour. And call up the old summer associates--I don't give a shit if they're studying for finals. We need everyone we can get. I'll man the copy center myself if I have to and--"
*sounds of helicopter blades whirring in the background*
*associate and partner stare at each other, glance out conference room window--see three blackhawk helicopters with "DT6" logos slowly making their way through the manhattan skyline*
"Fuck. We don't have much time left. MOVE!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#32119443) |
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