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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Big stage
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Dun milk space
  08/28/25
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Big stage
  08/28/25
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Razzle Drab Kitchen Internal Respiration
  08/28/25
that's it?
adulterous ticket booth
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Big stage
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
bateful preventive strike
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
adulterous ticket booth
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
sienna locus
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
boyish people who are hurt menage
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
sienna locus
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
boyish people who are hurt menage
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
sienna locus
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
boyish people who are hurt menage
  09/12/25
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boyish people who are hurt menage
  10/28/25
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boyish people who are hurt menage
  11/27/25
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boyish people who are hurt menage
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw
  08/28/25
Happy?
snowy aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
sienna locus
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Razzle Drab Kitchen Internal Respiration
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
sienna locus
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Razzle Drab Kitchen Internal Respiration
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
geriatric resort
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
translucent tank
  08/28/25
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turquoise shivering becky garrison
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
multi-colored pea-brained messiness site
  08/29/25
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comical amber hell
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Frozen area personal credit line
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Floppy scarlet parlour indirect expression
  08/29/25
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turquoise shivering becky garrison
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
startling black woman
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Floppy scarlet parlour indirect expression
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
boyish people who are hurt menage
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Pink azn market
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
sienna locus
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Frozen area personal credit line
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
sienna locus
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Razzmatazz wagecucks center
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Exhilarant Shimmering Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Razzle Drab Kitchen Internal Respiration
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
sienna locus
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Floppy scarlet parlour indirect expression
  09/01/25
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sienna locus
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Floppy scarlet parlour indirect expression
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
sienna locus
  09/01/25
Lolololol
snowy aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw
  09/01/25
?
boyish people who are hurt menage
  09/12/25
?
boyish people who are hurt menage
  11/27/25
?
boyish people who are hurt menage
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
aqua telephone parlor
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
sienna locus
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
boyish people who are hurt menage
  09/12/25
Yes
sienna locus
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
boyish people who are hurt menage
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
boyish people who are hurt menage
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Big stage
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Big stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dun milk space

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Big stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Razzle Drab Kitchen Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Big stage

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: bateful preventive strike

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: adulterous ticket booth

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: sienna locus

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: sienna locus

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: sienna locus

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: snowy aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: sienna locus

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Razzle Drab Kitchen Internal Respiration

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: sienna locus

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle Drab Kitchen Internal Respiration

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: geriatric resort

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: translucent tank

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: turquoise shivering becky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: multi-colored pea-brained messiness site

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: comical amber hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Frozen area personal credit line

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Floppy scarlet parlour indirect expression

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: turquoise shivering becky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: startling black woman

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Floppy scarlet parlour indirect expression

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Pink azn market

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: sienna locus

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Frozen area personal credit line

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: sienna locus

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz wagecucks center

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shimmering Famous Landscape Painting

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Razzle Drab Kitchen Internal Respiration

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: sienna locus

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Floppy scarlet parlour indirect expression

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: sienna locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Floppy scarlet parlour indirect expression

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sienna locus

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: snowy aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: aqua telephone parlor

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Jet-lagged narrow-minded bbw

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: sienna locus

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: sienna locus

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: boyish people who are hurt menage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Big stage

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#49259839)