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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
exciting clown
  08/14/26
Lol
underhanded histrionic church
  08/14/26
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ebony telephone set
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
exciting clown
  08/14/26
cq
Splenetic big potus orchestra pit
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
Primrose indirect expression
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
exciting clown
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Blathering Violet Affirmative Action
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Razzle-dazzle milk address
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
ebony telephone set
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Shimmering point
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
racy avocado stage
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
abusive menage
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
exciting clown
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Razzle-dazzle milk address
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
Trip onyx garrison
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
thriller orange weed whacker
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
exciting clown
  08/16/26
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insane spectacular mad cow disease range
  08/16/26
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Irradiated self-absorbed gas station newt
  08/16/26
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opaque casino
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
boyish feces
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Confused principal's office
  08/16/26
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Cerebral theater
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
Dun bespoke house karate
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Confused principal's office
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
Dun bespoke house karate
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
disgusting shrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
Dun bespoke house karate
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
insane spectacular mad cow disease range
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
underhanded histrionic church
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
Primrose indirect expression
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: exciting clown

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic church

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: ebony telephone set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: exciting clown

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Splenetic big potus orchestra pit

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Primrose indirect expression

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: exciting clown

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Blathering Violet Affirmative Action

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk address

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: ebony telephone set

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Shimmering point

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: racy avocado stage

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: abusive menage

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: exciting clown

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk address

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Trip onyx garrison

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: thriller orange weed whacker

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: exciting clown

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: insane spectacular mad cow disease range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Irradiated self-absorbed gas station newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: opaque casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: boyish feces

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Confused principal's office

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Cerebral theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Dun bespoke house karate

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Confused principal's office

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Dun bespoke house karate

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: disgusting shrine mad-dog skullcap

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Dun bespoke house karate

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: insane spectacular mad cow disease range

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic church

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Primrose indirect expression

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50073136)